Abraham - She doesn't want to work, but is that really accurate? http://bit.ly/9TfI6s

Man sentenced to beheading for sorcery. This is not a repeat from 1477 [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5164020

Photoshop Theme: If my life was a reality show [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5150524

Abraham - You can help others more by staying in the vortex http://bit.ly/bjkNn1

Protip: Before your militia plans the violent overthrow of the US government, you might want to check Snopes.com firs.. http://fk.cm/5163286

30 Things Every Man Should Have By 30, written by the nagging, needy wife you'll have by 31 [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/5163160

Photoshop Theme: Black and Blue (LGT GIS Inspiration) [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5150509

Abraham-Hicks/Contrast gives us choices to choose from. http://bit.ly/94VAWw

Kenyan slum residents no longer have to put up with flying sacks of crap [Cool] http://fk.cm/5162617

There are good parties, awesome parties, and "cause $45,000 worth of damage" parties [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5161642

Nude woman arrested at Hilton Hotel Spa holding the elevator up with toy gun [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5161570

Law of Attraction in Action #12 http://bit.ly/9wAUo2

Man has a crush on a married colleague. Does he a) approach her and confess his love, b) send her flowers and charm h.. http://fk.cm/5161368

Abraham - How to stay in the vortex while visiting family http://bit.ly/917BN5

"They wanted to shut down the picketing so now they're going to finance it" [Sick] http://fk.cm/5160907

Este Superpoderosa Brain Training Sistema. Dé rienda suelta a su genio interior. . .Garantizado! http://bit.ly/cax4eH

Councilman booted from office because he was addicted to Farmville. Councilman furious, threatens to come back with h.. http://fk.cm/5157955

States vying for education money dismayed to discover that $600M/2 = $300M, while 39*$0 = $0 [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5157948

Abraham Hicks: Professional rejection http://bit.ly/cwNtf6

Photoshop an advertisement for an unworthy charitable organization [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5146001

Step One: Chop off own penis. StepAAAAAAARRGGH [Fail] http://fk.cm/5157445

Abraham - She left her husband http://bit.ly/cGAcHP

Chinese child has 15 fingers and 16 toes, is naturally better at math (with pics) [Weird] http://fk.cm/5157148

The world's worst custom Corvette [Fail] http://fk.cm/5156572

Tim Horton's Doughnuts staff who worked in the Khandahar airport store are eligible for a war medal: the Chocolate Gl.. http://fk.cm/5156718

Abraham-Hicks - Super Human http://bit.ly/cl8BpF

Workers injured after a three-story building being converted to a four-story building suddenly became a one-story bui.. http://fk.cm/5155959

Obama administration asks Israel not to build any more settlements in Jerusalem. Which is as likely to happen as Obam.. http://fk.cm/5156040

Comedian who quieted rowdy lesbian hecklers is now on trial before province human rights commission for violating Can.. http://fk.cm/5155263

Abraham - How can she support & guide her independant daughters? http://bit.ly/9Krwmx

Duke sucks, a new iPhone app for Fark, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/21 - 3/27 [FarkBlog] http://fk.cm/5155807

Shoemaker Doc Marten's celebrates it's 50th birthday, and if that name conjures up images of heavy black boots and yo.. http://fk.cm/5154917

German university approves plan to train twenty of its students as Gladiators [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5154685

Screenwriter writes apology for "Battlefield Earth" but admits he's strangely proud of it: "Because out of all the su.. http://fk.cm/5154206

14 year old's mother is too drunk to drive so naturally he a) takes her keys b) calls the cops or c) stabs her? [Fail] http://fk.cm/5154131

More than 120 miners trapped underground in China. This is not a repeat from 2009. 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, etc [Scary] http://fk.cm/5154262

Spiritsentient Inspirational Abraham-Hicks Style Affirmation Movie http://bit.ly/czKJ5z

Some of the most analytical and logical people on the planet are Germans. The majority of Germans no longer believe i.. http://fk.cm/5154223

Time to panic, crazies. They're coming for your guns after all [Scary] http://fk.cm/5154018

Good show old chap. This mugshot roundup is brought to you by the British Empire in the year of our Lord 1904 [Cool] http://fk.cm/5153481

75 years after its inception, Monopoly remains as fun as ever. Especially when it is played on a larger than life Mon.. http://fk.cm/5153123

Photoshop this 1940's beer drinker [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5137668

Abraham - Dealing with PMS and finding the right mate (Part 1 of 2) http://bit.ly/aaFjbQ

Aide to the Pope on ever-widening sex abuse scandal: "We should not be too scandalised if some bishops knew about it .. http://fk.cm/5152954

Sad: Thieves stole nearly $11,000 from the VFW in a burglary last Sunday night. More sad: It had been collected to bu.. http://fk.cm/5152254

Not wanting to sentence crack dealer to decade in prison under mandatory sentencing law, judge decides to wait for Co.. http://fk.cm/5152180

The deadline is approaching for nominations for the state's list of 1,000 Great Places in Massachusetts. Last years w.. http://fk.cm/5152125

18-year old defecates in car thinking it belonged to his girlfriend and... yeah, you already figured out where it goe.. http://fk.cm/5151706

Old and busted: Lasik. New hotness: LSD-laced pickles. Wait, what? [Weird] http://fk.cm/5151375

Photoshop these creepy twins [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5135059

Process 20 "Turning it Over to the Manager" http://bit.ly/bOy8iZ

Grocery store customer gives kidney to cashier. Why don't people use a debit card like everyone else [Hero] http://fk.cm/5151639

Quaker Oats man hospitalized [News] http://fk.cm/5151523

Photoshop this sizable salamander [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5133810

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest http://bit.ly/c0deG8

Today, lights around the world will go out for "Earth Hour" to help save the planet. The other 8759 hours are still o.. http://fk.cm/5150691

Your Saturday WTF: Alien vs. Pooh [Strange] http://fk.cm/5150598

HOUSE MUSIC MIX(living the law of attraction) http://bit.ly/9FJVfn

Step 2: Hide $100,000* worth of drugs in underpants. *Police estimated value; actual value $250 [Florida] http://fk.cm/5150486

