Happy New Year Springfield, Utah [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4898273

Happy New Year Springfield, Nova Scotia [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4898299

Home invaders take pants from 11 people, suspects described as appearing Haggard [Weird] http://fk.cm/4897801

Celebrities aren't the only ones who enjoy inflicting challenging names on their children, just ask Crystal Sunshine .. http://fk.cm/4897935

If one half of conjoined twins murdered a person, would the courts have to punish both of them? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4897815

Mugging victim knows that her iPhone is being sent to Apple for replacement by the mugger. Apple care? Not much [Asin.. http://fk.cm/4897248

Family visits relative's grave, discover she has really bad case of athlete's foot [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4897265

The Ultimate Baby Photographers Experience With Oana Hogrefe Photography http://bit.ly/7qGVAh

Government discovers couple in 70s have access to free heat, orders them to buy fuel like everyone else [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4896712

Gunmen too weak to steal ATM after failing to convert dollars to pounds [Fail] http://fk.cm/4896467

Abraham Hicks - Afraid Of Becoming Angry http://bit.ly/4V5n0b

Why men fake orgasms. Wait, what? [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4896027

Abraham Hicks - What Do Abraham Do For Fun http://bit.ly/925D1A

Today's weather forecast: De-icing trucks spraying vodak on the streets to melt the snow, followed by scattered Farke.. http://fk.cm/4895708

The TSA is hard at work at correcting the problems the arose on the flight to Detroit. Hahahaha....just kidding, they.. http://fk.cm/4895947

Great Moments in Socialized Medicine #2,739: Cut off your ring finger? No problem: The nearest hospital will let you .. http://fk.cm/4895831

Photoshop this angel maker [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4883588

Lenon Honor Q & A 12/30/09 Part 3 of 12.wmv http://bit.ly/5IWBYH

Transportation employee who sent out pics of Obama shining Palin's shoes may soon be hitting the road [Ironic] http://fk.cm/4895340

Tell the DoJ To Roll Back Corporate Control of Agriculture http://bit.ly/7o25JB

Re: Abraham Hicks - Esther Hicks on Sexuality Part 1 http://bit.ly/6y3xOW

How the Grinch stole after Christmas the court decision regarding the giant fake penis he wore to a meeting on pot cl.. http://fk.cm/4895456

Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest: Politics [Survey] http://fk.cm/4895246

She was born to fly http://bit.ly/7WdfDQ

Rubbed the wrong way by rudderless American flight security guidelines, Dutch authorities plan to institute full-body.. http://fk.cm/4895114

Online-Eye-Info.com http://bit.ly/7ljh15

123 of child-raising, abraham-hicks version http://bit.ly/63nttT

Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest: Geek [Survey] http://fk.cm/4894882

Injured drunk woman treated at hospital after she conveniently crashed her car into it [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4894428

When does an idea become a reality http://bit.ly/69e1hJ

Woman goes into cardiac arrest during labor and dies on the table. Doctors perform emergency C-section only to find t.. http://fk.cm/4894198

Rural county citizens split over first stoplight, which sister is hotter [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4893949

Photoshop this snow shoveling tiger [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4883487

If you steal a diesel truck, it's probably not a good idea to fill it with unleaded gas and then call the police when.. http://fk.cm/4893954

Abraham Hicks- How Could A Healer Ever Die ? http://bit.ly/5oRPjI

Company offers free trip to Mexico, if you take their anti-diarrhea drug. Should be defecation of a lifetime [Interes.. http://fk.cm/4893795

Will An Analysis of Your Handwriting Predict Success in 2010? http://bit.ly/4S6FCt

Woman school teacher going to prison for not being hot enough to get away with having sex with a student [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4893698

Abraham Hicks - Co-Creation in Relationships - Part 2 http://bit.ly/78l2c1

Photoshop this dam picture [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4881997

Women who get a whiff of a man's 'sexual' sweat experience heightened mood and sexual arousal. Those who smelled his .. http://fk.cm/4892983

Abraham Hicks - What is the cause of unwanted things ? http://bit.ly/4VeGKx

Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest: Showbiz [Survey] http://fk.cm/4893157

Caring for Aging Parents http://bit.ly/5WaiYr

Enjoy the Creation of Wealth in Life and Business
http://bit.ly/7HRnyq

Meet Christine, who lost 54 pounds from a steady diet at Taco Bell. Well, duh [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4892533

Photoshop this scythe-holding searcher [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4880340

Original Homestar viewers are now all members of AARP. Why won't Homestar just go away? [Sad] http://fk.cm/4891952

Ugly-ass baby giraffe born at Niabi Zoo [Sappy] http://fk.cm/4892082

Yes Virginia, Santa is dead and Turkey would like his bones [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4891843

Shooting your ______ in the ____ as a disciplinary measure. It's in Florida so I'm sure you can fill in the blanks [F.. http://fk.cm/4892081

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with th.. http://fk.cm/4891750

Things To Consider With Brochure Design http://bit.ly/7moMWg

Two former Guantanamo detainees released in 2007 were Al Qaeda leaders who planned the attempted bombing of NWA 253. .. http://fk.cm/4891821

Debt in America: strategically default on your mortgage and downgrade from the SUV to a used Corolla. Debt in Egypt: .. http://fk.cm/4891352

5 Foods You Should Avoid in 2010 http://bit.ly/89FOya

CNN accused of "checkbook journalism" after paying the Dutch passenger who subdued the Dumbass Christmas Plane Would-.. http://fk.cm/4891615

The Belly Fat Cure: Discover the New Carb Swap System and Lose 4 to 9 lbs. Every Week http://bit.ly/4vzika

Obamacare won't make a difference because Americans are too drunk, lazy, fat and stupid to stay out of the hospital t.. http://fk.cm/4891199

The dazzling deductive skills of the Northhampton, MA police have led them to label as "suspicious", 9 fires that all.. http://fk.cm/4890886

