Ole Miss, It's a Trap [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5064703

American Taliban: Group hands out leaflets to women dressed "provocatively", blaming them if they get raped [Sick] http://fk.cm/5064505

Abraham: the thrill of it all http://bit.ly/dmwPcW

Family of 3-year-old who died in a freak car accident sues the driver's wife's parents, the dealership, the electric .. http://fk.cm/5064223

Orwell-Speak Award Goes to Canada's GM "Enviropig" http://bit.ly/a2Nyd5

Restored train station in Virginia features White and Colored entrances [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5063996

Airlines taking their lessons from cellphone companies, charging extra for "amenities." Like $80 for an aisle seat [S.. http://fk.cm/5064117

Abraham Hicks - sens życia napisy PL (meaning of life) http://bit.ly/cyL9zQ

Nevada goes the way of France by implementing 4 day work week. Brie eating surrender monkey's rejoice [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5063796

Mayoral candidate charged with battery on six teenage skateboarders vows to fire the police chief if elected [Florida] http://fk.cm/5063519

Airline passenger eats his winning scratchcard in protest at not being handed the $13,500 prize immediately [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5063612

closing_0001.wmv http://bit.ly/aNZ3gs

Before companies had Web sites and home pages, they had letterheads [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5063019

I'm think I'm goin' to Kathmandu / That's really really what I wanna do / Goin' to their #@#%$# Cursing Festival too .. http://fk.cm/5062975

Surfing's really cool, except when you originally went snow skiing, fall into Scottish avalanche [Scary] http://fk.cm/5063190

Photographer makes miniature-scale landscapes using common household objects [Cool] http://fk.cm/5063060

If you're writing an article about the rise of drugs, it's best not to start out by saying your area is the best plac.. http://fk.cm/5062915

Nanny-state institutes compulsory sex education, soon to be followed by compulsory teen pregnancy [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5062610

With Food, the System Is the Problem http://bit.ly/92OHfc

Photoshop this grand gesture [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5048043

Snuffy Smith accused of wielding staple gun at cop [Strange] http://fk.cm/5062165

If a mom shows up to school with a sword and a 40 ounce bottle of Colt 45, things are probably not going to end well .. http://fk.cm/5062020

Parents angry at High School that forced students to take a sex survey and reported the results in the school paper. .. http://fk.cm/5062026

Problem: County running out of money. Solution: Shake down the local hardware store for giving out free donuts and co.. http://fk.cm/5061532

Abraham: Wanting to Want http://bit.ly/cQoGPh

You're one dedicated marijuana smuggler if you're willing to put on a scuba suit and wade through a sewer in order to.. http://fk.cm/5061472

Gordon Brown insists Britain not involved in torture, conveniently forgetting the cuisine [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5061192

93-year-old man has never owned a birth certificate, Social Security card, or passport. Good thing he isn't trying to.. http://fk.cm/5061425

Photoshop this flood watch [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5044058

"Honey? Were you expecting $120,000 worth of pot from FedEx?" [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5061098

Bad: you have sex with a goat. Worse: you get caught. Fark: it makes international news. TotalFark: because the owner.. http://fk.cm/5060398

Remember to count to ten before clicking the Mugshot Roundup [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5060827

Sustainable Winter Eats: 5 Must-Have Foods http://bit.ly/dpyJId

Report: Vaccines didn't cause Jenny McCarthy's son's autism, because he doesn't have autism. Jenny McCarthy: "My bad".. http://fk.cm/5060050

Despite eating higher fat foods and doing less exercise, people in the '60s were skinnier due to all the shagging, pr.. http://fk.cm/5059618

Abraham Hicks-Is There A Vibration For Every Topic http://bit.ly/aT2li0

A cold January in Florida is causing "tomato outages" at Burger King. With pic of the hard, green fruits being harves.. http://fk.cm/5059565

Man dies waiting for Delta Air Lines flight out of Detroit, charged a $150 change fee after failing to board [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5059606

MeTheDoctor.com http://bit.ly/9dWLAB

Floridians baffled by new driver's license rules. "My Social Security card says Robert. My birth certificate says Bob.. http://fk.cm/5058970

If two high schoolers are fighting in your classroom, don't grab the little bastards by the neck, because they hate t.. http://fk.cm/5059097

Parents in an uproar over a link on their school district's website that goes to an article describing Jesus as a "hi.. http://fk.cm/5057850

Boy gets foot caught in escalator, which could have easily been avoided if some parent - who cares which one - had co.. http://fk.cm/5058567

Drunk cop falls asleep in his car in an intersection then gets tased by fellow officers [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5058132

Don't you hate it when you're handcuffed inside a courtroom and everyone forgets about you and goes home for a long h.. http://fk.cm/5057503

Save Those Heirloom Seeds http://bit.ly/dxGuew

Theme: Animals Noah didn't allow onto his Ark [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5041065

Afghan army to Taliban: "Yo mama's so fat, she generates her own gravity"...Taliban to Afghan army: "Your mother was .. http://fk.cm/5056939

Abraham-Hicks - O que faríamos no seu lugar http://bit.ly/cqZNY7

The government's E-verify system that checks workers' SS#'s to ensure they are legally allow to work in this country,.. http://fk.cm/5056653

"Man tries to commit suicide after passing bad checks while dressed as a woman". With "some of you still would" pic [.. http://fk.cm/5056194

Fat Review Central http://bit.ly/bJuV9K

Hundreds of wannabe Jedi warriors took the fight against evil to a galaxy not very far away by unleashing their light.. http://fk.cm/5056072

Abraham Hicks - Touchstones of Well Being http://bit.ly/95M0wL

Trying to use the old, "I accidentally shot my girlfriend while cleaning my gun" excuse works better if you only shot.. http://fk.cm/5054943

Is NYC Serious About a Sustainable Food System? http://bit.ly/986oUX

Low-carb diet can increase bad cholesterol levels. So be careful, both of you still trying it [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5055392

Photoshop this handshake [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5040705