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to the left of the plane, you'll see a volcano erupting. Oh, and the Sun is there,.. http://fk.cm/5150207

Public overwhelmingly supports requirement to make all airport passengers subject to whole-body scans that can see th.. http://fk.cm/5150143

Tips from New Orleans bartenders about how best to stoke a flask [Hero] http://fk.cm/5149811

There are so many medical marijuana applications that Colorado's health department will no longer review them before .. http://fk.cm/5149497

Photoshop this enormous lepidopteran [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5132372

Man achieves flawless "WTF is wrong with you" victory, beats up quadruple amputee roommate when she blocked his view .. http://fk.cm/5149556

Russia bans Mein Kampf, saying it encourages extremist and violent behavior. You know who else banned books? [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5148979

Georgia bakery receives surprise marijuana shipment. Serves the best muffins EVER [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5148944

Applebee's new Double-Glazed™ ribs, Won Ton Tacos™, Steak Quesadilla Towers™, and Vagrant Pissing Outside the Windows.. http://fk.cm/5148498

Not sufficiently impressed with 47,000 miles of concrete, design chosen for yet another Eisenhower Memorial in D.C [C.. http://fk.cm/5148226

Enter the Vortex http://bit.ly/9TFNM4

Cleveland AIDS Taskforce wants to reduce HIV's negative stigma. Their genius idea: distribute "HIV POSITIVE" shirts (.. http://fk.cm/5148196

Despite prison officials saying it's not really a problem, lawmaker wants to ban Playboy from Oregon prisons [Silly] http://fk.cm/5147525

Computer tech consultant in a small Montana town claims to be the Holy Ghost. He's a bit Waco [Weird] http://fk.cm/5147714

Abraham - Dealing with PMS and finding the right mate (Part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/9rVMR9

Protip: If you're going to brag about your XBox and plasma TV on Facebook, don't post updates saying exactly when you.. http://fk.cm/5147026

Surely the author of this article must have considered using a pseudonym [Followup] http://fk.cm/5146798

Swedish prisoner decides to reenact the Shawstank Redemption. Guards not amused [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5146232

Photoshop Challenge: Bring this painting to life [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5129869

Abraham-Hicks - Algunas cosas que olvidamos http://bit.ly/agPnyu

In what may be the worst cost-cutting idea in history, Wisconsin college changes font on their campus email, waits fo.. http://fk.cm/5146077

Man shooting at farmhouse wounds himself instead, he couldn't even hit the side of a barn [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5146080

How cool is Barack Obama? He stopped into an Iowa City bookstore, bought $37 worth of kids books, including a Star Wa.. http://fk.cm/5145378

UPDATE: Farker MisterSparkle's video contest entry is in 26th place. Help him get to #1 so he can donate all $250,000.. http://fk.cm/5143204

Mexico arrests "King of Heroin", is cooperating with US authorities. In a statement, the Rolling Stones said they wil.. http://fk.cm/5144049

Sony just bought the rights to Michael Jackson for a video game. Yeah, a Michael Jackson video game [Weird] http://fk.cm/5143968

Abraham - Are we the most advanced civilization? And is there life on other planets? http://bit.ly/aq3e4c

Well, there was at least one silver lining to the Haiti earthquake: All the drug lords moved out, leaving behind lots.. http://fk.cm/5143216

If you have yer' wedding at Bass Pro Shop, and yer' bride is wearing camouflage ....youuu might be a redneck (video) .. http://fk.cm/5142688

Photoshop these screaming riders [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5129150

When attempting to rob a bank, it is suggested that you NOT call the bank first to make sure that your money will be .. http://fk.cm/5142232

Car-sized sinkhole stops traffic on I-240 in Memphis. NOM [Scary] http://fk.cm/5141919

Photoshop these wishing-they-were-real-alien guys [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5128349

Abraham - Can he talk to the dead? http://bit.ly/b0zQyn

If your house is foreclosed upon, here's a tip: don't make it seem like the cleaning crew just discovered the Well of.. http://fk.cm/5141991

Theme of Farktography Contest No. 255: "Pan Fried." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktogra.. http://fk.cm/5141597

Fate of legalizing pot in California is near. Far out, man [Cool] http://fk.cm/5140744

Photoshop this swing time [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5128022

He says he's sorry for throwing money at a man with Parkinson's disease. That makes it all better, right? [Followup] http://fk.cm/5140478

Reading scores lagging behind math. You read this headline twice [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5139819

McNabb: I want to win a Super Bowl in Philadelphia http://bit.ly/94WuQE... Enuff heartache already! This is Truly a month of madness...

Old Bridge old bridge repair repairs fragment fragments, state State Police police speaker, speaking [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5140161

Proposed US law would single out cyber-crime havens such as Russia, Nigeria, and 4chan [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5139451

Abraham Hicks - Do It in Hours, Not Years http://bit.ly/cATv6d

It's an age-old question. When foreclosing on homes, do you put the bodies to the curb with rest of the furniture? [Sad] http://fk.cm/5139028

In a world of "You're doing it wrong", this guy wins. (With "barbed wire really hurts" mugshot) [Florida] http://fk.cm/5138690

Teenager survives having 10 inch knife embedded all the way into his head. (w/ most awesome x-ray pic) [Scary] http://fk.cm/5138220

Off-duty college cop accidentally shoots himself. In the ass. Welcome to Fark, Officer Mallin [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5138236

Abraham Hicks - Pushing the Limit of Thought.mpg http://bit.ly/a987G4

New high-tech devices at airports will track how long people are stuck in security lines. This will be much more usef.. http://fk.cm/5138175

As the hobo sighs / On a cold and gray Philly mornin / Feelin the wrath of preteen scorn / In the ghetto / Fun and ga.. http://fk.cm/5137921

Utah's liquor monopoly makes cuts, sells hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, staggers past GO, collects $200 [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5137744

Abraham-Hicks - You Came for More http://bit.ly/cenfni

Photoshop this ball of rubber bands [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5126906

Reflecting on once-prosperous days along the now-shrinking Salton Sea, which in fact is not a natural feature at all,.. http://fk.cm/5136790

