Time again for gold coins to start showing up mysteriously in Salvation Army kettles. Yup, there's the first one [Fol.. http://fk.cm/4810481

For the last time, people - if you're going to rob the Wendy's drive-thru, make sure your mom isn't working that nigh.. http://fk.cm/4810284

Palo Alto parents stand by railroad tracks all day to prevent suicidal teens from jumping in front of trains. Because.. http://fk.cm/4809985

Process 11 "Segment Intending" Part II http://bit.ly/6QYDo2

German tourist tells Disney World security that he had bombs in his backpack. Ha ha, just kidding [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4809041

Your mother is in a car accident, so you pull over and C) Kick the reponding State Trooper in the groin [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4808696

Po co tu jestesmy? ♥ ABRAHAM HICKS ♥ Why are we here? HD http://bit.ly/5ea3wa

Ready-for-Fark headline: "Drive-by gooseing in North Mankato park" [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4808687

Moller skycar nearing 'virtual flight testing', says company spokesman Duke Nukem [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4808041

Rockville Police shoot Jesus. Awwwwwkwaaaaaard [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4807956

Two dogs in Beijing diagnosed with swine flu, will be treated with soy sauce [Scary] http://fk.cm/4807571

When driving your pickup into your ex's house just doesn't send the right message, try setting the truck on fire firs.. http://fk.cm/4806652

New Zealand church fined for using cell phone jammers so people's phones don't go off during services. Tag is for the.. http://fk.cm/4807122

Woman says a deranged man followed her off the bus and stole her teeth. "He kept thaying how my teeth were beautiful,.. http://fk.cm/4807360

Just another night in Iowa - the corn growin', the birds chirpin', the naked drunken biatch ramming her SUV into as m.. http://fk.cm/4806663

MLB Pitcher Interning at USDA http://bit.ly/6uLBJI

Abe ♥ The Hudson a miracle? http://bit.ly/7oRhHl

The choice is to save your wife or your son. This man had to make that choice. What would you do? [Sad] http://fk.cm/4806454

Abraham Hicks on Selling - Part 1 http://bit.ly/8ex5Ui

Man steals kettle from Salvation Army bellringer. Subby would have prefered he just took the bell [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4805870

Publishers of newsletter for hermits provide "sense of community" for those who choose to live apart. You know, for t.. http://fk.cm/4805692

Mohammed was a young boy living in Iraq when he caught the eye of a major in the National Guard. "Will you save me?" .. http://fk.cm/4803833

11 [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4805551

A Møøse once murdered my wife... Mind you it was a European elk [Sad] http://fk.cm/4805085

Government scientists claim we're surrounded by aliens and should be ready to meet them in 10 to 15 years. No word if.. http://fk.cm/4804685

XOXO places female living mannequins wearing lingerie in their windows geared toward and you clicked without even hea.. http://fk.cm/4804883

Cindy Sheehan yells "Get out of my face" through a megaphone at point blank range to a grizzled military veteran. Hil.. http://fk.cm/4804838

Drunk drivers eclipsed as greatest threat on roads by iPod zombie cyclists [Scary] http://fk.cm/4804490

The Teflon Son: John Gotti Jr. not convicted again [Fail] http://fk.cm/4804369

"THE EMOTIONAL GUIDANCE SCALE" TEACHINGS ABRAHAM-HICKS http://bit.ly/8tJK8x

Klink, you idiot [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4803816

Abraham ~ Reunions http://bit.ly/91ats2

Hero: Danvers HS students want to sell "Free Meep" shirts to raise money for scholarship. Asinine: Principal still sa.. http://fk.cm/4803981

My Health Weblog http://bit.ly/6o77Ru

They took away radio traffic reporters' airplanes, and now they're taking away their radio too [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4803839

CSI Småland has concluded that Agneta Westlund met her death by a drunken elk. You see, there are reindeer sleighs an.. http://fk.cm/4803858