State of California sends out jackbooted booze police to various bars around San Francisco, trying to nab bartenders .. http://fk.cm/5055197

Abraham Hicks-what does source see and do pt 2 http://bit.ly/drh29L

Theme of Farktography Contest No. 251: On the Streets. Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farkto.. http://fk.cm/5055154

Cash-strapped LA is going after unlicensed dogs. But the dogs are fighting back, saying that they have no money becau.. http://fk.cm/5055043

Abraham - Hicks - Como o universo trabalha http://bit.ly/bK943R

Lawsuit claims Blimpie's "Double-Stacked" subs have less than half the meat, seeks $75,000 for everyone who has order.. http://fk.cm/5054875

Not news: A bunch of white guys are coming to the Augusta area for the Masters Tournament. Fark: It's the KKK [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5054126

New $1 billion US Embassy in London to consist of a glass cube surrounded by a moat. Yes, a moat. w/ pic [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5054247

Superintendent of lowest performing school to teachers: "Help us help the kids by spending a little extra time with t.. http://fk.cm/5053944

Abraham ♥ To be forward feeling http://bit.ly/bgOnUx

Scientists declare dolphins to be "non-human persons", still delicious with tuna and mayo [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5053695

Denny's diners are already high/drunk enough to choose to eat at Denny's. This is just going to mess them up even mor.. http://fk.cm/5053395

Italian court finds Google violated privacy. Xeni Jardin and 3 others liked this. View all 5 comments [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5053010

Florida woman's love handles stop a bullet. USA, USA, USA [Florida] http://fk.cm/5052578

Pippi Longstocking gets an extreme meth makeover, arrested [Strange] http://fk.cm/5052704

Abraham ~ Overwhelming Vortex & Childhood Emotions http://bit.ly/cVC1Qy

Enough is ENOUGH. I have had it with this MONKEY-FIGHTING SNAKE HEAD IN MY MONDAY-TO-FRIDAY BAG OF GREEN BEANS [Scary] http://fk.cm/5052339

Abraham ~ He was taught about demons http://bit.ly/cSCcAf

"You have the right to, like, not say anything. You have the right to an attorney, unfrozen caveman lawyer or other l.. http://fk.cm/5051417

Abraham ~ Focus wheel on finding a partner ♥ http://bit.ly/aSLRgD

Nominate a School Lunch Pro for the Golden Carrot Awards http://bit.ly/9bdcTW

Abraham Hicks-Abraham vs. Buddha & enlightenment http://bit.ly/bWpCtP

Today's terrifying number from the Department of Oh Crap We're Screwed is: 702 [Scary] http://fk.cm/5050475

Mom: Forget your lunch, go hungry. School: Not so fast [Florida] http://fk.cm/5050805

BloodTest.org http://bit.ly/cyD1uN

Abraham ~ To speed up expansion ♥ http://bit.ly/bdyviI

Are the Olympics ready for ... pole dancing? [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5049378

Former President Cheney hospitalized [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/5048435

Abraham ~ Like Magic ♥ http://bit.ly/9QwdGB

Amish business owner fed up with burglaries sets up surveillance system, catches crook on camera. Article comes compl.. http://fk.cm/5047468

Is The Key To A Great Body Great Home Gym Fitness Equipment? http://bit.ly/axbd7V #fitness #health

Aboriginal group: We think the "native" costumes worn by the Olympic ice skaters are another example of our culture b.. http://fk.cm/5047821

Slutty genes, King Tut's failed pyramid scheme and the street value of illegal poultry: Fark's favorite headlines of .. http://fk.cm/5047708

Need to cool down? Race down a hill on your nipples and get the 14,000 strong crowd mad (some pics NSFW) [Weird] http://fk.cm/5046370

Woman loses control of car, ends up in creek, inadvertently becomes convenient bridge [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5046536

Since 1997, England has lost libraries but gained strip clubs [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5045721

Your credit line http://bit.ly/c7wgQm

Woman killed by flaming tire at drag race. Goodyear? No, the worst [Sad] http://fk.cm/5045963

"Gay Guardsman Still Drills With Unit." Wait... What? [Misc] http://fk.cm/5046150

Hell yes http://bit.ly/bpHgLk

Family finds box containing mementos of their deceased mother's first husband, including his Purple Heart and Silver .. http://fk.cm/5045828

Unemployed in the U.S.? Neck-deep in debt? Be glad you aren't in Spain, where collectors use bizarre public shaming t.. http://fk.cm/5045092

Women passes away at 93 leaving 15 children, 200 grandchildren and 2000 great-grandchildren. Funeral procession to be.. http://fk.cm/5044565

Abraham Hicks-When Esther Gets Grumpy http://bit.ly/9PkLSv

Obama proposes Great Lakes cleanup, which presumably involves relocating Detroit to Nebraska [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5044734

Calm down, tinfoil-hat-wearing wingnuts: Those blacked-out sections of the government's UFO reports were just the bit.. http://fk.cm/5044709

When asked what he thought about the Tiger Woods scandal, and Tiger's return to Buddhism, the Dalai Lama responded, ".. http://fk.cm/5044323

California's Negrohead Mountain gets a new name that's less racially provocative. Again [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5043670

How many local, state, and federal agencies does it take to arrest a "major drug dealer?" Answer: 10. Fark: For less .. http://fk.cm/5043716

Photoshop this purple train [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5026009

For Kansans who *can* afford a marriage license, why not pay more and get a heavy duty covenant marriage? [Fail] http://fk.cm/5043401

Apparently a backup camera is now considered a must have feature on new cars. Damn kids. Back in my day we were excit.. http://fk.cm/5043412

Further cementing its spot as the Midwest's hippest state, Iowa is now looking to repeal a law that bans breweries fr.. http://fk.cm/5043106

LHC to be switched on again last week [Scary] http://fk.cm/5039547

Photoshop this Russian rehearsing [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5026072