A Natural Asthma Remedy To Relieve Asthma http://bit.ly/6X1qL4

Abraham-Hicks: Have Faith In Your Manager http://bit.ly/66rtzc

Flatulent pig sparks gas leak fears. Mmmmm, self-cooking bacon [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4890850

College campuses are adding more and more "green majors" to their rosters, opening up a career path for those who can.. http://fk.cm/4890796

With Tiger Woods being dropped from sponsorships left and right, be a good sport and Photoshop him in some new sponso.. http://fk.cm/4878221

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a giant stainless steel Lenin with a feminised Chairman Mao on hi.. http://fk.cm/4890575

Czechs Hungary to Pole the Communist Party out of elections, which they claim is abSerb and could Croat a bad precede.. http://fk.cm/4890208

"In a setback for U.S. interests in Central America, voters in Honduras elect, as their new president, Rod Blagojevic.. http://fk.cm/4890250

Not News: Student punished for sneaking out of school. News: Student's punishment is standing outside in the cold. Fa.. http://fk.cm/4890065

Police in Texas looking for murder suspect described as a white supremacist named Bubba who drives a pickup with Repu.. http://fk.cm/4889896

Hey Doc! Can you send me heart medicine after the Eagles almost blew a 27-10 lead over the Broncos?

Roman Polanski is overwhelmed by the support since his arrest, makes him feel like a 13-year-old again [Misc] http://fk.cm/4890203

Abraham-Hicks: The Vibrational Universe http://bit.ly/4LHznc

Photoshop Theme: "If I could turn back time..." [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4878345

Fark's Headline of the Year quarterfinals: last call for votes [Survey] http://fk.cm/4889910

Photoshop these tunnel technicians [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4876114

After croaking, how soon will he return http://bit.ly/5PQdjX

Ivana Trump taken off of plane for doing what we all wish we could do to homegrown terrorists [Florida] http://fk.cm/4889096

Relationships http://bit.ly/63zxQM

Awesome: scientists discover guaranteed fountain of youth, a way for everyone to live longer, cancer-free. Bad: by ea.. http://fk.cm/4888735

Police forced to drop 'Christmas' from poster advertising their increased public presence over holidays in case it up.. http://fk.cm/4888732

Swedish researchers conclude there is probably no Santa. Here comes the science [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4888905

Abraham Hicks - Can Abraham Be Without Esther ? http://bit.ly/6432Wa

The latest beauty treatment which might possibly be bullshiat: human placenta [Weird] http://fk.cm/4888739

Turtle farts raise an alarming stink [Strange] http://fk.cm/4888327

Flying to suck even harder - new restrictions after Nigerian bomber include not leaving one's seat for the last hour .. http://fk.cm/4888335

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. "Nature" http://bit.ly/6rLLiy

Abraham Hicks - To Send Love To Their Teacher http://bit.ly/5z3dGS

Photoshop this tree trek [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4876352

Female PhD student gets sick of hearing complaints about women parking, decides to do scientific study to prove them .. http://fk.cm/4888094

Will Mikes Inner Being recall physical Mike http://bit.ly/518T1f

Couple wants to return adopted son who tried to burn down their house , leaving a note "sorry you have to die" [Scary] http://fk.cm/4888103

Photoshop these piles of salt [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4876372

Not News: Cat goes missing. News: Cat is found. Fark: 12 years later. Welcome to the Christmas miracle edition of Cat.. http://fk.cm/4885688

Jesus appears on banana. Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron come to adore Him [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4887366

Thomas the Tank Engine comes to life: English steam locomotive subs for electric trains delayed by snow and ice; Sir .. http://fk.cm/4887395

Actor Charlie Sheen was arrested early Friday and charged with second degree assault and menacing and criminal mischi.. http://fk.cm/4887238

Girl suspended for bringing peppermint oil to school. "The oil is an unregulated over-the-counter drug" [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4887149

Step on a crack, break your mother's back. Step on a shark, _______ [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4887321

Fool breaks into a police officer's home. The mugshot tells the rest of the story [Fail] http://fk.cm/4886635

58-year-old woman arrested for having sex with 14-year-old boy. W/pic of "dear god, what the hell was he thinking?" [.. http://fk.cm/4886556

If you're intoxicated and driving with a suspended license, don't call 911 to tell dispatchers that you've just been .. http://fk.cm/4886773

Abraham Hicks - Take Money Out Of The Equation- Part 2 http://bit.ly/5yKXk1

The-Relationship-Works.com http://bit.ly/8xveT6

A tugboat put in service to help prevent another oil spill disaster runs aground on the same reef the Exxon Valdez di.. http://fk.cm/4886337

12-yr old takes a ride on his trail bike. Feels the wind in his hair, fence picket through his gut [Scary] http://fk.cm/4886451

Chickasaw Nation makes generous donation to OU Cancer Institute, will be renamed Chemosabe Research Center [Cool] http://fk.cm/4885934

Abraham Hicks - Spiritual vs Material http://bit.ly/4SGWgQ

You're drunk, you're hungry, and you think a dude stole your wallet at a diner. Do you: c) start stabbing people with.. http://fk.cm/4886183

"Impossible" pregnancy http://bit.ly/6gOJ3W

Boy is finally reunited with American Dad. Family Guy still better [Followup] http://fk.cm/4885607

Finally: Jimmy Fallon, The Roots, and The Muppets performing "The Twelve Days of Christmas" [Video] http://fk.cm/4885669

"I wanna be Santa. My qualifications? I'm Jewish, a teacher, Fulbright scholar, Guggenheim fellow and author of 14 bo.. http://fk.cm/4885144

It's usually a good thing when you end up butt naked at the end of a date. But not this time [Scary] http://fk.cm/4884633

Abraham Hicks - Is There A Purpose To Everything ? http://bit.ly/8OO5IS

See a penny, pick it up. Good luck you'll have all day. Except when you do it in a Wal-Mart parking lot and a Toyota .. http://fk.cm/4884923

Consumer Reports Health: Anxiety http://bit.ly/68jVeE

Abraham Hicks - Never Settle For Sameness http://bit.ly/8KdmyE

Man in wheelchair surrenders after Virginia hostage sit-off [Followup] http://fk.cm/4884421