Abraham ~ Trying to control http://bit.ly/4XMMeg

"Jesus Christ ate fish, and I hope you're not trying to claim moral superiority over him" [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4803641

British town starts wrapping its lightposts up in thick wool sweaters so drunken students don't hurt themselves when .. http://fk.cm/4803620

Abraham Hicks - Healthy Mom vs. Joy of Candy http://bit.ly/7kTpHg

Residents of Michigan town don't want it turned into Guantanamo North to make money: "We don't want the rock stars of.. http://fk.cm/4803070

Come to the partey http://bit.ly/8eisys

University says it's hiring someone to research lap dances. Job is certain to be a grind [Cool] http://fk.cm/4803091

Purse-snatcher tries to rob "Geek Love" author Katherine Dunn, learns the hard way that authors can also be trained s.. http://fk.cm/4803307

Recently divorced woman sees Jesus on her iron, displaying to the world why she was recently divorced [Strange] http://fk.cm/4802731

NASA: Evidence of life on Mars [Cool] http://fk.cm/4802806

Edible Radio http://bit.ly/6nmiOE

If you're in the market to buy millions of pounds of dead carp, the state of Utah has one heck of a deal for you [Str.. http://fk.cm/4802484

Abraham Hicks on Snoring - Part 2 http://bit.ly/6x3w4F

Tiger Woods condition upgraded from "serious" to "typical celebrity drunk driving accident" [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/4802629

Family's Thanksgiving dinner winds up with four people shot to death, lots of leftovers [Florida] http://fk.cm/4801863

Asperger's Syndrome Symptoms - WebMD http://bit.ly/62IwcJ

If you're a defense attorney and want to make a point in the courtroom, there are better ways to do it than by pullin.. http://fk.cm/4801985

Somebody else to explain your life to you? http://bit.ly/4wMZmZ

New study shows that Americans throw away over 40% of the food they purchase, or about 1,400 calories per person per .. http://fk.cm/4801641

Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules, 'cause everybody knows that praying is allowed in school [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4801530

Photoshop this colorful commuter [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4791423

Forget killer bees. Here come super termites [Scary] http://fk.cm/4801267

Abraham Hicks on [ Why your kid wont listen ] (1/2) http://bit.ly/7kAk2h

Ugly-ass baby meerkats cuddle up with a plush meerkat doll after losing their mother. The Sun is there [Sappy] http://fk.cm/4801057

Inspectors make an unannounced visit to Basildon University Hospital and discover 70 dead people, blood-splattered cu.. http://fk.cm/4800771

Oxymoron headline: Swimmer drowns [Fail] http://fk.cm/4800919

"Hey kids, Daddy's going to run into the sailing shop and pick up a few things. Why don't you two play in the trunk w.. http://fk.cm/4800602

Nobody can eat 50 eggs: The 5 best overeating scenes from the movies, in honor of stuffing your maw today [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4800398

54 years after somebody stole a radio from a college's teacher's lounge, the thief anonymously sends the school an ap.. http://fk.cm/4800574

Abraham-Hicks versus Jagged edge (on the" Leading edge "of thought) http://bit.ly/4qodDE

Drunk Irish mom beans son in the face with a full beer can; to be charged with wasting beer [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4800177

When removing furniture and belongings, you'll appreciate the efficient, professional service of a removal firm. Part.. http://fk.cm/4799755

Persuading someone to spend £1,200 on a breast lift for you just so that you can find a new home is a sure sign that .. http://fk.cm/4799644

Burger King unveils 1000 calorie monster burger. Just looking at it is enough to give you a heart attack [Scary] http://fk.cm/4799028

The six most horrific lessons ever taught in elementary school [Florida] http://fk.cm/4799202

Photoshop this Unisphere [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4788628

Dundee girlfriend does what any Scotswoman would do in her place [Scary] http://fk.cm/4798485

Learn the Secret behind "The Secret" & Think and Grow Rich http://bit.ly/5N3QiH

Atheist group asks to put up sign honoring war veterans near Christmas display. Pennsylvania town responds by outlawi.. http://fk.cm/4798750