A Food Atlas Like You've Never Seen http://bit.ly/ajSYDg

Abraham Hicks - OBE (doświadczenie pozacielesne) napisy PL (Out of Body Experience) http://bit.ly/bo3pdM

Panda porn boosts male's sex drive, population of pandas [Weird] http://fk.cm/5042493

"Gollum displays pervasive maladaptive behaviour... with a persistent disease course... [and] fulfils seven of the ni.. http://fk.cm/5042416

Abraham - The undeniable call of source (part 1 of 2) http://bit.ly/bhQetv

Gardenmagaddon is here, as hapless Southerners survey the frozen tundra in their lawns and are frozen in panic and un.. http://fk.cm/5042307

Rhino pregnancy fuels hope for endangered species, rage amongst Fark Independents® [Cool] http://fk.cm/5042179

RIAA throws dart at map and declares war on Canada [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5041830

Monastery is Austria is offering men the chance to be a monk for a weekend. Have some time for contemplation, search .. http://fk.cm/5041694

NASA looking for Muslim pilots to fly into the Intl Space Station [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5041665

God thinks you're fat [Fail] http://fk.cm/5040660

Abraham - Are fossil fuels a renewable or natural resource? http://bit.ly/9MaErb

Vodka and cigarettes go well together. Just not in your lap [Scary] http://fk.cm/5041279

Abraham - Should a healer seek the emotional cause of an illness? http://bit.ly/c3GY2J

Youth convicted of burglary after breaking into house to set up bedroom for sexy tryst with his girlfriend [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5040685

You: "I think I'm having a heart attack. Please send an ambulance." 911 operator: "Will that be cash or credit?" [Scary] http://fk.cm/5041182

Deadly minaret collapse in Morocco sends reporters scrambling to figure out what the fark a "minaret" is [Scary] http://fk.cm/5040987

Will Farm Aid Rocker John Mellencamp Run for Congress? http://bit.ly/cwnAnU

The new O'Hare runway is planned to go right over a cemetery, potentially displacing dozens of voters [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5041055

Conservative Victory: Defeating Obama's Radical Agenda http://bit.ly/aivtry

FDA warning: If it's on fire, don't put it in your ear [Advice] http://fk.cm/5040488

It turns out that the higher a person's IQ is, the more of a whack-a-doodle they become, like the Alabama psycho prof.. http://fk.cm/5039971

UN cafeteria shut down after mystery substance found. Swedish ambassador's lutefisk and Thai ambassador's durian frui.. http://fk.cm/5039762

US Marine recon teams air-dropped behind enemy lines to launch a suprise assault on the rear of the Taliban forces de.. http://fk.cm/5039864

Abraham: "Goal Setting" http://bit.ly/bp34nl

Pod of dolphins swims 12 miles up New Jersey river, mocks mankind for watching "Jersey Shore" [Weird] http://fk.cm/5039172

Abraham Hicks - Teraz (napisy PL) http://bit.ly/ankpvc

Overkill? 260 acre lake to be drained and refilled with salt water to kill snails [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5039091

The Pulitzer Prize Board reverses an administrator's earlier objection and permits the National Enquirer to submit th.. http://fk.cm/5038721

Man poses as a priest in online conversations with a police officer posing as a 13 year old girl. No, they do not can.. http://fk.cm/5038642

Daycare operators learn that "Leave no man behind" also applies to 2-year-old girls on field trips to New York City [.. http://fk.cm/5038171

Frustrated Owner Bulldozes Home Ahead Of Foreclosure [Fail] http://fk.cm/5038268

Abraham - Caring too much about others. http://bit.ly/bICycX

Photoshop this hipster scoping out a really low coffee table [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5018623

Buy Pastured Eggs and Chicken, Not "Free Range" http://bit.ly/agx7Zh

Unconditional Love Is To Feel Good No Matter What http://bit.ly/dC2bKU

Not news: School issues laptops complete with webcams to students. Fark: School then activates webcams to spy on stud.. http://fk.cm/5037305

Somewhere, a lonely woman longing for Robert Pattinson developed, produced, and sold a body pillow of him in all his .. http://fk.cm/5037049

He wants to know are we sacrificial lambs for the non physical? (Part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/aWKnDJ

If you are a pastor trying to garner support for a law imposing the death penalty for gay sex, do you: C) Show hardco.. http://fk.cm/5037087

Abraham - When do I influence others? http://bit.ly/90cxUE

A wonderful bird is the pelican / His bill can hold more than his belly can / He can hold in his beak / enough food f.. http://fk.cm/5036001

'Fat birds get laid sooner, have more one-night stands' says report from the Department of Not What You Think [Intere.. http://fk.cm/5036105

Ignore expiration dates, a.k.a. "toss it when it starts to smell like Amy Winehouse" [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5035812

Best mugshot so far this week [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5035449

Photoshop this da Vinci under wraps [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5016811

Our vortex and the law of attraction http://bit.ly/dzRFBt

Bill Clinton blames heart problem on stress, sleepless nights of dealing with Haiti. Pay no attention to the mound of.. http://fk.cm/5034774

Local Italian-American group puts the pressure on organizers of a mafia-themed charity fundraiser, saying it's offens.. http://fk.cm/5034897

Obama administration grants Temporary Protected Status (TPS) to Haitians illegally residing in United States. If only.. http://fk.cm/5034579

Farmed Salmon: Destructive and Disturbing (Video) http://bit.ly/bZQJXp

3 Tesla electric car company employees killed in plane crash that probably wasn't a sabotage job by the oil industry .. http://fk.cm/5034349

Police looking for a man who stole seven bottles of shampoo from store. With 'Head and shoulders and no neck' mugshot.. http://fk.cm/5033971

A look at the deadly kids' toys of yesteryear, with a video of John Krasinski from The Office recalling how he impale.. http://fk.cm/5033447

Abraham Hicks - How to uplift a friend ? http://bit.ly/duD65G

You really have to wonder about what went wrong in your life if you're a guy who dresses like a girl to rob a Hustler.. http://fk.cm/5033425