Old and busted: Crying over spilled milk. New hotness: Punching and holding the head of a woman under water in a road.. http://fk.cm/4884299

Abraham Hicks - Lucid Dreaming http://bit.ly/5iMovY

Woman who cried at sight of Krystal's restaurant named to Hall Of Fame; "You know you're a redneck when your sister's.. http://fk.cm/4883572

Photoshop this victory toss [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4866937

Abraham thanks us http://bit.ly/5TY3w3

Need to get an officer's attention? Ram his patrol car [Cool] http://fk.cm/4882993

When the cops are following you and the hood of your car flips up smashing your windshield, just hang your head out t.. http://fk.cm/4883425

TSA agents discover the difficulty of conventional security measures on Santa's elves. "It was like a puzzle finding .. http://fk.cm/4883128

Abraham Hicks - How Humans Got On Earth ? http://bit.ly/6VnUqu

Craig Lynch is looking for an unmarked car, a hack-saw, and trash bags for mafia wars. [Comment] [Like] [Help Craig N.. http://fk.cm/4882920

Farm Like a Factory, Eat Like a Pig http://bit.ly/7RtSlz

Abraham Hicks - To Awaken Full Of Energy http://bit.ly/8zbvkf

The terrorists can not stop our freedom, not as long as we can order a 6-inch Italian B.M.T [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4882736

Local food isn't always better, the rainforest is a man-made creation, large farms are good for the enviroment, and o.. http://fk.cm/4882417

Woman claims she was strip-searched due to racial profiling, customs agents claim it's because she's hot [Strange] http://fk.cm/4882408

Peavey Guitar Amp - Does Peavey Suck? http://bit.ly/8JbuwW

Angry adhd son http://bit.ly/6bzRyv

Pro tip: Don't piss off the gas station manager working 18 hour days by trying to rob him -- especially if he has a p.. http://fk.cm/4881444

Man murders neighbor for constantly playing same song at top volume for more than a week [Scary] http://fk.cm/4881229

Abraham Hicks - Rich & Famous http://bit.ly/5jdxVU

Santa Claus robs bank, says he needed the money "to pay his elves" [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4880869

Photoshop theme: Lights, camera...? [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4864925

On the ninth day of Christmas, a stranger gave to me, a hatchett through the window of my car [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4880789

There will be no New Years Eve fireworks over San Diego bay this year, thanks to environmentalists complaining about .. http://fk.cm/4880819

It's December 23rd, and you know what that means; it's time to put up the pole, prepare for the feats of strength. Ha.. http://fk.cm/4880408

Iron Photoshop ingredient: feathers [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4864921

Girls who have sex in their teens are at greater risk of developing cervical cancer, being popular [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4880107

Advancing the Fight Against Food Deserts http://bit.ly/4wcBOe

Abraham Hicks - Raw Food http://bit.ly/8RPLAc

Snoopy named top dog in US pop culture, narrowly eking out a win over Kathy Griffin, Progressive Flo, and Hayden Pane.. http://fk.cm/4879978

Libertarians need to rethink support for drug legalization because some guy choked on a plastic bag or something abou.. http://fk.cm/4879739

San Antonio River Walk to be more wheelchair friendly, hey that's great bec.... spalsh [Cool] http://fk.cm/4878977

Abraham Hicks - Feel Good Now http://bit.ly/4OLYTX

Author's book receives unfavorable Amazon reviews. Does she: a) laugh graciously, b) shrug it off, c) call the FBI [A.. http://fk.cm/4878634

FBI investigates alleged hacking and online theft at Citigroup, who flatly denies that any of the $24.37, two rubber .. http://fk.cm/4878263

Longevity of the planet http://bit.ly/6RPBAZ

Croc gets shock when trapped in lock near dock [Scary] http://fk.cm/4878023

Air traffic control goes dark at the Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport as the entire series of power tubes .. http://fk.cm/4877825

"Stripping provides an opportunity for me to spread some holiday cheer the way I know best: with my big knockers" [Sp.. http://fk.cm/4877679

Usually when buildings shake in San Diego it's because of earthquakes or military testing, but this time nobody knows.. http://fk.cm/4877544

Time for Wapner [ack] [thud] [Sad] http://fk.cm/4877039

Nanny State bans town from bringing reindeer to a mall because it might snow and people looking at the reindeer could.. http://fk.cm/4876726

What happens when a foreclosure company makes a mistake? For this woman, her locks were changed, her condo was emptie.. http://fk.cm/4876288

How Will Solar Panels For Home Keep Money In Your Pocket? http://bit.ly/6O977J

Food Files: Timothy Will on Why Broadband Is the Key to Local Food http://bit.ly/70Cq72

Sacramento City Council learns that saying, "Yeah, sure, go ahead" to developers who want to build isn't exactly lega.. http://fk.cm/4876340

If you're running out of space to keep dozens of cats in your tiny apartment, don't overlook the storage capacity of .. http://fk.cm/4875302

Abraham Hicks- Segment Intending http://bit.ly/73FfjH

Ahmadinejad says that Iran's nuclear bomb plans are fake. Adds that if someone has genuine ones, they'd gladly make a.. http://fk.cm/4874438

Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: January through March [Survey] http://fk.cm/4875211

Autism rates jump 60 percent in 4 years. Help us, Jenny McCarthy, you're our only hope [Scary] http://fk.cm/4874373

He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4873455

Why Farmville is Bad for Farming http://bit.ly/4FWX5a

Abraham Hicks - Quantum Leaps - Part 2 http://bit.ly/6AqDjo

Macy's escalator catches on fire, survivors stranded for hours [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4873812

Sweet, sweet bourbon is found to give the worst hangovers in a study obviously bankrolled by the vodak industry [Obvi.. http://fk.cm/4873261

Focus Wheel Process (HD) http://bit.ly/5jJhRg

Photoshop these popped open pods [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4863903

Ugly assed ♬baby beluga, baby beluga in the deep blue sea♬ born at Shedd Aquarium [Sappy] http://fk.cm/4872813

Boy gets trapped in gun safe at Costco. Parents required to undergo background checks, licensing, and wait 7 days bef.. http://fk.cm/4873124

Photoshop this snorkeler at the start [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4863482

Salutations to Big Ben and the Steelers on an excellent win! Can't 4get those EAGLES either!