Abraham - using the death experience to stay out of the vortex (Part 1 of 2) http://bit.ly/9HJxA1

Motion control advances mean future generations could play outside [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5136298

Joe Biden uses the f-word during the signing of the healthcare reform bill, which by law automatically revokes the bi.. http://fk.cm/5136667

Headline: "Nazi doctors' documents found in attic". Article: Food coupons. It's not news [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5135576

They have shark-fights at U.N. meetings? Now I totally want to join [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5135308

Ben & Jerry's, Starbucks will both giving away free food today [PSA] http://fk.cm/5134657

Photoshop this meal in progress [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5126021

It's time for school. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Cool] http://fk.cm/5134310

Drunk driving is never cool, especially if you're a state trooper on duty [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5134319

If you gash your leg with a chainsaw, maybe it's a good idea to finish trimming the tree after you stop bleeding to d.. http://fk.cm/5133924

Abe ♥ Reality vs Vibrational http://bit.ly/aQ2Wcz

Remember when your father told you that your had to live up to the family name? Well this guy took that advice litera.. http://fk.cm/5134045

I can't remember the last time impatience has set in. How are they going to top last week? It was the best episode of the season! #24

Thanks to a large rock, 66-year-old woman is able to keep a would-be kidnapper, tigers at bay [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5133494

Rebuilding efforts in Haiti will focus on rapidly sheltering as many people as possible. No wait, that would make sen.. http://fk.cm/5133498

Abraham Hicks Raw Food.flv http://bit.ly/d1x0E0

Cargo ships near California figure out best way to clean up the environment. Just burn their dirty air polluting fuel.. http://fk.cm/5133126

Bride arrested for baring her breasts at her own wedding party and hitting her doorman with a shoe [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5133179

Edmonton firefighters and police unable to catch peacock, although it should be easier today now that it's frozen [We.. http://fk.cm/5132388

If you ever get the urge to run into traffic and try and lift a taxi with your bare hands, make sure you strip naked .. http://fk.cm/5132031

You know Spring is officially here when the flowers start to bloom, college basketball is on tv, and a bunch of horse.. http://fk.cm/5131577

New Jersey legislation seeks to redefine "smoking" as "inhaling/exhaling smoke or any other substance or vapor that c.. http://fk.cm/5131205

Abraham: Satisfaction http://bit.ly/bYUDLL

Former 1st Lieutenant in the Marines during WWII passes away at the age of 93. She was also a Hollywood dancer, colle.. http://fk.cm/5131323

Murderous editors, billionaires paying off underage prostitutes with cocaine, ties to the Church of Satan and illegal.. http://fk.cm/5130826

"Calm has returned to a northeastern B.C. school after a police investigation revealed that an alarming letter posted.. http://fk.cm/5130638

Abraham ♥ Take the Bounce http://bit.ly/9QEPEV

When installing 20 wind farms, "checking that the sites are windy" is the first step, not the last [PSA] http://fk.cm/5130613

Grandpa was right: they're all crooks and your doctor IS trying to kill you. ""The great majority of doctors have no .. http://fk.cm/5130285

Comic-Con could be threatened by: A)Too many geeks dressed as furries, B) Protestors who hate Star Wars fanatics, or .. http://fk.cm/5130250

Abraham: Simple Choices http://bit.ly/bP4wEL

Socialist California nearly killed Steve Jobs because he had to wait on the organ transplant list with everyone else,.. http://fk.cm/5130044

Houston area church prefers its "stations of the cross" themed art show entries to depict that part of the Passion wh.. http://fk.cm/5129772

4 - "La Legge dell'Attrazione" - Parte seconda - Legge dell'Attrazione: definizione http://bit.ly/c19xC6

You know it's going to be a bad year if it's only March and you've already been shot in the head twice [Strange] http://fk.cm/5129128

-eating champ wins corned beef eating competition [Weeners] http://fk.cm/5129418

Lettura 4 - La Legge dell'Attrazione - Non vogliamo alterare le vostre credenze http://bit.ly/aC0ErX

Actual headline--'Butt in mulch starts a fire at BIA hotel'. Apparently one should keep one's ass out of a compost pi.. http://fk.cm/5129361

If you're going to do a carjacking, try not to pick the vehicle with the pit bull just resuced from a dogfighting rin.. http://fk.cm/5129409

Photoshop this odd A-frame [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5112420

Person shot while attending a Colorado gun show. If only there had been some way for them to protect themselves [Misc] http://fk.cm/5129012

Wondering if you'll survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse? Here's a handy-dandy flowchart for you to determine the s.. http://fk.cm/5128768

Officials change their mind, the Stripper Mobile - aka Skank Tank - is back on the streets after bannination. Tampa n.. http://fk.cm/5128146

A short but handy guide to the historic pubs of the UK [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5128039

U.S. Navy hospital ship Comfort returns to Baltimore after two months in Haiti. Obviously, all problems are solved th.. http://fk.cm/5128078

"Several passersby called Boulder police Wednesday afternoon when Catharine Pierce, 52, tended to her front yard wear.. http://fk.cm/5127784

Man puts on a suit, takes a taxi to an office, and goes completely unnoticed while spending the next 18 hours looting.. http://fk.cm/5127900

Abe ~ Hooked on the vortex ♥ http://bit.ly/cbuRsb

Hundreds of people lined up before a giant toilet prop to bring awareness to World Water Day. Participants were asked.. http://fk.cm/5127492

A Fark/Reddit Party in Armenia? Sure, why the hell not? [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5126262

Fark-ready headline of the day: Shark-bitten crocodile poop fossils found [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5126816

Abraham Hicks - Reach for the food that feels best ! - Part 1 http://bit.ly/cNQqt1

Photoshop this low-flying airplane [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5108133

If your name is Calvin and you live in the Sacramento area, go ahead and commit all the crimes you want, cause they'l.. http://fk.cm/5126864

If you're a lawyer, apparently you can be arrested for paying a homeless man to help find you clients [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5126729

Abe ♥ In the Vortex with Money ~ Part 1 of 2 http://bit.ly/cIvg8I

When 18-year-old "Marinesniper" meets 18-year-old "tallhotblond" on the Internet, you know one of them is lying [Obvi.. http://fk.cm/5126534