Nobody else needs to know, just you http://bit.ly/52wkP6

Photoshop this guy in reflective shades [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4786252

Abe ~ Quantum leaps http://bit.ly/6bJSbE

Spotted cow removed from Mad River in NY. The image in your mind's eye is wrong [Sad] http://fk.cm/4797912

BMI Calculator http://bit.ly/6rImD7

Indiana schools face an epidemic of "ball tapping." You thought of a better headline, but were too busy crying on the.. http://fk.cm/4797442

Two arrested for threatening YouTube rap, are sentenced to read 80,000 barely literate YouTube comments [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4796915

You know that guy who spent 23 years in a coma but aware of everything going on? Even money says it's a hoax [Followup] http://fk.cm/4796099

All Of Your Power Is In Your NOW http://bit.ly/4OsjGr

Musician appeals for return of stolen tiki. The curse never ends, Greg [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4796213

Ohio and Michigan. Two states that have long been at each other's throats for the last 100 some years are finally uni.. http://fk.cm/4796197

Abraham Hicks on [ Why your kid wont listen ] (2/2) http://bit.ly/4PCWFU

Incredible gallery of Cockermouth floods, 72 nightmarish Cumbria shots [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4795828

Navy SEALS capture alleged terrorist behind Fallujah killings and mutilations, promptly face charges because they gav.. http://fk.cm/4795906

RCMP looking for millions in gold missing from Canada's mint have concluded that there was no theft involved, which l.. http://fk.cm/4795587

Abraham Hicks on [ Finding your own Abraham ] http://bit.ly/6UKgri

Not news: Babysitter goes drunk driving. News: He had a seven year with him. FARK: The kid was on the roof [Scary] http://fk.cm/4795905

So a pastor, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4795155

Hey boys, you know that hot teenage girl you were exposing yourself to via webcam? Well, turns out she's a 41-year-ol.. http://fk.cm/4794880

Police need to find this woman chop-chop [Misc] http://fk.cm/4794721

Ball-Exercises.com http://bit.ly/7edL38

For sale: Charming 3bd 2 bath rancher, with contemporary kitchen, walk-in closets and basement full of hundreds of hu.. http://fk.cm/4794159

That's a one spicy molotov [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4793973

Subconscious Thoughts, Emotions And Manifestation http://bit.ly/7QJIZT

Ft. Lauderdale man smokes 115,000th joint after years of averaging 10 a day, but never gets high. I'm not sure how yo.. http://fk.cm/4793592

Kirk Camerowned [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4793499

Charges dropped against dad who drove a drunken intruder away from his wife and young kids... with a samurai sword. T.. http://fk.cm/4793194

The Public Option, which was alive, then dead, then alive, then dead, then alive, then dead, then alive... is now dea.. http://fk.cm/4791281

ABRAHAM : Martin Luther King - The "Empowered" Version http://bit.ly/5aSV3p

Recent immigrants to Canada more likely to be male, younger, better educated, work for smaller companies and undercut.. http://fk.cm/4792463

Rich town will install cameras to photograph every license plate entering town and instantly alert police if they spo.. http://fk.cm/4792697

Program Cuts to Hurt Farmers, Environment http://bit.ly/8D1OdY

Food-safety lawyer says he no longer eats raw oysters, raw fish, sprouts, bagged leafy greens, hot dogs, unpasteurize.. http://fk.cm/4792293

Grandparents are cool because they let you do things mom and dad won't. Like, say, hanging onto the luggage rack of a.. http://fk.cm/4791789

Today's most incoherent actual headline: "Trooper fired after hat fib wants back in" [Fail] http://fk.cm/4791430

Abraham Hicks on [ "Let's laugh!" ] http://bit.ly/5tcXEZ

Musicians on the road: the insanity, the groupies, the parmesan-crusted duck breast with balsamic reduction (Sponsore.. http://fk.cm/4791804

Half of drivers age 18-34 admit texting on the road; the other half reponded with ;) [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4791470