Abraham Hicks - 10 Favourite Things http://bit.ly/75m0tA

Genius goes hunting boar while dressed in animal skins. It ended pretty much the way you would expect [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4872465

Brittany Murphy, star of "Clueless" and "8 Mile," died last night after full cardiac arrest at 32 [Sad] http://fk.cm/4872491

9: From GRATITUDE to APPRECIATION - 10 times more powerful! http://bit.ly/4CF0KZ

Fly-covered goat and horse carcasses in uninspected, unlicensed slaughterhouses lacking basic sanitation. This is not.. http://fk.cm/4871997

Abe ♥ A paralyzed face ~ 2 of 3 http://bit.ly/5dngPI

Trackle puts a new spin on real-time search http://ping.fm/I6XSO

Police are combing the streets for barber who stabbed two other barbers after a hairy altercation. Neither are expect.. http://fk.cm/4871019

Photoshop this wave watcher [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4858690

Blizzard forces nude bicycle protestors to roll on Shabbos bundled up from head to toe through Hasidic neighborhood [.. http://fk.cm/4870720

Mexico wants you to know Tijuana is not all about cheap tequila, diseased whores, and corrupt cops. There's a new, im.. http://fk.cm/4870371

6-year old girl saves her Mom's life by crawling through broken window of wrecked car, climbing back up the ravine th.. http://fk.cm/4870729

Photoshop this sign of devotion [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4857109

Should you ever find yourself likely to have to make a swift getaway from a farm, it helps to know the location of th.. http://fk.cm/4869855

NYC Ad: Slurping Soda = Drinking Fat http://bit.ly/7q8PtW

Abraham Hicks - Path of Most Allowing - Part 2 http://bit.ly/6aqgcs

Not news: man jumps from plane. News: parachute doesn't open and he survives the landing. Fark: he plans to jump agai.. http://fk.cm/4869774

Teacher tapes porn over educational video and accidentally shows it to sixth graders. Parents shocked -- not so much .. http://fk.cm/4869726

Dating? Without permission from the government? It's less likely than you think [Scary] http://fk.cm/4869482

Drunken idiot who stole bus and hit 50 other cars during a 30-mile joyride explains "he just wanted to get home" [Dum.. http://fk.cm/4869167

New York man arrested for being a fan of the Fillies [Sick] http://fk.cm/4869185

Abraham Hicks - World Economy http://bit.ly/7bkbx1

Stowaway cat returns from Spain ferry trip just in time for Caturday [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4865306

Superman is Real, and He Apparently Lives in Ottawa, KS [Hero] http://fk.cm/4868091

Virginia getting slammed with 20 inches [Scary] http://fk.cm/4867991

Tell Me Your LAW of ATTRACTION Rapid Manifesting Tips & Stories- john sandhu "Law of Attraction" http://bit.ly/5eaPkS

Cows have taken over Clark County [Scary] http://fk.cm/4867798

Yeah, you probably have mad cow disease [Scary] http://fk.cm/4867818

800 sheep and 40 cattle killed by Walla tip fire. BBQ trifecta is sick due to overeating [Sick] http://fk.cm/4867904

Cat chewing is draining Yemen's water supply [Strange] http://fk.cm/4867672

Why Are We Fat and Ill? The Answer's in the Coca-Cola http://bit.ly/7dUZqm

Abraham Hicks - Love & Desire http://bit.ly/7JNsJk

Zombie-proof baby turns one [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4867427

A tasty tragedy, 60 cows are killed in barn fire. Accidental BBQ trifecta now in play [Sad] http://fk.cm/4866823

Tens of thousands of Australian washing machines to be recalled after a series of shocking complaints. Generally you .. http://fk.cm/4866031

AuditionFree.com http://bit.ly/6iLEAX

Abraham Hicks - Unfaithful - Part 2 http://bit.ly/4Hq8iv

Photoshop theme: Cthulhu vs. the Flying Spaghetti Monster [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4850095

You know how it goes, you go to a party, go home drunk, have a smoke in your back yard and then try to have sex with .. http://fk.cm/4865643

Two-legged dog helps disabled vets make it on their own. Lil Brudder approves [Sappy] http://fk.cm/4864947

Truck hauling 4000 cases of beer ran off the road in Papua, New Guinea. Since this is Fark, you know what happened ne.. http://fk.cm/4865055

Fugitive doctor tries to avoid capture by performing impromtu surgery on own neck [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4865243

Getting a job http://bit.ly/6QPfe9

Hurricanes, crime, and poverty notwithstanding, Louisiana is the happiest state in the nation [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4864889

Can husband influence wife into sexual desire? http://bit.ly/8up0kr

Fortune picks top 10 dumbest things that happened in the financial world. It apparently took dozens of staffers worki.. http://fk.cm/4864753

Woman, 24, commits suicide by jumping off Mackinac Bridge in Michigan. "Apparently, she was depressed. That's the num.. http://fk.cm/4864373

After sticking A Fistful of Metal in his arm trying to attain A State of Euphoria, Scotsman is no longer Among the Li.. http://fk.cm/4864014

Tell Congress Everybody Needs Fresh Food http://bit.ly/4O2Ubu

Abraham-Hicks - Somos Seres Vibracionais 2/4 http://bit.ly/7JaliP

BlackBerry users dealing with network outage. This submission will greenlight at 1:30, but you won't see it until 6:0.. http://fk.cm/4863211

Computer hacker asks for a reduced sentence because he as Asperger Syndrome, but he'll have to convince the judge tha.. http://fk.cm/4863206

Abraham Hicks - Virtual Reality Relationships http://bit.ly/7vBmnp

You think the woman you are driving behind is going too slow. Do you, c) pull alondside the car and threaten the pass.. http://fk.cm/4862355