Dental Optimizer http://bit.ly/dvvCT3

Photoshop this view into Atlantis [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5015760

A woman learns an important lesson about setting your GPS on 'fastest trip' compared to 'shortest distance' after bei.. http://fk.cm/5032754

Food Safety Recalls Invade My Inbox http://bit.ly/bRI4vC

Love letters from John F. Kennedy to his Swedish mistress are up for auction. Camelot? You bet he did [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5032415

Teenager convicted for Facebook insult. You're gonna get poked [Fail] http://fk.cm/5032599

We have nothing to fear except fear itself....and bears [Scary] http://fk.cm/5032323

IOC orders athletes to remove "Support our Troops" message from helmet because it's "political propaganda". Thanks wo.. http://fk.cm/5031748

Six hospitals in Ohio say they will no longer hire anyone who uses tobacco products [Sad] http://fk.cm/5031514

Abraham Seems More Assertive http://bit.ly/97eIhV

Two decades of classic Bidenisms including an oldie but goodie from 1998, "to dethrone Saddam Hussein over the long h.. http://fk.cm/5031457

EBay pulls listings for back-issues of High Times magazine at federal government's request [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5031138

News: Lawyer for crook calls detectives to turn in item his client stole. Fark: a 30" Newtonian reflector telescope [.. http://fk.cm/5031374

Abraham: RAMPAGE OF INVINCIBILITY - Esther & Jerry Hicks http://bit.ly/dt73vI

Today's sentence you'll wish you'd never read: "Nearby, a man reached inside his skimpy nun's outfit and shortly afte.. http://fk.cm/5030480

High tech industry is facing a critical shortage of vital rare earth elements critical to almost all thier devices. G.. http://fk.cm/5030039

What Is The Big ‘R’ For Marketing Your Business For Targeted Website Traffic? http://bit.ly/aM8qVb #business

CabbageSoupDietResults.com http://bit.ly/ccgyMw

Bring Down Blood Pressure Symptoms With The Omron Automatic Blood Pressure Monitor http://bit.ly/cMJugY #health

Schools forcing students to sign contracts to attend dances to prevent "grinding". Promote the program with the sloga.. http://fk.cm/5030175

"Debate over GM eggplant consumes India." I agree, that is the stupidest name for a car I've ever heard [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5029189

Will Eating Be the New Smoking? http://bit.ly/9cxyEU

Faking it http://bit.ly/90BDm2

Gamers have overtaken biker gangs as the most feared group in Australia [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5029234

Passenger gets pissed off at Mitt Romney before takeoff for no real reason, with the expected result [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5029247

A ghostly girl snapped at a ruined castle could be the spirit of a Countess who lived there, experts say [Weird] http://fk.cm/5029207

This is exactly why Mt. St. Helens needs to be bulldozed to the ground. It's too dangerous to just leave sitting ther.. http://fk.cm/5029130

Sick and tired of snow? Console yourself as you browse through this extreme snow gallery that makes the 'snowpocalyps.. http://fk.cm/5028883

So it turns out that urban legend of a guy who has every year of Corvette ever made just rotting in storage is no leg.. http://fk.cm/5028331

Kim Jong-il urged to run for Rep. John Murtha's vacant congressional seat [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5028261

Australian PM Kevin Rudd thinks young women getting Ph.Ds is an "excuse" to avoid starting families [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5027797

Students suspended after fight, do their parents - C: Sue the school system for denying their precious snowflakes an .. http://fk.cm/5027469

Abraham Hicks - Forgiveness http://bit.ly/cMpIm1

If you're going to arrange an elaborate marriage proposal to your girlfriend on the scoreboard at a hockey game, you .. http://fk.cm/5027082

More bootstrappy fiscal policy, this time from Utah, where they're considering dropping 12th grade altogether [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5026987

Reporter shows up to report on BNP press conference. Things get rough when they start to play "I've got your nose" [S.. http://fk.cm/5026732

Texas politician and Hair Magnate to announce "miracle" grooming product that blows as much hot air as he does [Unlik.. http://fk.cm/5026365

Toyota driver thinks that it's relevant that his brakes weren't working before the crash for which he was convicted i.. http://fk.cm/5026015

After giving birth to her 6th child, single mother's three bedroom home wasn't big enough. With the £80,000 a year ho.. http://fk.cm/5025953

Majority of both sexes put blame on rape victims for getting raped. WTF? [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5026328

Scary: Woman calls 911 because her baby is choking. Hero: 911 dispatcher saves the baby by talking the woman through .. http://fk.cm/5025708

"My Sharona" singer now visiting "My Embalma", then "My Funeral Parla" [Sad] http://fk.cm/5025564

National Animal ID System Goes Down http://bit.ly/bNBAJW

Photoshop this colorful shopper shopping [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5008616

There's nothing like relaxing on your boat and watching a 30 story building implode. (w/cool pics) [Cool] http://fk.cm/5025325

Concept of black holes http://bit.ly/bXRBgi

Choose your stupid: a) "We want to keep ducks as pets" b) A 62-year-old woman fighting with the zoning board to make .. http://fk.cm/5024904

Can man live by beer alone http://bit.ly/aU5t4z

Bootstrappy voters in Colorado Springs refuse to pay, so city shuts off the lights [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5025050

HOW do you outrun an alligator that has a top speed of more than 120mph? [Cool] http://fk.cm/5024870

6.5 billion of us, from where http://bit.ly/9nikjC

Kevin Smith kicked off Southwest flight for being too fat and/or making Ben Affleck famous [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5024538

Ohio man goes to Vegas to break the world record of most hugs in one day. Because there simply isn't anything else to.. http://fk.cm/5024591

Man refused entry to bus for carrying a) a gun b) a bomb c) a tin of non toxic paint [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5024536

Fark: tea drinkers banned from historic abbey. UltraFark: for slurping their tea too loudly [Weird] http://fk.cm/5024385

Family dog stolen from its owners after a car accident. So begins the War on Terrier [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5024221