California's Bar Association has decided the joke is getting old [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5125858

Supervillain Smackdown: Mystique vs Catwoman [Misc] http://fk.cm/5126034

Abraham Hicks - Happy where I am and eager for more - Part 2 http://bit.ly/caAFPe

Hero teacher Mrs Q eats the same food AS THE STUDENTS (with anti food-porn pics of what a student might eat) [Interes.. http://fk.cm/5125692

After a week of bad Publicity about found e-mails and federal grand juries, Sheriff Joe has apparently decided it's t.. http://fk.cm/5125358

Abraham ♥ Does the vortex get easier? http://bit.ly/9lyvC7

The strangest chandelier ever. Period [Strange] http://fk.cm/5124810

Abraham Hicks - Happy where I am and eager for more - Part 1 http://bit.ly/a78sUm

Okay, this time I DID shoot the deputy [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5124206

Man arrested for attacking neighbors' door with hoe because he believed they stole his cookies. (w/ pic of hoe beater.. http://fk.cm/5124053

Bernie Madoff's dizziness and hypertension that sent him to a prison hospital last Dec. turned out to be a broken nos.. http://fk.cm/5124181

Abraham Hicks - How much can we really help others ? http://bit.ly/cCfYHn

Head off to France for their new guillotine exhibit [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5124126

Russia threatening to invade Canada of mineral and oil rights. Canada responds with a 'oh ya? Well my pants can kick .. http://fk.cm/5123430

Abraham - What vortexes of energy that surround us is most important? http://bit.ly/cp1Kun

The EPA wants to know if long-term fracking using massive hot injections could be harmful to your health [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5123554

Abe ♥ In the Vortex with Money ~ Part 2 of 2 http://bit.ly/coMPXn

Photoshop this stickman student [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5106495

Old and busted: finding an image of Jesus in your toast. The new hotness: finding the skeleton of Natalee Holloway in.. http://fk.cm/5122920

BYU? Really? Whatever......Go GATORS!

Working for the government comes with some great perks, like job stability, posh benefits packages, and in many cases.. http://fk.cm/5121937

Abraham Hicks - Reach for the food that feels best! - Part 2 http://bit.ly/dyEg9X

A boardwalk is a lovely place to have a wedding... provided that the boardwalk can support all of your chunky asses [.. http://fk.cm/5120858

Cable glitch replaces children's TV with Playboy channel for the BEST TWO HOURS EVER [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5121374

Behold the horror that is the Steve Jobs cheese head. Good luck trying to get to sleep tonight [Scary] http://fk.cm/5121220

Abraham Hicks - Do we have pre-life agreements? http://bit.ly/9YIzGA

Man ends his electrician career to become a conductor [Sad] http://fk.cm/5120373

Cutest pics you'll see today of a Persian cat taking a dip in the family pool [Sappy] http://fk.cm/5120556

Loi d'attraction - Le Vortex - Argent, Abondance, Amour, réussite http://bit.ly/b15Ofp

Add some color to this bleak landscape [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5105833

Cracked presents the Cliffs Notes version of Drew's book for free: Six ways the media disguises BS as fact [Misc] http://fk.cm/5120695

Theme of Farktography Contest No. 254: "Farkitecture" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktog.. http://fk.cm/5120244

Dad leaps from a second story window and shoots his daughter's boyfriend in the groin when he sees him beating her up.. http://fk.cm/5119948

RT @mynewestbiz: RT@suziphillips - I got 739 extra free visitors to my web site in one day. Here's the free webinar howhttp://bit.ly/cXMEQ8

State's list of worst-at-math schools is retracted due to -- wait for it -- math error made by state [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5119908

University of Texas announces that it's instituting the Van Wilder rule [Sad] http://fk.cm/5119492

Abraham Hicks - What's it like to re-emerge into Non-Physical? Part 2 http://bit.ly/aX7FQa

9/11 Solved. Any questions? [Hero] http://fk.cm/5119145

Abraham Hicks - Health professional now wants health for self http://bit.ly/9WY6Df

Photoshop these finance fellows [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5105414

Seems like no one comes to visit anymore? Maybe it's because you're behind on your HOA fees [Misc] http://fk.cm/5117989

Hello, this is Phil. We found your lost vehicle. You had crashed it in a different place than you thought. But it's s.. http://fk.cm/5117400

Pictured on the cover of a large Swiss daily while naked on a ledge outside a burning transsexual brothel is definite.. http://fk.cm/5116863

If you abandoned 15 pounds of cocaine at a Cincinnati airport bathroom, some very nice men in suits would like to tal.. http://fk.cm/5116830

Dentist is accused of using paper clips instead of stainless steel posts inside the teeth of root canal patients. He'.. http://fk.cm/5116890

Tragedy today, as school teacher eating wolves were eaten by Alaskans. They were delicious [Followup] http://fk.cm/5116754

There's a push to make movie theater snacks more healthy. It sounds reasonable until you find out it's being helmed b.. http://fk.cm/5116438

Abraham Hicks - Solar Plexus Awareness http://bit.ly/awSlJC

300-pound "White Boy" calls Mom to tell her he left his coke stash at Spank's house. From jail [Florida] http://fk.cm/5116381

Life of US soldier in Baghdad saved, thanks to a concerned roommate and a stolen firing pin [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5115885

Dead in the Family: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel (Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood) http://bit.ly/aGt6NI

NTSB says 2008 helicopter crash that killed 4 in Aurora, IL was caused by "inadequate preflight planning", which appa.. http://fk.cm/5115646

Court rules that an ad depicting giant lawyers with superhuman speed who regularly defend space aliens is not likely .. http://fk.cm/5115634

Steve just joined "Making new friends on Facebook who I hope aren't narcs" [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5114304

13-year old killed with knife in the library. Colonel Mustard, Miss Scarlet wanted for questioning as police have no .. http://fk.cm/5114242

After birthday party, parents accidentally leave the birthday boy behind at the restaurant. Realizing their mistake a.. http://fk.cm/5114037

Abraham Hicks - Defending myself http://bit.ly/ajpFV9

Ugg boots aren't only the fashion equivalent of a train wreck, they're bad for your health, too. Here comes the scien.. http://fk.cm/5112980

Flight Attendants want Congress to limit carry-on bag size because people are not wanting to pay for baggage. If only.. http://fk.cm/5113347

Абрахам-Хикс. Ценность медитации.