Vatican hosts conference on extrasolar life, highlights need for that whole warp-drive thing [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4791113

Woman dies after crashing a stolen U-Haul truck. It's a very moving story [Sad] http://fk.cm/4790898

The dream: solo deer-hunting in the heart of the Everglades. The reality: limping lost through a swamp in your underw.. http://fk.cm/4790769

If you and a passenger crashed into a river near Tacoma, rescue crews hope to find you and puyallup real soon [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4790716

Abraham Hicks on [ Scientifically proving Law of Attraction! ] http://bit.ly/8ePCLX

Abraham Hicks on [ http://bit.ly/5AqIQa

Can there rreally be too many places to buy beer in one city? [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4790341

If you are in Salinas, CA on Tuesday night and find yourself at a DUI checkpoint, you will either be going to jail or.. http://fk.cm/4789779

Reading energy http://bit.ly/6ABNgq

Abraham Hicks on that bullshit book [ The Bible ] http://bit.ly/4UMYcg

Noone can keep you from anything http://bit.ly/7nx0fv

Photoshop these desktop dispensers [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4774528

Abraham Hicks on Jesus Christ, Buddha, and Mohammed http://bit.ly/8mREo0

School board expels student for having legally possessed, unloaded shotguns off school property. In other news, schoo.. http://fk.cm/4787973

Ft. Hood shooter paralyzed, incontinent, reports Journal of the World's Tiniest Violin [Followup] http://fk.cm/4789180

Let Go! http://bit.ly/4nOWA3

Fun-loving San Francisco cable car decides to give passengers an impromptu reminder of Newton's First Law of Motion [.. http://fk.cm/4788963

You've shot yourself in the foot. Do you a) go to the hospital, b) call an ambulance, or c) try to handle it yourself.. http://fk.cm/4788812

Man attacked by assailants intent on stealing loaf of bread. It's a wonder he survived [Scary] http://fk.cm/4788614

Abraham ~ Caffine Problem ♥ http://bit.ly/6swJVF

Fili-busted [News] http://fk.cm/4788383

Genetics anti-bias law takes effect today, forcing insurance companies, employers to use outward appearance to discri.. http://fk.cm/4788246

Can Law Of Attraction Be Scientifically Proven? http://bit.ly/6cj8MA

Two-year-old Shyla, a cat-loving chihuahua, decided to start nursing seven abandoned kittens, just in time for Caturd.. http://fk.cm/4782663

Police To Man: Why did you crash into this building? Man: Because the FBI have a mind-reading device in there, of cou.. http://fk.cm/4787084

There is so much to receive http://bit.ly/6uYfal

Photoshop these spotted sea squirts [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4772681

100ft Christmas Tree crashes into bridge, makes its presents felt [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4786552

Photoshop this diver [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4772677

Yesterday: Stop getting mamograms, they're too expensive. Today: Stop getting pap smears, they're too expensive [Foll.. http://fk.cm/4786427

Metozolv ODT (metoclopramide HCI) http://bit.ly/81u5YL

For Improvement Make The Best Of Where You Are http://tinyurl.com/yejukvp

Erica Ariel Fox, "Beyond Yes" http://tinyurl.com/y9xo2cs

Erica Ariel Fox, "Beyond Yes" http://bit.ly/C5B0K

EmpowHER http://bit.ly/3sRtGg

Push to raise drinking age from 18 to 19 in Australia to curb supposed drinking problem. Because if there's one thing.. http://fk.cm/4780499

For $1,700, you can see what your baby's name means in 100 languages. Note: Does not include obviously made-up names .. http://fk.cm/4779432

La Ley de Atracción en Acción en español Parte 23/23 http://bit.ly/3r7WaX

LoveToKnow Safety http://bit.ly/2N5PRC

Consumer Product Safety Commission hosting town meeting at Toys-R-Us in Times Square to talk about toy safety. Irwin .. http://fk.cm/4778370