Caption this owl [Caption] http://fk.cm/5024241

Mystery Ingredients in Your Food? There's an App for That http://bit.ly/aCtzCT

The DC Metro train that derailed yesterday: the good news -- it wasn't faulty tracks or equipment. Bad news: the safe.. http://fk.cm/5023531

The EPA would like to have a word with Louisiana officials, whose solution to de-icing river bridges is to just pour .. http://fk.cm/5023705

Caturday announcement: Editor Ellen Datlow has commissioned authors to write sci-fi/fantasy stories for an anthology .. http://fk.cm/5023254

A Tarzana woman was found guilty Thursday of dousing an exotic dancer with gasoline and setting her on fire last year.. http://fk.cm/5023074

The ultimate romantic dining destination for Valentine's Day is... Waffle House? "The tables will be set up with red .. http://fk.cm/5022922

Let's Move Campaign Gets Busy on the Web http://bit.ly/c7hcZ9

Photoshop this complex costume [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5006118

"We are the World" returns with Lionel Richie, Michael Jackson, a bunch of modern artists subby doesn't recognize, an.. http://fk.cm/5022753

Begun, the sand wars have [Scary] http://fk.cm/5022087

Abraham Hicks Found Abraham in bar on 4th of Julysub http://bit.ly/9siNfC

Aww: Husband of 37 years makes valentine. News: Half-mile-wide valentine. Fark: Manure [Sappy] http://fk.cm/5022339

Farmer upset by thefts of potatoes from his fields plant new crop of (a) carrots (b) cabbages or (c) landmines [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5021981

Norweigian buhund, a dog breed used by Vikings to hunt bear, added to Westminster dog show. Your dog wants a helmet w.. http://fk.cm/5021514

Let Haiti Feed Itself http://bit.ly/cQU0xS

Nothing went wrong in your life (shouldn't the system be different?) http://bit.ly/cp5Iy1

This week's gold medal winning round-up of mug shots [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5022144

Photoshop this highly-hatted street musician [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5005076

Abraham Hicks - Morning Process http://bit.ly/bzHUZ5

Anastasia is dead, but the Lindbergh baby is still alive and believes he'll be paid $1 billion from the aviator's est.. http://fk.cm/5020617

Woman's body found stuffed into a trash can and shoved under a truck in a school parking lot. At this time, police sa.. http://fk.cm/5020233

Herpesv.com http://bit.ly/bpKVnZ

Airport body scanners far more effective than anticipated [Followup] http://fk.cm/5020201

Abraham Hicks - Bedtime Process http://bit.ly/acoZB1

Woman injured after getting hit by a cinder truck. Why couldn't it have been something softer like a pillow truck or .. http://fk.cm/5020290

Sowing Change http://bit.ly/bhlCWe

Cool: Using a front-end loader to clear all your friends' driveways after a big snowstorm. Dumbass: Yeah, he stole it.. http://fk.cm/5019425

Inventor of the "Pluto Platter" -- which thankfully was marketed as the "Frisbee" -- comes to the end of his Ultimate.. http://fk.cm/5019742

Snow could be on the ground in all 50 states, Hawaii included, at the same time. Where's your global warming now? [Am.. http://fk.cm/5019575

TSA is on high alert for women of mast. reconstruction [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5017391

The biggest crab ever found in England measures 10ft from claw to claw. And the amazing thing is it didn't come from .. http://fk.cm/5019050

Abraham Hicks - Foods, beliefs, cravings and cellular compensation http://bit.ly/ccNg2T

Hey nerds, why work in a subterranean datacenter in flyover country when you can work in a subterranean datacenter in.. http://fk.cm/5018712

The Road to Hell is Paved with the Processed Food Safety Act http://bit.ly/bpyIg2

Designer Alexander McQueen is found dead in his apartment. He apparently committed suicide after watching one of his .. http://fk.cm/5018245

Take nine inches of snow, add road salt, mix in an underground transformer and get a seven-story ball of fire in Manh.. http://fk.cm/5018129

Beet juice mix helps melt ice. Beet juice mix helps melt ice. Beet juice mix helps melt ice [Misc] http://fk.cm/5017510

St-st-st-st-st-study f-f-f-finds th-tha st-st-st-st-st-stuttering m-m-may b-be in your chro-chro-chromo- genes [Inter.. http://fk.cm/5017529

Bodywork > Massage Therapy > Organizations > National Holistic Institute http://bit.ly/akWX81

"The shoe is believed to have pierced his eye, passed through his eye socket and touched his brain" [Scary] http://fk.cm/5017212

Turkey vulture crashes through the windshield of a chopper and lands in the pilot's lap, waits for the landing before.. http://fk.cm/5017082

Abraham Hicks - Ow! Is it those raging hormones again? http://bit.ly/bpBFKM

Eternal battle between douchebag bicyclist and douchebag driver descends to level of hand-to-hand combat [Scary] http://fk.cm/5016767

Think of threre women you work with. One of them watched porn last night and loved it [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5016854

Why does Captain America hate America? [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5016777

ABRAHAM: Question On Taking Things Exponentially http://bit.ly/bbeDQq

Tommy Chong finds himself with a whole new world of problems [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5016463

Let's Move http://bit.ly/9lK4BU

Time Magazine's top ten recalls of all time. Without RTFA can you name 4 of them? [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5016497

"Virtual schools close to capacity." You're doing it wrong [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5015551

Every art opening has a theme. But it's usually not "buy my art or I will dismember your corpse" [Scary] http://fk.cm/5015733

Who Knew That Doing Paid Surveys At Home Would Be So Simple? http://bit.ly/dwRvOP

In Norway, they chase Google street view cars with fish spears while dressed in wetsuits [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5015329

What Are Some Natural High Blood Pressure Remedies? http://bit.ly/9PUHPa #health #exercise

Feeling left out, Illinois decides to have an earthquake like everybody else [Scary] http://fk.cm/5014327

New Moon Manifesting Celebration With Horizon Center for Intuitive Awareness http://bit.ly/asbu5U #spirituality