It is a forward, assertive vintage, with dominant notes of oak, dark currant and tooth shards, the perfect bottle for.. http://fk.cm/5112847

Abraham Hicks - Jealous of recognition of another's success - Part 1 http://bit.ly/ac7Sm0

If you don't have a driver's license and have been arrested for it 14 times already -- for the love of God, put on yo.. http://fk.cm/5113059

Photoshop these pretend popes [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5101777

Three things you didn't know about Supreme Court Justice Stevens: he witnessed Babe Ruth's called shot, enlisted the .. http://fk.cm/5112880

Abraham Hicks - Jealous of recognition of another's success - Part 2 http://bit.ly/a8Sl3y

"Hate speech infiltrates social networking sites," reports Jesse Soloman, who was recently revived from a 25 year cry.. http://fk.cm/5112657

GA Supreme court upholds portion of Sex Offender registration with this logic "it is of no consequence whether or not.. http://fk.cm/5112414

Turkey bans turkey-baster tourism [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5111881

With the removal of Saddam Hussein, Iraqi women have lost their western-style rights and been placed under oppressive.. http://fk.cm/5111914

"Dear Mr. and Mrs." is sexist. "Dear Mrs. and Mr." is progressive. Whatever, that sandwich isn't going to make itself.. http://fk.cm/5110941

Abraham Hicks -How to speak up for myself http://bit.ly/afcOzv

Florida vampire who claims to be the direct descendant of Vlad the Impaler announces his candidacy for president. Wou.. http://fk.cm/5110617

After moving the "cock soup" to top shelves over parents' complaints, supermarket now renaming their "fat balls" [Stu.. http://fk.cm/5109850

Man's best friend eats girl's best friend [Weird] http://fk.cm/5110039

Visit beautiful Newcastle and come home with more luggage than you took [Scary] http://fk.cm/5109724

Abraham Hicks - Learning about " Law of Attraction " http://bit.ly/bcOGqJ

Looks like the Easter bunny needs diversity training [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5109478

BEEP....... BEEP....... BEEP....... Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep [Sad] http://fk.cm/5108234

Girls ordered to spend weekends with sex offender father. But it's okay... the judge said they could have a lock on t.. http://fk.cm/5108374

Mother Nature spins the earthquake wheel, and it comes up....wait for it....northern Japan, congratulations Japan, ha.. http://fk.cm/5108103

The typical traffic stop in Portland includes guns, marijuana, five knives, a machete, stun gun, handcuffs, a bail bo.. http://fk.cm/5108152

Guy gets arrested for trying to break into neighbor's house and steal her panties. Decides that going on local news a.. http://fk.cm/5107972

Besides being nuts, what did the Pentagon and Vegas courthouse shooters have in common? They got their guns from the .. http://fk.cm/5107472

WASP (Women Airforce Service Pilots) of World War 2 finally recognized after 60 years with the Congressional Medal of.. http://fk.cm/5107474

According to the World Health Organisation (WHO), the likelihood of a woman dying in childbirth in the US is five tim.. http://fk.cm/5106916

Abraham Hicks - Scattered energy - Part 1 http://bit.ly/aEdRjb

Photoshop this clearcut on wheels [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5097756

Abraham Hicks - The pursuit of joy http://bit.ly/bh8HuD

The ten weirdest places on Earth. With awesome pics [Cool] http://fk.cm/5106793

When are you able to get three DUI's in one year and still get to keep your job? When you're a cop, that's when [Asin.. http://fk.cm/5106607

Abraham Hicks - Scattered energy - Part 2 http://bit.ly/9mGFXH

Walmart fires Associate of the Year, cancer patient for medical marijuana use [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5106248

Lettura 3 - La Legge dell'Attrazione - Una conversazione con Abraham http://bit.ly/clvV8F

Lesbian discharged from the Air Force under "Don't Ask Don't Tell" when a bigot cop in South Dakota saw her marriage .. http://fk.cm/5106368

What do Arkansas, Oklahoma, Idaho and Utah all have in common? They loves to marry their wimmenfolk off good an early.. http://fk.cm/5105843

Another blue-eyed, blonde haired "Jihad Jane" pops up, with a "yeah, I think I would, she has the crazy eyes" pic [Du.. http://fk.cm/5105842

At what point did this teacher think writing "Loser" on a sixth-grader's writing assignment was a good idea? [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5105443

Protip: When special ed students start giving up on your school district, you just might have a problem [Sad] http://fk.cm/5105423

Passed out in an idling car with your 9-year-old daughter in the back is no way to go through life, son [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5105344

Lawyer makes the case that CIA drone operators are unlawful combatants [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5104690

Britain has spent £190,000 in an unsuccessful twelve year battle to wipe out the country's only termite colony. Appar.. http://fk.cm/5104712

I'm sorry, since we don't charge a lot for this particular dish, you cannot take your leftovers home with you. Sincer.. http://fk.cm/5104316

Abraham - Make peace with where you are (part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/bUxnPQ

Photoshop this sweeping soldier [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5092650

US Court of Federal Claims rules that thimerosal-based vaccines could not have caused autism. States that claims are .. http://fk.cm/5104196

Why so serious? Because an experimental National Zoo bat colony was wiped out [Sad] http://fk.cm/5104094

It's the ultimate battle between Marvel and DC in this week's Smoking Gun mugshots [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5104285

Today's child stuck in a vending machine story comes to you from Perth, Australia [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5103315

Supervillain Smackdown - Joker vs Green Goblin [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5103244

Confessions of a redhead Las Vegas escort. (A 6'3", 247 pound, 47-year-old gay bear redhead Las Vegas escort.) [Inter.. http://fk.cm/5103130

Photoshop this ring of fire [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5089546