Australian government internet filter expected to be 'great, glorious success' [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4861844

How To Make Money Legally With My Cash Printer Income Opportunity http://bit.ly/7saQVr

Mesothelioma Cancer – A Deadly One http://bit.ly/6IZ1t4

The 10 most irritating, obnoxious, attention-whoring people of 2009 [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4862260

Truthful Glimpse http://bit.ly/59s1id

Protip: If you want to remain a member of your exclusive golf club, you might want to make sure the "modeling agency".. http://fk.cm/4861521

Comforting http://bit.ly/5E3Pg3

Woman jailed on $7,500 bond for not returning the 53 DVDs she borrowed from the public library. W/"whatever" mugshot .. http://fk.cm/4860491

City issues ban on smoking in all public parks, then agrees not to have police enforce it, opting istead for "peer en.. http://fk.cm/4860564

Do not taunt the taekwondo monkeys [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4860983

Traffic http://bit.ly/8kwKjc

Theme of Farktography Contest No. 241: "White". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography] http://fk.cm/4860696

Photoshop this raised beef [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4848756

Couple gets cell phone for their baby. Good trade, you think? So do they [Sad] http://fk.cm/4859990

It Makes Sense To Learn About Social Bookmarking Benefits And Downsides http://bit.ly/5XAVKF

China Opens First National Seed Bank http://bit.ly/7qb5MP

Abraham-Hicks Vs Spiceycamel - Rampage of invincibility dance mix http://bit.ly/6Cg7HB

If you go see Aunt Gladys and see she's unconscious and not breathing, call 9-1-1. If you go see Aunt Gladys and see .. http://fk.cm/4859686

"I voted for medical marijuana, but I didn't expect it to be in my backyard," says dumbass who should probably just b.. http://fk.cm/4859523

Parents' Television Council files indecency complaint against "Family Guy" with the FCC. This is not a repeat from ev.. http://fk.cm/4858816

Abraham hicks - Food And Diet http://bit.ly/91BwIa

Theme: Unlikely Santa's helpers [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4848623

Real men of genius. Today we celebrate you, Mr "Why the hell shouldn't I mount a rocket launcher on my motorbike?" gu.. http://fk.cm/4858299

Abraham Hicks- Expanded Version of Humans http://bit.ly/6Sb2Ql

German quartet sensibly and efficiently chased into freezing shipping container by marauding wild pigs in the dead of.. http://fk.cm/4857906

Abraham Hicks - Can We Prepave Our Next Life ? http://bit.ly/6anNZ9

Canadian healthcare still better than U.S., except for that little glitch where old people have to divorce in order t.. http://fk.cm/4857578

Worthiness http://bit.ly/82CJUX

If you could bring a person (real or fictional) from the past to the present for 48 hours, who would you choose and w.. http://fk.cm/4857435

Humour http://bit.ly/6HfkSU

City commissioner is asked to put nativity scene on courthouse lawn, but decides a flashing T-Rex and Loch Ness monst.. http://fk.cm/4857214

Photoshop this man jumping through hoops [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4845829

NJ pharmacist charged with stealing 3,670 Valium. Asked to comment, he said, "Mmmrrrphhlll" and lolled his head aroun.. http://fk.cm/4856924

Might Republicans Join Sustainable Food Fight to Woo Graduate Voters? http://bit.ly/8W6OSj

Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang banana war [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4855773

$50 Gift Certificate with Atlanta Medical Institute http://bit.ly/5SVv4A

Oral Roberts killed by God at 91 for not raising enough money, having provocative name [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/4856572

Best Ultrasound Technician Schools http://bit.ly/5c8QuM

Illinois prison to take Gitmo detainees, making this the second time that an Illinois inmate is on a mission from God.. http://fk.cm/4855054

You get into a dispute with another gym member over first dibs on the elliptical machine. Do you, c) call your two pa.. http://fk.cm/4854831

Supplemental Health Insurance Can Stand For Strong Coverage As Well http://bit.ly/4V3uEy

Abraham Hicks - Men's Fantasies http://bit.ly/910FzU

Burglar makes magician's belongings disappear [Ironic] http://fk.cm/4854776

Julia Butterfly Hill - "Service" http://bit.ly/5s6EzU

Photoshop these standing stones [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4842892

You knew it and wanted it coming in http://bit.ly/84xzAY

As God is my witness, I thought Pomeranians could fly [Weird] http://fk.cm/4853083

If you MUST rob a bank, don't make your getaway in your BMW with personalized plates bearing your name [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4853325

The Gin And Titonic Ice Tray lets you make four icebergs and one ice-replica of the Titanic. "Sick and distasteful." .. http://fk.cm/4852961

How To Read Guitar Music Sheet For Everyone http://bit.ly/8KRnmh

Photoshop this panel of experts [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4841817

The NYC Food and Climate Summit Showcases 'New Thinking about Food' http://bit.ly/4zUARD

Let's see now, √((r²-l²)+(l+k)² - (√(r²-l²)-w)²)-l-... GOD DAMMIT, Get out of my parking spot [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4852221

Pair of shadey characters robbing optometry stores last seen driving away in a 20/10 Cataract. Police are focusing in.. http://fk.cm/4851983

Merry Christmas arrested; doesn't have presents of mind to beat the wrap [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4851232

Judge rules cyberbullies still have First Amendment rights. "If all cruel teasing led to suicide, the human race woul.. http://fk.cm/4851291

Photoshop this beaming bum [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4839850

Stephen King pays $12,999 to bus 150 National Guardsmen home to Maine for the holidays, because $13,000 would have be.. http://fk.cm/4850834

Abraham Hicks talks about swine flu part 1 http://bit.ly/4vF5EE

Wisconsin town installs power-saving LED traffic lights, which really are great, except in winter, because they don't.. http://fk.cm/4850817

Side jobs that doctors have: 1) Public Speakers; 2) Authors; 3) Researchers; 4) Punk Rockers. Huh, ...WTF? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4850357