People Behave The Way You Vibrationally Expect http://bit.ly/2Z8I6d

La Ley de Atracción en Acción en español Parte 18 http://bit.ly/I9hS4

Kick a police officer in the nads? That's a Taserin' and you'll scream like a 10-year old girl [Scary] http://fk.cm/4777560

La Ley de Atracción en Acción Parte 15 http://bit.ly/2XEg0j

Maude Barlow - "Path Dependency & the Rainman of Rajasthan" http://bit.ly/3c1f4c

Abraham Hicks o letu 2012 http://bit.ly/R1yiU

Man, 74, convinced there is a mysterious sea creature in the canal behind his house. With pics [Florida] http://fk.cm/4775285

Ovulation Calculator http://bit.ly/3pxEy7

Ingredients needed for "this should end well" headline: Tanker ship full of chemicals? Check. 28 North Koreans on boa.. http://fk.cm/4775310

Jessica Alba pounds the pavement in the halls of Congress for education funding. With pictures of what a Jessica Alba.. http://fk.cm/4774918

Television trying to scare you? http://bit.ly/Arl3q

La Ley de Atracción en Acción en español Parte 9 http://bit.ly/1HjLQu

Nobody can whine about the recession quite like a member of Generation X. "It's so annoying." [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4773634

Nominations now open for Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest [Survey] http://fk.cm/4774013

La Ley de Atracción en Accion Parte 5 http://bit.ly/4f9j3n

Let me get this straight. Illegal activity actually helps fund further illegal activity? [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4772474

Photoshop this tea time [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4759725

Holiday Stress-Busters: Advice for Parents - FamilyEducation.com http://bit.ly/39XNNH

DO: use a maritime distress flare when you are stranded at sea. DON'T: aim a maritime distress flare at a four-year-o.. http://fk.cm/4772162

Deja vu http://bit.ly/3buUbb

Photoshop this human hamster [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4759660

Iraq: Armed gangs, supported by the population. Underresourced authorities seen as occupiers. Strong ethnic, cultural.. http://fk.cm/4772051

Abe ~ Bedtime & Morning Processes http://bit.ly/44eVfU

If you have in your possession a 1,500-pound historic Civil War cannon, Vallejo police would like a word with you [St.. http://fk.cm/4771276

Considering Law of Attraction http://bit.ly/axGUI

Photoshop this symbolic symbiosis [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4756693

In response to lawsuit, TSA changes its rules, now stating that it can only screen for unsafe materials. I guess that.. http://fk.cm/4770369

Meals on Wheels: the Future of Sustainable, Ethical Meat http://bit.ly/FBrn3

What is the Afterlife really like youtube segment http://bit.ly/aB5Kd

Thought the chimp attack was fierce? "[H]e grabbed my leg with his mouth and went to jerking on me" [Strange] http://fk.cm/4769367

Merlot the cat, who went missing 17 months ago when he was less than a year old, has returned home for Caturday [Sappy] http://fk.cm/4765731

We have two weeks before the first experiment is done with the large hadron collider. It's a little too late to save .. http://fk.cm/4768203

For seven months L.A. Sheriff deputies have been trying to figure out who is slapping 'Who is John Scott' stickers in.. http://fk.cm/4767892

My $80 Thanksgiving Turkey http://bit.ly/49Ng6R

Photoshop this piece of vintage jewelery [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4754244

Toenail Fungus Treatments http://bit.ly/1nxaM8

British gardeners urged to urinate on their plants to help them grow better. How very european [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4766537

Just rec'd word about a Sr. Programmer/Developer position in the A. 90-115k Anyone interested? SAP a must....;)

Paying alimony http://bit.ly/23wb2O

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. - "Slavery" http://bit.ly/18XNAe

Whoever left a sawn-off alligator head in a rural field in Yorkshire, England, congratulations, you scared the crap o.. http://fk.cm/4765948