Bad: You call the police to report a suspected burglar. Good: It was only your boyfriend, planning a romantic surpris.. http://fk.cm/5102368

Abraham Hicks - I want my millions, but... http://bit.ly/a8TlZp

Not content with bad remakes of 80's movies, Hollywood looks to drop a house on The Wizard of Oz [Sad] http://fk.cm/5101476

In the battle between Glenn Beck, and a small poodle, that small poodle was on the verge of winning, and that's when .. http://fk.cm/5101128

"Holy s***. We just saw a gigantic shark eat what looked like a person in front of our house." [Scary] http://fk.cm/5100579

"ALL RIGHT THIS IS A ROBBERY HAND OVER ALL YOUR MONEY, JEWELRY, AND.....THAT COSMO" [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5099854

Whoever said, "There's no harm in asking," clearly never submitted a request under the Indian government's Right to I.. http://fk.cm/5100129

Exploring one of California's most peculiar mysteries: Why do so many Chinese restaurants also sell donuts? [Strange] http://fk.cm/5099436

7.2 magnitude earthquake stirs Chile [News] http://fk.cm/5099401

Kansas City closes half its schools, most of which it wasn't using anyway [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5098807

A letter to my daughters about weed [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5098051

"America's billionaires have not rebounded from the recession as strongly as other countries' billionaires." Won't so.. http://fk.cm/5097924

Teen shoots himself in the testicles. Bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again [Fail] http://fk.cm/5098036

Small B.C. surf town of Tofino takes stand, moves to ban McDonald's, Starbucks, and Tim Hortons from wrecking its rad.. http://fk.cm/5097984

Not news: Woman decides to rob people. News: Successfully robs 11 people. Fark: Robs $6 [Fail] http://fk.cm/5097591

A good yarn? Town tries to solve the mystery of the midnight knitter [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5096808

Not news: Gunman prompts school lockdown. Fark: Gunman was wielding a Nerf gun [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5096621

More miracles from modern medicine: "They said there was a rare, but real chance that my bottom jaw would become infe.. http://fk.cm/5095998

Photoshop this focused flow [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5083481

Abraham Hicks- Manifestational meditations http://bit.ly/91X08y

Records show Ohio State shooter had complained his bosses were treating him unfairly, had taken his red stapler [Foll.. http://fk.cm/5095643

Just a tip: If you need to drive over to the police station for business, sober up first [PSA] http://fk.cm/5094787

Psycho killer...signs himself...out of the ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hospital, then he...runs runs runs runs, runs runs runs awa.. http://fk.cm/5094753

Abraham Hicks - Are all drunks in the Vortex ? http://bit.ly/c2WEl0

The nicest nurse in the world fired for having sex with grieving men who just lost their wives to cancer [Sad] http://fk.cm/5094221

Chuck Norris would be 70 today if time wasn't afraid of him [Hero] http://fk.cm/5094206

And the next extreme sport is: Coupon clipping. Wait, what? [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/5093877

Water consuption in Edmonton during the Gold Medal hockey game; the beer consumption chart would probably look the sa.. http://fk.cm/5093261

Bigfoot spotted in Maine, solid brown everywhere else [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/5093452

Theme: Movie poster for movie that never existed, but should have [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5083416

Windows kill up to 1 billion birds in North America each year. "I see no immediate reason why these figures would be .. http://fk.cm/5093144

Protip: If the Chevy conversion van is rocking (at 3:30 AM in the mall parking lot, under a lightpole), the cops will.. http://fk.cm/5092423

Actual headline: "Police say fake veterinarian - apparently dressed as a man this time - arrested again". With pics o.. http://fk.cm/5091704

Due to low sales, Walmart discounts Black Barbie; obviously some people have a problem with this [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5091859

"Milking water out of a cow made of wood with rubber teats is a favorite activity there" [Strange] http://fk.cm/5091520

News: triple shooting on Ohio State's campus. Fark: didn't involve a football player [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/5091576

Abraham Hicks - When searching for a job http://bit.ly/9fhoJA

That giant puckering sound you heard was Sheriff Joe Arpaio's spinchter clenching after he found out the controversia.. http://fk.cm/5090733

Photoshop this soaring cycle and airborne extemist [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5083256

Goat Boy's mom has been found [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5090438

Photoshop this saw-whet owl [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5083230

Brtiain's MI5 monitored Hitler Youth cycling tour of England in 1937, despite their agent falling off near Budleigh S.. http://fk.cm/5089479

Tip Of The Day: Paying for hundreds of dollars of crack cocaine with Monopoly money will probably result in a fairly .. http://fk.cm/5089012

Teach Like a Champion: 49 Techniques that Put Students on the Path to College http://bit.ly/da2Mfw

Oldest person in US dies again [Misc] http://fk.cm/5088798

A group of ultra-Orthodox rabbis are kvetching that lox should no longer be considered kosher as the fish often conta.. http://fk.cm/5088852

On the internet, a female inmate squirting breast milk at her jailer falls under the Rule #34 clause. In real life, i.. http://fk.cm/5088055

The Best Birthday Freebies http://ping.fm/A9o2x

Al Qaida calls on US muslims to attack America seeing as how they're a little too busy dodging predator strikes and m.. http://fk.cm/5088336

Big Booty Mommas 6: Hot Butt-Caulking Action [Sick] http://fk.cm/5087545

Lawmaker wants to give vegans, teetotallers and atheists the same protection under the law as Muslims and Jews [Inter.. http://fk.cm/5087491

You know what's better than a squirrel with a conconut on its head? Two squirrels with coconuts on their heads [Silly] http://fk.cm/5087099

Swiss dogs encounter major setback in legal bid for steak [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5087369

When stealing lottery tickets, resist the urge to redeem your winners at the same store you robbed [Florida] http://fk.cm/5086576

Abraham - What do we learn from our pets deaths? http://bit.ly/cPazzV

And now, for no particular reason, here are some photos of Caplin Rous -- the world's largest domesticated rodent [Sc.. http://fk.cm/5086806

Home-schooling parents are having a hard time finding science books that don't use the same explanation for everythin.. http://fk.cm/5085666