Photoshop this colorful canyon [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4839836

Finally an end-of-year list worth reading: the world's best bars [Cool] http://fk.cm/4850245

Dominee, the Farker laid up in a coma because of pneumonia is finally awake, and yes - the first thing he asked for w.. http://fk.cm/4850184

Photoshop this preliminary Large Hadron Collider collision (while there's still time) [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4838845

Abraham Hicks - Jesus, Bible And Religion - Part 1 http://bit.ly/4qQ7vx

"Hi, you've reached the Department of Justice. We're building a file on Joe Arpaio, and if you have anything to share.. http://fk.cm/4849940

Just in time for the ball drop: two glasses of Champagne each day is good for you, thanks to several unnamed French s.. http://fk.cm/4849934

Cash starved schools may soon have your kids going to a McLecture in the Nike Gymnasium. Tomorrows math test will be .. http://fk.cm/4849648

Photoshop this bunker [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4836861

Man has crush on woman and wants to get her to notice him. Does he a) send her flowers, b) buy her candy or c) urinat.. http://fk.cm/4849285

The coolest family photographs you'll see all day: family portraits of all 56 ethnic groups in China [Cool] http://fk.cm/4849027

Feel-good junkie http://bit.ly/88ZGGU

US and Japan agree on open air policy. You would too if your diet consisted of rice, sprouts, and seaweed [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4848878

For the second time in weeks Detroit police mistake a movie crew filming a crime scene for the real thing. "Talk abou.. http://fk.cm/4848994

Harvard, Dartmouth, Cornell and Boston College reduced to making Hogwarts comparison to pimp themselves out. Cornell .. http://fk.cm/4848748

Put on some soft music, dim the lights, and mix a batch of banana daiquiris. The Buffalo Zoo is getting back into the.. http://fk.cm/4848826

Organic Food's Class Problem http://bit.ly/5lGUWF

Flash mob at library goes south in a hurry: "It was all positive until the pepper spray" [Fail] http://fk.cm/4848588

New energy-efficient traffic lights in Wisconsin cause accidents because they don't generate enough heat to melt the .. http://fk.cm/4848334

Abraham Hicks - What is Mom's Responsability ? http://bit.ly/7GCY7P

Actual Headline: Christmas tree farmer expects pre-holiday rush. Quick, to the Romerocopter [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4848382

Abraham Hicks - Unconditional Love http://bit.ly/7YEqSA

12 year-old boy suspended for dealing on campus. He was selling potato chips [Fail] http://fk.cm/4848100

How To Ensure Proper Removal of Skin Tags http://bit.ly/7HuZhx

Man who plays Patriots mascot arrested in prostitution sting. He'll never be able to show his face again [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4847819

Lovable Cat http://bit.ly/4nTkrA

Abraham's Only Answer: You Are The Creator Of Your Reality http://bit.ly/4JjM6K

An 85-year old Israeli man recently went to a doctor for the first time in 65 years after having a heart attack. Whic.. http://fk.cm/4847000

At The Heart Of Your Frustration http://bit.ly/55n8hL

What is best in life? To break into Dad's museum and steal $20M worth of paintings. Fark: with a backhoe [Weird] http://fk.cm/4846161

Kids don't want magic to end.wmv http://bit.ly/7QxbzG

Town that is $8 million in debt: "You guys want a Christmas tree? Fine, there's one in the park that needs cutting do.. http://fk.cm/4846750

Caption Santa's little broker [Caption] http://fk.cm/4846483

Never forget (the mugshot roundup) [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4846557

Getting Rid of Mice Pest Control And Its Importance http://bit.ly/8grknT

Food Safer at McDonalds Than in Schools http://bit.ly/8ZUymK

Sitters vs. Standers: Who knew there was more than one way, and what's wrong with the 50% of you out there doing it w.. http://fk.cm/4845773

Today: China offers $1,465 for each link to porn. Tomorrow before breakfast: Pretty much the entire world economy is .. http://fk.cm/4845843

How To Get The Smile You Want With Home Teeth Whitening http://bit.ly/7j4yTm

Photoshop this wall of clocks [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4831982

Meningitis - Wikipedia http://bit.ly/7AGpx2

Tiger linked to AIDS virus [Scary] http://fk.cm/4844296

You've decided to drill a borehole to install geothermal heating in your hotel. That's good, but you might want to ju.. http://fk.cm/4844169

Abraham Hicks - Jesus, Bible And Religion - Part 3 http://bit.ly/6haRX8

Shelbyville woman arrested for riding horse in Christmas parade while drunk. Duff cans have not been located [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4844031

Does your private school have a different holiday schedule than the public schools? The DC Police would like you to h.. http://fk.cm/4844015

Swine flu is far less dangerous than originally feared. EVERYBODY UN-PANIC [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4843448

Knowing the average Farker, I'd say about half of you will try this at work [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4843447

Pms http://bit.ly/69srbp

And so it begins: Tiger Woods mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel, is in talks to pose for Playboy [PSA] http://fk.cm/4843555

Woman charged in grits attack. Unknown hominy laws broken [Scary] http://fk.cm/4842604

Emotional and intellectual and material and spiritual and ego http://bit.ly/7CvIJt

Slow news day in Seattle upgraded from "It's farking cold outside" to "Bovine trapped in frozen creek" [Silly] http://fk.cm/4842224

The Evolution of a Bad System: Vaccinating Cows Against E. Coli http://bit.ly/6A7q0q

The orphanage http://bit.ly/5rqjaS

It's not my fault this article is terrible. Take it up with the author. Or better yet, let's go after Drew, since he .. http://fk.cm/4842137

How To Get Lower Back Support for Back and Leg Pain http://bit.ly/86CKkP

Knoxville teen, found in exploded house, thought to have been killed by house exploding [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4841998

Allowing My Perfect Body (Abraham-Hicks / The Biggest Loser) http://bit.ly/4OdDAZ

7 foods experts won't eat. Scrapple mysteriously missing from the list [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4841670