~Abraham-Hicks~How Contrast Serves Us http://bit.ly/1Dse4s

My 11:11 Meditation.... http://bit.ly/2dX92O

Lisinopril - eHealthMe http://bit.ly/4cZnLw

"Main Street merchants want crack at market" in Santa Monica, says poorly worded headline. Presumably this would be g.. http://fk.cm/4764056

More http://bit.ly/4qNPia

Help us Reach Wayne Dyer and Esther Hicks! http://bit.ly/XYLo6

Police accidently ship 25 lbs of pot to prison in a crate maked as fruit. Fortunately the inmates who discovered mist.. http://fk.cm/4763408

Problem: Humans eat sharks, so sharks can't eat stingrays, so stingrays eat oysters. Solution: Humans eat stingrays [.. http://fk.cm/4763193

Kansas City teacher fired after making jokes about Florida. Students erect signs to save his job [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4762923

Imposter busted for posing as decorated Marine. Bonus: Charade was discovered at H.S. reunion when he ran into a real.. http://fk.cm/4762156

Abraham ~ Making decisions http://bit.ly/2LsJt7

Remember when New London took those homes and the Supreme Court said it was OK because they had this great developmen.. http://fk.cm/4762347

New Jersey judge allows quadriplegic man to buy guns. "He plans to mount the gun on his wheelchair and operate it wit.. http://fk.cm/4761871

Whooping Cough (Pertussis) - eMedicineHealth http://bit.ly/15jCxI

Help us Reach Wayne Dyer and Esther Hicks! http://bit.ly/30kOXd

Ladies, if someone were giving you a gift for xmas besides flowers or jewelry, what would you like to receive?

The traffic sign from L.A. Story has a cousin who lives in a gas pump at a 76 station in the Valley [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4760190

Winners of Ashoka's 'GMO Risk or Rescue?' Competition Announced http://bit.ly/1HBlG6

Abraham-Hicks: Just Seek Relief http://bit.ly/3BSEW6

Breezethru-jm.com http://bit.ly/QLbUF

Comformity. Creativity. Zest for life. http://bit.ly/1NrWgg

Police officer: your breath test shows no alcohol, enjoy the rest of your night. Driver: Thanks officer, but can you .. http://fk.cm/4758252

The federal government is willing to pay up to $66,542 plus living benefits if you don't mind mushing 31-dogs across .. http://fk.cm/4757461

Julia Butterfly Hill - "There are no Accidents" http://bit.ly/lwaJk

Clear-minded ones http://bit.ly/fVDJu

You're supposed to have it all http://bit.ly/1usMTW

Woman deceives her husband and friends into believing she had breast cancer and needed treatment. She spent $10K they.. http://fk.cm/4756303

Girl, 12, gives birth to boy for her 15-year-old husband. In Tennessee? West Virginia? No, New South Wales, Australia.. http://fk.cm/4756181

When searching for your dog, always look under car first before reaching underneath. That shadow might really be an a.. http://fk.cm/4756105

NY Times reporter tries to learn about Scientology by taking their free personality test. All goes well until someone.. http://fk.cm/4755945

American cities on verge of rat invasion [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4755850

"Snood" to be hot new fashion accesory this Christmas. The skort called; said it was thankful that finally a piece of.. http://fk.cm/4755525

Photoshop this camel check [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4748225

FDA Naproxen Resources http://bit.ly/3nbhVr

Hey, here comes the face-painting, cotton candy and heroin truck again [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4755243

Being Yoga Conference in Rhinebeck http://bit.ly/MkaIh

Just 1 of 248 reasons why you never take your wife with you to a strip club [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4754930

Can a boy wear a skirt to school? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4754832

House passes healthcare reform bill, no word on whether it will cover Lupus [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/4754974

Pema Chodron - "Shenpa" http://bit.ly/33Nr6v

Hasboro is having a diorama contest for their toys. Top 5 here. Much better than my use of toilet paper tubes and emp.. http://fk.cm/4754211