Too chicken to dump your significant other? This guy will call them, dump them for you, record the insuing hilarity, .. http://fk.cm/5085641

ACTION & THE LAW OF ATTRACTION http://bit.ly/941Z9j

If your car is stolen Worcester police may or may not find it, but city meter maids definitely will [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5085275

You Farkers can keep resting easy. Exercise is useless. However, you might have to put down the bacon [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5085517

Man has a mountain of sand and hangs women's underwear outside his home. And then it gets weird. (w/video) [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5084995

Abraham: The Art of Chilling Out http://bit.ly/94tym4

Photoshop this telescope [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5072794

They see me rollin'... They hatin' [Scary] http://fk.cm/5084580

Dance into Vortex http://bit.ly/brEbpm

Theme: Shows we'd like to see on the History Channel [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5071712

Judge sues Wal-Mart and Sam's Club, claiming that their poor customer service caused him to be involuntarily institut.. http://fk.cm/5083782

Tractor trailer containing 30,000 pounds of yogurt rolls over on I-91 in Northampton. Culture comes to Western Massac.. http://fk.cm/5083896

~Abraham-Hicks~Setting Your Vibrational Tone

♥ Abraham Hicks ♥ Abraham explains the importance of deliberately setting your vibrational tone. ***************** We would focus on everything that mattered to us. It is so satisfying to hold a thought and to find the feeling place and then see the Universe conspire to help you receive it. Oh, co-creation at its best. -Abraham [...] http://bit.ly/bRRZqC

An Inspirational Video 1 – The Law Of Attraction

www.leadoutloud.ca A great inspirational video. If you know someone who is going through a difficult time, make sure you forward this video to them. It will brighten their day. By the way, due to the many requests to purchase this video, it is available for purchase for immediate download at www.leadoutloud.ca. ENJOY! : )
http://bit.ly/94eQA6

Complementary/Alternative Medicine: Traditional Chinese

Nearly half the US populations turns to complementary, alternative and integrative practices to maintain or improve their health. Beverly Burns of ucsf’s Osher Center for Integrative Medicine explores traditional Chinese medicine including acupuncture, meridians and chi. Series: “UCSF Mini Medical School for the Public” [12/2007] [Health and Medicine] [Show ID: 13073]
http://bit.ly/cnHKRA

Diabetes Overview

How diabetes occurs and how to treat it. Watch this and more health videos at: www.answerstv.com
http://bit.ly/dxNFx7

Lifestyle Changes For Diabetes Type 2 Diet

Diabetes data is essential in patients who have either type 1 diabetes or type 2 diabetes. When diagnosed with diabetes, the health entailments can be damaging but realizing what the disease is and what modifications you can implement to assist in leading a healthy life is important in checking any ill effects. Getting a few [...] http://bit.ly/9GL4c2

Canada scraps plan to change national anthem from "O Canada" to "2112"; as a backup, organizers were willing to conce.. http://fk.cm/5083491

Dear God, the Cylons ARE coming [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5083513

Psychotherapist charged with acting like there are a couple well-placed spaces in his title [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5083249

Complementary/Alternative Medicine: Traditional Chinese http://bit.ly/cAO7Mk

~Abraham-Hicks~Setting Your Vibrational Tone:

♥ Abraham Hicks ♥ Abraham explains the importance of .. http://bit.ly/bRRZqC

An Inspirational Video 1 – The Law Of Attraction:

www.leadoutloud.ca A great inspirational vi.. http://bit.ly/94eQA6

Law of Attraction – Most Professional Mind Movie Yet: http://bit.ly/d3vEVw

Complementary/Alternative Medicine: Traditional Chinese:

Nearly half the US populations turns to co.. http://bit.ly/cnHKRA

Diabetes Overview:

How diabetes occurs and how to treat it. Watch this and more health videos at: w.. http://bit.ly/dxNFx7

Abraham: Magnificent http://bit.ly/ar4AO7

Once again: You shouldn't be shaving your privates while driving, especially if you have a suspended license: "She wa.. http://fk.cm/5082146

Woman decapitated by a freak lawnmower accident as she heads off to work [Strange] http://fk.cm/5082155

Kdo je Abraham? http://bit.ly/dyOnbJ

"Wait, you're not an airline pilot?" "No. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night" [Scary] http://fk.cm/5082453

Vision Dance with Abraham http://bit.ly/aHMBkl

41 year old female teacher sends nude photos of herself via text to a 15 year old boy. With "Yes I would hit that" pi.. http://fk.cm/5082301

Photoshop this aerospace adjustment [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5064416

We're number one! It's the Mugshot Roundup [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5082181

If you're a woman who fancies the bad boy type, perhaps corrections officer isn't an optimal line of business (with s.. http://fk.cm/5082045

Hen that thinks it's a dog takes litter of puppies under its wing [Sappy] http://fk.cm/5081068

A group coined the Bling Ring burglarized celebrity homes. It was like Mission Impossible meets 90120 [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5081158

San Francisco has hit on a brilliant way to get rid of its sewage treatment byproducts: Call them "high-quality, nutr.. http://fk.cm/5080800

Hello, police? I need smokes [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5080075

Photoshop this tiring trek [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5063785

In a move sure to burnish its reputation as the toughest, most hardcore branch of America's armed forces, Navy fires .. http://fk.cm/5079949

Boy shoots dog (bad). Boy is sentenced to jail (good). Boy is allowed out for Hank Williams, Jr. concert because his .. http://fk.cm/5079899

34,000 square foot floating island doubles as a yacht [Cool] http://fk.cm/5079690

Nanny state strikes again. Kindergartener suspended from school for making his fingers into the shape of a gun and po.. http://fk.cm/5079699

In a wise use of manpower and resources, cops surround apartment for two hours to wait for a warrant to bust someone .. http://fk.cm/5078965

An American editor of an Italian journal is sued by an Israeli author for running a negative review by a German about.. http://fk.cm/5078810

If it's on Jersey Shore it's not coming through the door: No Affliction, No Ed Hardy, No Christian Audigier, No Excep.. http://fk.cm/5078572

If this Haitian family moves into your neighborhood, you might want to update your earthquake insurance policy [Scary] http://fk.cm/5077767