Bariatric Surgery Source http://bit.ly/64Qf0i

Smith also admitted to police that she sodomized the victim, saying, "that she did this as a joke." [Sick] http://fk.cm/4840806

UPS truck skids on snowy road - into the path of an oncoming train. Fortunately, uniform pants were already brown [Sc.. http://fk.cm/4840668

Dartmouth's obscene heckling of Harvard at a recent squash match is wrinkling up sweater vests throughout the Ivy Lea.. http://fk.cm/4840067

A Boy Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, merciless to POWs, obedient, cheerful, brave, .. http://fk.cm/4839923

Ric Romero: Tattoos could destroy your chance at getting a job. 1 hour ago via Facebook for iPhone [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4839805

Chemical compound found in hops may prevent prostate cancer. It probably doesn't, but drink your beer, just to be on .. http://fk.cm/4839933

Religion in America is now similar to a mix 'n match value menu. You can order a crispy ranch melt, three cheezapeno .. http://fk.cm/4839401

Spend trillions of dollars to combat climate change, or face "extinction of the human race". OOGABOOGA ARE YOU SCARED.. http://fk.cm/4838728

Photoshop this pianist and his fans [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4825875

'America Could Be Less Fastly Fastly' http://bit.ly/6mKnwC

Abraham Hicks - Trying To Control The Uncontrollable http://bit.ly/6THW2u

Neighbors beg a woman to stop feeding the vultures. Wish she would just carrion with her life [Strange] http://fk.cm/4838138

Animal survives in wild [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4837545

Denver ignores physical laws, is now colder than absolute zero [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4837435

Book returned to Ohio library after 60 years...dewey prosecute him? [Strange] http://fk.cm/4837312

Ever wonder just what protocol the TSA uses to ruin your flight? ABC news provides a handy link to an easily uncensor.. http://fk.cm/4836602

Abraham Hicks - Deadlines http://bit.ly/7Oftuq

Michigan police on the hunt for "Bad Breath Bandit." The Scope of his crime wave? He a-Certs himself, hints that ther.. http://fk.cm/4836171

Abraham Hicks - Moving To A New House http://bit.ly/7xMJ8P

Abraham ♥ Chakra system http://bit.ly/7Fhgvq

"Food swaps" catching on among groups whose members enjoy cooking large batches of food and swapping them with other .. http://fk.cm/4835430

New study finds that casual sex does not lead to low self-esteem. Burning pee and syphilis, yes, but not low self-est.. http://fk.cm/4834647

Squirrel knocks out power to 9,000 people in Ohio (w/ pic of what squirrels celebrating a major power outage in Ohio .. http://fk.cm/4834543

Up in Arms Against GM Maize in Mexico http://bit.ly/8zTIft

Unknown gal steals unmarked car from plainclothes cop [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4834796

The only thing worse than having to rescue a swimming cow from Darwin harbor is finding the cow doesn't particularly .. http://fk.cm/4833785

Million Dollar Quartet http://bit.ly/8CfVlu

Abraham Hicks - Expanded Belief http://bit.ly/4P9zH5

If you're going to throw tomatoes at Sarah Palin, work on your aim first, or you might hit a cop [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4832078

Abraham Hicks - parenting From The Vortex http://bit.ly/5N0VvY

Bells! http://bit.ly/4M3kXZ

Blind foreign exchange students celebrate 20 years of coming to Worcester, or so they've been led to believe [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/4831973

Teens who get The Talk from their parents wait longer before having sex, since it takes time for the creeped out feel.. http://fk.cm/4831232

Let "Giving Birth" To Your Creations Happen Easily http://bit.ly/8XVVJ1

Sheriff Joe Arpaio must be doing something right because he's managed to rack up $7 million in legal fees in the past.. http://fk.cm/4830925

The Fleecing of African Farmland http://bit.ly/7w05F4

You want to see your incarcerated boyfriend. Do you a) wait for visiting hours? b) wait for him to do his time? c) ge.. http://fk.cm/4830408

"There are certain things a suspect expects a cop to say and 'always blow on the pie' is not one of them" [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4829997

If you don't remember why December 7 is an important day, this guy remembers [Hero] http://fk.cm/4829192

Closing The Vibrational Gap Is Simple http://bit.ly/5Ic9ck

Juggalo threatens victim with hatchet, body lice [Scary] http://fk.cm/4828354

Is Your Friend Harrassing You? http://bit.ly/8ztJzx

After closed meeting on openness, Obama talks up the downside of the left being right about looking backward on forwa.. http://fk.cm/4828497

U.S. Air Force ends ban on recruits with tattoos on their saluting arms, admitting yeah, they'll pretty much take wha.. http://fk.cm/4828100

Photoshop this armor [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4820208

Happy 20th Anniversary, Meme [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4827887

Here's some asshat writing how peeps online don't mind their p's and q's. Asshat, I tell ya' [Fail] http://fk.cm/4828030

Merry Christmas. Go fast [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4827641

Teacher did not inappropriately touch students. In other news, students will lie about lots of things [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4827402

Abraham Hicks - Animal Cruelty - Part 2 http://bit.ly/7nIdqM

BASE* jumper dies in Arizona. (Building, Antenna, oh SHIAT - ELECTRICITY) [Scary] http://fk.cm/4826730

Chicken Cordon Blow case means yet another thing we won't be able to take on planes anymore [Weird] http://fk.cm/4826355

ABRAHAM: Conflicted About The Iraq War 2/2 - Jerry & Esther Hicks http://bit.ly/6zTUED

Hookers in Copenhagen offering free sex to anyone who produces a government mailing warning people not to have sex wi.. http://fk.cm/4826344

Abraham Hicks - Co-Creation In A Plane Crash http://bit.ly/7dE50b

Bar owner commits crimes against humanity. Specifically, he decieved people into drinking Milwaukee's Best [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4826703

Cambridge University discovers that some condoms on campus contain little pricks [Scary] http://fk.cm/4826458

MIT team wins DARPA balloon challenge. Thanks for all of your effort, Farkers. We put up a good fight [Followup] http://fk.cm/4826766