Podiatry Online TV http://bit.ly/nIrZh

Abraham, speak to us of Faith http://bit.ly/38BC5v

What's going on worldwide today? http://bit.ly/8nlgw

Feel Good Meditation - Inspired by Abraham Hicks http://bit.ly/3rYolM

What do you do if your car is impounded and you need to go to court for auto theft charges? This is Fark so I think y.. http://fk.cm/4753743

Process 5 "The Prosperity Game" http://bit.ly/3ViwLa

No Farms, No Food http://bit.ly/3VkhPg

Today's Friday Photo Fun is matching the woman to her BAC. You can see it in her eyes. Contest ends at 4pm Eastern [A.. http://fk.cm/4752520

Process1 Rampage of Appreciation (Part I) http://bit.ly/2Kko6E

Man makes $90,000 a year just by wearing a different company's t-shirt everyday. Your cubicle just got smaller [Inter.. http://fk.cm/4751659

Though a majority of Americans now favor allowing gay couples to enter into civil unions, roughly half the country st.. http://fk.cm/4751546

Home http://bit.ly/3tnyOi

San Francisco currently has no acting mayor, plunging the city into lawless, chaos, and general debauchery. Residents.. http://fk.cm/4750950

Today: Live Chat with USDA Official on Farm to School Program http://bit.ly/36bmPc

Police return wandering toddlers to drunk and passed out dad and then call CPS. By the time CPS arrived three hours l.. http://fk.cm/4750694

Irving Berlin's White Christmas - TheaterMania http://bit.ly/1dbxfh

Kissing boosts a women's immune system. Her dirty little skank immune system [PSA] http://fk.cm/4749537

You http://bit.ly/3nFl52

Tests Reveal Poison in Nearly All Campbell's Soup http://bit.ly/1REU48

Glycemic Edge http://bit.ly/3OFWWw

TheAntiTerrorist on Playing to Win - Part 1 http://bit.ly/4ipbge

Photoshop this happy splasher [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4739172

TheAntiTerrorist on Playing to Win - Part 2 http://bit.ly/Scmen

NASA trying to build an elevator to space; Willy Wonka brought in as consultant [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4747239

Process 3 "The Creative Workshop" Part III http://bit.ly/4xMtmK

You're an animal control officer. You find a well fed, microchipped dog. Do you C) give it to a friend who's moving o.. http://fk.cm/4744639

Photoshop this yogi and his disciples [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4735134

10-ton Japanese fishing trawler capsized by giant jellyfish, three fishermen rescued by passing vessel. And so it beg.. http://fk.cm/4743443

Al Gore now eligible for nobel prize in economics [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4743588

McCain's health policy advisor soon to be denied coverage on the individual market. A tax cut might help [Fail] http://fk.cm/4742808

Ninety-seven percent of Americans agree that it should be illegal for other people to text while driving [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4742325

New Hampshire restaurant sets record with largest meatball, taking the title from Rush Limbaugh [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4742074

If you've abandoned a herd of cows in a local park, the council would appreciate it if you could remoove them as soon.. http://fk.cm/4741232

Beer crossing [Silly] http://fk.cm/4740763

If you're over 65, chances are you won't catch and die from swine flu. But that won't stop you from taking the vaccin.. http://fk.cm/4740642

Abraham ~ A child's wellbeing - Part 2 http://bit.ly/QW13R

It's about damn time. Hero tag and Asinine tag battle it out for supremecy [Hero] http://fk.cm/4740624

Hit-and-run driver claims he didn't see a 6-foot-tall orange rabbit on a pedicab [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4740543

Abraham Hicks- Jerry and the prime minister http://bit.ly/16rbLE

DA says jury trials should be mandatory in sex cases because juries are more willing than judges to put defendants aw.. http://fk.cm/4740384

Julia Butterfly Hill - "Green is in" http://bit.ly/37muHs

Churches helped raise $500,000 for man who needed treatments for his cancer. His "cancer" turned out to be a gambling.. http://fk.cm/4740062

Should we have a page in the healthcare bill about not being forgotten in an ambulance for hours? [Scary] http://fk.cm/4739754