Dog saves family from a fire the cat started. At least that's his story [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5013813

The Secret Law of Attraction3eng.wmv http://bit.ly/dohhfH

It's not a Super Bowl party until someone loses a testicle [Florida] http://fk.cm/5013987

Quack medicine: Lame duck shows disabled boy how to walk [Sappy] http://fk.cm/5013734

47-year old teacher facing jail for going topless for teen (with non-topless pic) [Scary] http://fk.cm/5013467

Illegal immigration dropped 7 percent last year on news that US sucks almost as much as Mexico these days [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5013292

Abraham: Life is in the crack http://bit.ly/bSTdUZ

Georgia man arrested with $1.6 billion in phony Treasury notes. Authorities became suspicious upon learning that the .. http://fk.cm/5013327

You know how you have to break in to a store because all of the doors are locked? The same rules apply when trying to.. http://fk.cm/5012646

Armed robbery suspect who continually threatened to kill employees described as 'nicely dressed' [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5012509

Michelle Obama: "Let's Move" on Childhood Obesity http://bit.ly/cJvyc9

Teacher hits student with clipboard. Student allegedly sustained bodily injury, shock, and injury to his nervous syst.. http://fk.cm/5012619

Couple caught with over 50 alleged fake credit cards. Multiple charges expected [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5011955

Waffle House architect now scattered, smothered, and covered [Sad] http://fk.cm/5011540

Taliban confirm that their leader in Pakistan is not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5011716

Childhood Obesity - MayoClinic.com http://bit.ly/bYIP4I

Flanders man arrested for repeatedly making hoax calls to 911. Stupid Flanders man [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5010986

Age factor http://bit.ly/aIGsXP

Police describe man who was robbed of his Visa card while attempting to use it to purchase crack as a "seriously stup.. http://fk.cm/5010621

Millionaire gives away his fortune because it made him miserable. "My idea is to have nothing left. Absolutely nothin.. http://fk.cm/5010395

Democratic lawmaker gets knocked out because he was blocking the view of the belly dancers. Republicans want singles .. http://fk.cm/5010310

For sale: one French aircraft carrier. Only scuttled once [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5010138

"When an officer approached the man, he noticed he was shirtless and wearing women's pants with a hole in the crotch .. http://fk.cm/5009714

Our Iranian friends, in an effort to demonstrate their benevolent intentions, announce Feb. 11 unveiling of "Fist of .. http://fk.cm/5009751

"Sheen Remains Weeks After Port Arthur Oil Spill." I bet he'd go away if they offered him some hookers and coke [Inte.. http://fk.cm/5009253

Students Compete To Cook Up Change http://bit.ly/cpgRCC

Abraham Hicks: Lies http://bit.ly/cZmzs8

Apparently the Battle of the Java Sea was so chaotic, the Japanese navy didn't notice the small tropical island movin.. http://fk.cm/5008850

Are There Easy Ways To Make Money When Overcoming Objections Can Lose the Sale? http://bit.ly/c8WQyK #business #entrepreneurship

Abraham Hicks - How long should my meditation session be? http://bit.ly/cxexCe

Scientists are one step closer to finding a cure for aging, ensuring young people will not know the humiliation of se.. http://fk.cm/5008663

Buying Tips and Advice For The Hoover Steamvac With Clean Surge http://bit.ly/9Ru7Ul

Once the province of the young and the hip, blogging is now considered as modern and stylish as spats and poodle skir.. http://fk.cm/5008237

Ain't no party like a Facebook party 'cause a Facebook party don't stop until your $1.5 million home is destroyed [Du.. http://fk.cm/5007754

Should singer/song-writer reveal her true age? http://bit.ly/cqeE1V

Today's travel tip: singing "My Way" in Filipino karaoke bars may result in death [Strange] http://fk.cm/5007970

Jack Nicholson is considering a sky burial. Wait 'til the vultures get a load of him [Weird] http://fk.cm/5007532

A hard act to swallow [Cool] http://fk.cm/5007339

If you have a temporary crown, some sticky poster putty, and a yellow highlighter, you too can fix a broken eagle's b.. http://fk.cm/5007150

Sarah Palin teases 2012 presidential run, fulfillment of Mayan prophecy [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5007236

The Saints geaux marching in [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/5007175

#7: Thought it'd be higher. #6: Wut? #5 and #4: Yeah, OK. #3: Oh hell yeah. #2: *wipes tear from eye* #1: USA USA USA.. http://fk.cm/5006321

Colts. Saints. Manning. Brees. The matchup we've all been waiting for has finally arrived, and this is your Super Bow.. http://fk.cm/5005669

Never mind the game, it's Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl. "Today's installment features an all-kitten halftime show, not .. http://fk.cm/5005577

Search Engine Optimization Company Agile Marketing Solutions Is Expanding Its Sales Force http://bit.ly/9DZTg0

"Mass casualties" after explosion at Connecticut power plant [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/5006347

The classic Noo Yawk accent is fading away. Youse got a problem with dat? [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5006097

Abraham-Hicks and Madonna http://bit.ly/al696z

Everyone should have a hobby. But that hobby should probably not involve running around a nightclub parking lot naked.. http://fk.cm/5005777

Man, in the process of being arrested for stabbing his stepson in the neck, begs police for the chance to finish his .. http://fk.cm/5005517

Gay man penetrates bizarre world of gay-to-straight conversion. "We advise fathers, 'If you don't hug your sons, some.. http://fk.cm/5005726

Abraham-Hicks: Rampage of Invinciblity - Voice of Vortex http://bit.ly/cCqjTr

♫ I killed you....My Way ♫ [Scary] http://fk.cm/5005295

84 Lumber roof collapses under weight of snow during Virginia storm. If only there was some material one could use to.. http://fk.cm/5005392

Tenured Econ Prof confronts FBI Informant for creating a cabal of students on campus oriented toward violence. Profes.. http://fk.cm/5005086