Don't panic but Three Mile Island is, um, leaking [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5078056

Pop singer Shakira given a medal by the UN for her her work helping impoverished children, and her achievements in th.. http://fk.cm/5077524

Sarah Palin Tonight Show standup review: Stewart liked it (with Palin standup goodness) [Weird] http://fk.cm/5077114

Not News: Man loses his job. News: He's a sheriff who improperly used his firearm. Fark: To shoot his way out of the .. http://fk.cm/5076909

"Alicia Butt" blows a .33, urinates on herself. Our job here is done [Florida] http://fk.cm/5076301

Religious reasons may get you out of combat service, medical procedures and explain finicky diets but they won't get .. http://fk.cm/5075718

Abraham: Living the Dream http://bit.ly/a5u01y

Watching "Survivorman" will provide you with everything you need to know in order to survive in the wilderness. Or ma.. http://fk.cm/5075838

Abraham: Gut Awareness http://bit.ly/bEzRc9

Just a normal day at the park; birds singing, people walking their dog, naked woman tied to a tree [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5075789

We arm the world/We arm the children/We want the world to be a deader place/So let's start killin' [Fail] http://fk.cm/5075453

Photoshop this highly ineffective firefighter [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5062911

Web startup consultants http://eulogik.com

British Teenager saves a 5 year old girl in North Carolina from being raped without even having to leave home [Hero] http://fk.cm/5074617

Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger decides to retire [Hero] http://fk.cm/5074232

It may be acceptable to bring your child to work, but you shouldn't let your child actually perform your job. Especia.. http://fk.cm/5074102

Abraham: It's Done! http://bit.ly/9QThz4

Photoshop this wire worker [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5062049

Arizona governor urges people to volunteer. Would offer paid work, but Arizona is currently bankrupt [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5072708

Innovative web mashups developers http://eulogik.com

Abraham Hicks - Living With Passion - Part 1 http://bit.ly/cP8SQ3

Former Labour Party leader Michael Foot dies. He was a living leg end [Sad] http://fk.cm/5072952

Abraham Hicks - Living With Passion - Part 3 http://bit.ly/99vc8k

When jumping into a plunge pool after a sauna, make sure it isn't boiling [Fail] http://fk.cm/5072178

If you're going to tell a guy the vivid details of how you had sex with his ex girlfriend, make sure he's not back to.. http://fk.cm/5071897

Abraham: consider it done http://bit.ly/9PZOHo

River overflows its banks, meter maid sees half-submerged cars. He immediately: (a) jumps in to rescue child, (b) don.. http://fk.cm/5071751

Drunk cop shows badge to bouncer to demand entry..."I'm here to f------ boogie" [Fail] http://fk.cm/5071824

Drinking to forget can have the opposite effect and lead to more painful memories, jaws, ribs, eye sockets [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5071595

Abraham: cu when I get there http://bit.ly/cYUfHE

Small southern town seeks guidance from state AG in overturning Sunday alocohol ban. AG: "Uhh... your law banning Sun.. http://fk.cm/5070527

Food "Extremists," Consider Yourselves Warned http://bit.ly/9QVkTJ

Abraham - Will he re-unite with his father who has passed when he himself passes? http://bit.ly/chb27W

Attempt to steal ATM with front loader fails. "There was no way that they came up with that sober" [Florida] http://fk.cm/5070451

"Can I see that $36K diamond ring? I'll be out in the parking lot with it where the light is better." [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5070351

The story of the rainbow trout in America, the government welfare fish that muscled its way into the nation's coldwat.. http://fk.cm/5069296

For maximum street cred, engaging in a high-speed chase with cops is okay. Doing it in a pink Mercury with Hello Kitt.. http://fk.cm/5069686

Colon Cancer Resource http://bit.ly/c03sLa

Some of the oddest book titles of 2009 are "Afterthoughts of a Worm Hunter," "The Changing World of Inflammatory Bowe.. http://fk.cm/5068537

If Mythbuster Grant Imahara gets 100,000 followers on Twitter he will build Craig Ferguson a Robot Skeleton Sidekick,.. http://fk.cm/5068568

Community Supported Agriculture in NYC and Beyond http://bit.ly/aA7I3i

Boy who sped through Air Force base gets charged with murder... for the passenger shot by security in attempt to stop.. http://fk.cm/5068059

Should I not have threatened to kill students and co-workers? Was that wrong? [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5068312

In case you missed it, today was Saviours Day 2010, a day where Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan is honored. .. http://fk.cm/5068289

Abraham: Imagine Your Self http://bit.ly/dzGnkN

States may ban credit checks on job applicants after realizing that nobody has good credit anymore [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5067070

Owner of building adjacent to Academy Awards arrested for installing illegal "How To Train Your Dragon" sign [Strange] http://fk.cm/5067537

Abraham: You are so close..:) http://bit.ly/cBxXvi

Abraham: so let's recap.. http://bit.ly/bQqRag

7-month old girl survives brush with death from parents' suicidal pact. Tag is for the parents, who did this out of f.. http://fk.cm/5066747

NATO warship sinks pirate ship off Somalia. Article sinks nautical terms per sentence record [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5066798

If you're a prosecutor, remember there is a difference between "copping a plea" and "copping a feel." They are not th.. http://fk.cm/5066084

Have disposable income and don't know the best way to spend it? How about some cashmere toilet paper [Silly] http://fk.cm/5065720

Navigating Cancer http://bit.ly/9Waz61

Guy gets six-figure book deal for (seriously) "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5065917

Abraham: tax me higher! http://bit.ly/akqTGv

"Alright buddy, I saw you feeding that homeless guy over there. Where's your license? Don't have one? Well, you're ta.. http://fk.cm/5064910

Novelist says girls are ready to have children and run a household by age 14 [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5064889

There are now bacteria so powerful, the only antibiotics strong enough to kill them (maybe) will also shut down your .. http://fk.cm/5064772

Abraham: long story short http://bit.ly/aqhfWQ

Former homeless guy now a culinary star - mobs line up for his sandwiches [Hero] http://fk.cm/5064705