"Honey, I'm just gonna run into Dillard's and pick up some new underwear." [Scary] http://fk.cm/5004543

iPhone-Inspired Technology Coming to Vending Machines http://bit.ly/afGmLX

Esther Hicks-Abraham Somos seres vibratorios (español) http://bit.ly/9HL4Dc

The Snowpocalypse has caused grocery stores in Washingon, D.C. to run out of everything but ginseng and jalapenos (wi.. http://fk.cm/5004861

Photoshop this sledding child [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4986218

ABRAHAM MUSIC MIX: BOOM BOOM Iphone Phoenix Dec 2009. http://bit.ly/9HIYBv

US military orders all bases worldwide to stock morning-after pills so no one can use pregnancy to get out of deploym.. http://fk.cm/5004323

live happily ever after.wmv http://bit.ly/az2BAP

Almost half of Americans believe global swine flu epidemic is over. In other news, almost half of Americans believe t.. http://fk.cm/5004069

Self Improvement and Motivation http://bit.ly/9jdrXV

Christians are freaking out over pink ouija boards converting children into fabulous Satan worshipers [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5004095

Abraham Hicks - To not see creator/consumer mate as waster? Part 1 http://bit.ly/8Z0HUR

Facebook makes major PHP push with HipHop ... and you don't stop, a rock it, to the bang bang boogie say up jump the .. http://fk.cm/5003816

Abraham Hicks - Deja Vu napisy PL http://bit.ly/a4DnC1

Employers refuse to hire Generation Y workers because they lack a work ethic and spend too much time talking to frien.. http://fk.cm/5002881

Rugby team places ad for large-chested woman or midget to serve beer in exchange for cuddles and shoulder rides. "We .. http://fk.cm/5003594

14-year-old boy had to be forced to grope teacher's boobs and butt, have sex with her. Know how I know you're gay? [O.. http://fk.cm/5002968

$144M Texas lottery winner to give 60% of winnings to charity: "The greatest gift my parents gave me was to be raised.. http://fk.cm/5003076

Police officer delivers stern lecture to man after arresting him for shoplifting school supplies for his kids. Just k.. http://fk.cm/5002813

German historians want to re-release Hitler's book "Mein Kampf", their reasoning? "the copyright runs out in 2015, op.. http://fk.cm/5002809

Kids Find School Lunch Guilty http://bit.ly/bY4jxp

In this week's Smoking Gun mugshot lineup: Xeni Jardin is reallly letting herself go [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5002887

Singer Jose Feliciano says he's received harassing phone calls telling him to "get out", says he never saw it coming... http://fk.cm/5002035

Love Never Dies http://bit.ly/9FVm0W

Abraham Hicks- Deliberate Creation & Emotional Guidance http://bit.ly/9PRvQ3

Man busted for operating on his own dog because he couldn't afford the vet bills. Your dog wants health care reform [.. http://fk.cm/5002040

Cement mixers can't stop on a dime, but they can stop on a pedestrian [PSA] http://fk.cm/5001178

Today's Fark-ready headline: "Mom: Cop squeezed breast milk from me" [Florida] http://fk.cm/5001545

Abraham Hicks -What is your mood ? http://bit.ly/9ATM6a

Not news: Middle-Eastern countries disagree on something, News: Saudi Arabia, UAE and Bahrain refuse to accept a new .. http://fk.cm/5001198

California: The Land of Organic Milk and Honey http://bit.ly/d7zg2R

We are appreciated http://bit.ly/czPv1O

Cheetahs don't like water, but if they see a hole in the fence across their moat GET IN THE CAR! [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5000767

Photoshop this reading man [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4983976

Bo knows no one knows Bo [Sad] http://fk.cm/5000361

Shark attack victim was a veteran windsurfer, good husband to his wife, loving father to his children, pal to his fri.. http://fk.cm/5000131

Study by Domino's says Domino's is better pizza than competitors of Domino's [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4999792

Jurak JC Tonic - Abraham Hicks 68 seconds http://bit.ly/8Y0jmn

US orbital earthquake generator misfires and strikes 35-miles west-northwest of the small unincorporated community of.. http://fk.cm/4999569

Obama's Healthy Food Initiative http://bit.ly/d7plDu

Drunk driver hits liquor truck outside wine store [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4999664

What are the drunkest cities in the U.S.? Congratulations, Fresno, CA, you have the thickest beer goggles [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4999214

Attaching The APC Back-UPS ES 8 Outlet 550VA 120V Battery Backup Systems To Your Computer http://adf.ly/1FJN #business

Pics of a coyote frolicking in Central Park, NYC. Shortly after the photos were taken, the coyote was mugged at gunpo.. http://fk.cm/4998421

What Can We Do To Cure Teenage Obesity? http://adf.ly/1FHV #health

Abraham Hicks - Setting the tone for the day in the morning - Part 1 http://bit.ly/aonBKs

Lexington Fark Party with Drew, Tucker Max and KY Sportsradio Feb 13th [FarkParty] http://fk.cm/4991941

eHealthMe.com: Zoloft http://bit.ly/cKVmdV

Farkers, MTV is having a vote to see where the Jersey Shore mutants live for next season. Detroit is only barely in t.. http://fk.cm/4997990

Abraham Hicks - Stock Market, Internet, and the Mass Consciousness http://bit.ly/cEpggg

Candidate for county coroner claims incumbent sells human organs off the slab. Dr. Frank N Furter asks if anyone want.. http://fk.cm/4997119

Abraham Hicks- Found Abraham in bar on 4th of July http://bit.ly/au0Wt1

Two die when car crashes into casino. Driver put behind: Bar...Bar...Bar [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4997481

College student's cunning plan for a threesome on Beaver Street goes horribly wrong [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4997170

Laundromat flasher finally nabbed (w/the happiest pervert mugshot you will ever see) [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4997021

Abraham-Hicks Glorious Experience of Allowing http://bit.ly/baOCn3

Virtually all Earth's soil will vanish within 60 years. Today's 'dirt poor' projected to be rich by 2050 [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4997025

Child porn victim, raped at age 8, would like to be paid for all those pictures and videos people have downloaded of .. http://fk.cm/4996183

Abraham-Hicks Angels http://bit.ly/9n6PIH

Some dip steals a Frito Lay truck [Florida] http://fk.cm/4996565

A Greener Acai Berry? http://bit.ly/cgbgfY

Reduced snowfall due to global warming causing decrease in wolverine population. WOLVERINES [Sad] http://fk.cm/4995779

Expectant mothers need to stop using pregnancy as an excuse for... well, let's start with "memory lapses" [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4995871

The Curse And Blessing Of Starting A Home Based Business http://adf.ly/1EzS #business #entrepreneurship

Abraham Hicks - Fantazje seksualne i związki napisy PL http://bit.ly/9Li9rq

How To Get Rid Of Belly Fat In Time For Spring http://adf.ly/1Ez7 #health

"Hey, let's check out this cool webcam showing the sunset over the frozen sea" "Hey, doesn't that look like a man wav.. http://fk.cm/4995129

Duncan Hunter (R-eallyscaredoftehghey) on allowing gays to serve openly: "You'll open the military up to hermaphrodit.. http://fk.cm/4994666

AlliedHealthWorld.com http://bit.ly/aFcijQ

Three members of Echo Hose Fire Company have been suspended over a complaint of noise .....noise ....... noise [Silly] http://fk.cm/4994478

Abraham Hicks - Are you in vibrational harmony with your desires ? Part 2 http://bit.ly/aNkAww

Henry Kissinger drags his bloated, near-zombie husk out from beneath the withered husks of Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, I.. http://fk.cm/4994684

Titty Titty Bang Bang [Scary] http://fk.cm/4994171

Half-naked man armed with a chisel tries to hijack bus. Witnesses said he cut quite a figure [Strange] http://fk.cm/4993997

Man gets pet snake hooked on cigarettes: "He gets very agitated if I don't have any to spare" (with 'I'm Cooler Than .. http://fk.cm/4993550

Judge orders lawyer to receive same settlement terms as customers, a $10 dollar gift certificate. Good thing he retir.. http://fk.cm/4993185

You've probably never seen an airplane factory disguised to look like a rural subdivision. Until now [Cool] http://fk.cm/4993027

Prison rehabilitates offenders, as proven by man who served four years for sex abuse and crimes against children, and.. http://fk.cm/4993245

Shouldn't Girl Scout Cookies Be Trans-Fat Free? http://bit.ly/bo248d

LDA episodio once.flv http://bit.ly/cg4IQP

About seventy percent of people use the same password at their bank as they do everywhere else on the 'tubes. God, Se.. http://fk.cm/4992703

Snoopy's Gone Feral [Scary] http://fk.cm/4992342

Abraham-Hicks - Segment Intending http://bit.ly/c96wPN

As the recession takes its toll, more people stay home and drink cheaper booze [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4992277

Abraham Hicks - To be less affected by other's opinions? http://bit.ly/avimDC

Lawmaker wants to ban ex-felons from holding elected office. Because elected seats should only be for the noble and t.. http://fk.cm/4992038

Teeth Whitening Guide http://bit.ly/brBijC

TESCO is cracking down on under age quiche sales as one may use a knife to make slices. Safety first [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4991676

Honked horn at drive-thru leads to McFatality [Scary] http://fk.cm/4991184

Tom Vilsack Doesn't Get It http://bit.ly/b5fh44

Rare genetic disease causes 13-year-old girl to look like she's approaching 50. Chris Hansen unsure where you should .. http://fk.cm/4990513

Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot. Yeah, he pretty much looks like you'd expect him too [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4990437

Abraham Hicks Vision Mix http://bit.ly/d3Ud6m

Fifteen year old girl with no vagina gets pregnant, apparently due to sperm she received from performing fellatio lea.. http://fk.cm/4990835

Esther & Jerry Hicks ~ ABRAHAM ON GOD http://bit.ly/c9moJv

Couple keeps 12-year-old daughter locked in closet for over a year so she wouldn't steal food from refrigerator [Asin.. http://fk.cm/4989990

People in Colorado are starving because they can't get their food stamps on time. With picture of what a starving Ame.. http://fk.cm/4989639

Seven myths about the American Revolution you probably never thought to ask [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4989538

To Tax or Not To Tax: Soda In the Spotlight http://bit.ly/cfGXJD

Just in time for Valentine's day, Pennsylvania Goodwill store launches "Dump 'n' Drive", where you can put your ex'es.. http://fk.cm/4989275

How to Get Over Your Fear of Public Speaking http://bit.ly/cfxxvl #business

So you want to get back at your ex-wife. Do you c) Push 19 live mice through her letter box? [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4988970

Using the Aeris XR-1 Computer Console Scuba Dive Computer While Scuba Diving in Costa Rica http://bit.ly/cvHK3C

The Christmas Day bomber is about to cost taxpayers $734 million [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4988770

Abraham Hicks - I want to know what I want ! http://bit.ly/a22n41

Island where Nelson Mandela was once imprisoned is now home to a nightly scene of gunfire and deathshrieks as overpop.. http://fk.cm/4988942

Bill Watterson reflects on "Calvin & Hobbes" with local newspaper reporter in his first interview since 1989 [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4988090

Abraham Hicks No olho do furacão.flv http://bit.ly/cojNEg

Hypnotist used mind control to make his girlfriend like curry. Way to spice things up, man [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4987771

Now http://bit.ly/8ZxYbu

Frank Buckles, the last surviving U.S. WW1 veteran turns 109 today. We will stand on your lawn only so that we may sa.. http://fk.cm/4987315

Man goes unconscious and crashes truck, blames food from Wendy's. Zombie Dave Thomas unavailable for comment [Weird] http://fk.cm/4987711

In a case destined to set precedence worldwide, adulterers in Malaysia are fined four buffaloes [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4987572