All You Need To Make It Work Is To Want To Feel Good http://bit.ly/6rCjtq

Dying for Food Safety http://bit.ly/8VhDOU

Abraham Hicks - Happy Allowing ! - Part 4 http://bit.ly/92jr9i

College's "dispel-a-stereotype" event wants you to know that yes, all atheists are goths with chalk-white makeup and .. http://fk.cm/4825966

And here's your WTF story of the week: Minneapolis theater extends its run of "A Klingon Christmas Carol" [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4825704

To save the Earth get rid of Christmas [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4825516

Abraham Hicks on Health and Weight Loss - Part 2 http://bit.ly/4UFKLI

Britain's crappiest Christmas tree, compared to a giant traffic cone, to be replaced for - you guessed it - health an.. http://fk.cm/4825091

If you notice an eight-foot red weather balloon today while you're driving around, please let Fark know (Last reminde.. http://fk.cm/4825527

Your cat spends 22% of it's time looking out windows, 4% hiding dead animals in your bedroom [Cool] http://fk.cm/4820667

Your "Access Limit" Depends On Your Vibrational Set Point http://bit.ly/8gyrbi

Photoshop this dancing torch bearer [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4811604

Overweight, 57-year-old teacher strips during class: "I was trying to be cool" [Stupid] http://fk.cm/4824386

Media whipping up fears that burglars are now chalking some sort of weird hobo code around houses to let fellow crimi.. http://fk.cm/4824741

Whether you believe in global warming or not there will definitely be some bed warming in Copenhagen as prostitutes o.. http://fk.cm/4824069

For the fourteenth straight day, the three broadcast networks have failed to report on the great and growing ClimateG.. http://fk.cm/4824544

Be vewy quiet, we're hunting mugshots [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/4824191

Is the USDA Trying to Poison Our Children? http://bit.ly/81KrYd

The best two-sentence news story you will read today [Silly] http://fk.cm/4823713

[Kremlin] reports that a [US gov't] airplane piloted by [CIA agents] and carrying a cargo of [mutated swine flu virus.. http://fk.cm/4823141

Man arrested for trespassing on own property [Strange] http://fk.cm/4823064

A list of top paying US jobs. Anesthesiologist is at #1 cause everyone wants to get paid to pass gas [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4822429

Abraham-Hicks - Preschool genius [Legendado PT-BR] http://bit.ly/6QU21T

Complete the rest of this sign: "The secret of happines is t..." [Caption] http://fk.cm/4818181

Ric Romero reports that HDTVs might be big sellers this holiday season...and reveals you can hook certain TVs up to t.. http://fk.cm/4821496

Woman charged with a felony for taping four minutes of "New Moon." If she'd videotaped the whole thing, they would ha.. http://fk.cm/4820428

ABRAHAM: From Grief To Joy http://bit.ly/6hSI3e

21 Food-feeds to Follow on Twitter http://bit.ly/7jy5oV

Man faces cyberstalking charges after sending 27 in less than an hour to a blogger. "I probably frightened her" [Inte.. http://fk.cm/4820051

The state of Nebraska wants to remind you to voluntarily claim sales tax on your internet purchases [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/4819704

New Reagan app for your iReagan lets you Reagan all Reagan, whether you're sitting in your Reagan or driving your Rea.. http://fk.cm/4819658

Bariatrics 4 Diabetes http://bit.ly/6TQu8M

If there was any doubt as to which list William C. Caldwell III of Georgia is on, it was eliminated when he dressed a.. http://fk.cm/4819659

Southerners have a higher risk of stroke, especially with their sister [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4818549

One of the world's leading dog photographers has died at age 13. With links to portfolio of his favorite subjects, in.. http://fk.cm/4816772

Photoshop this flower delivery clown [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/4802912

"She got very excited when two trucks and 15 firies turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted" [A.. http://fk.cm/4817768

Bacon Will Save The World: Lab Grown Pork Could Slash Carbon Emissions http://bit.ly/8S2D6a

Denver School Board gets into a spat on Monday, decide the best use of taxpayer dollars is to talk to a marriage coun.. http://fk.cm/4817213

We're going to need a lot more popcorn: Sickout and bomb threat after MSCO officer goes to jail [Asinine] http://fk.cm/4816448

Sardine juice, condoms, lubricant, rival teachers, and a seventh grader. Yes, there's a mugshot [Obvious] http://fk.cm/4816566

Supplement Cellar http://bit.ly/6tBAJY

If you pay handsomely for hand sanitizers, you'll be happy to know they sort of work -- if you wash your hands vigoro.. http://fk.cm/4815624

"It's hard to see your wife in the same way after you have watched her shoot a revolver and learn body combat. It pro.. http://fk.cm/4815660

Good moments http://bit.ly/7xihK1

Old and busted: An eye for an eye. New hotness: A shoe for a shoe [Amusing] http://fk.cm/4815406

Cocktail waitress claims Tiger Woods scored another hole in one (w/pic) [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4814832

Woman suffers from mysterious disorder that turns her into a sex addict while she's asleep. Well, "suffers" might be .. http://fk.cm/4815017

"In 1872, the NY Times published two dozen letters on the subject of scrapple, a steampunk prototype for online food .. http://fk.cm/4814189

Smoking in the closet 1 http://bit.ly/6XBajE

There is only one response when your neighbor is chasing you with a lawnmower blade and asking you if you've ever see.. http://fk.cm/4813210

Apparently, Charles Dickens left us with one, and only one, manuscript of "A Christmas Carol", and he edited that so .. http://fk.cm/4813050

Enlightenment http://bit.ly/8fzRdA

U is for Undertow (Kinsey Millhone Mystery) http://bit.ly/8Ij9Lf

If you live in Maricopa County, you may want to get stocked up on popcorn. The Arizona cop ordered to apologize to th.. http://fk.cm/4812842

Process 12 "Wouldn't It Be Nice If ?" http://bit.ly/5uAs6E

Colcrys http://bit.ly/8AHOVj

Apocalypse How (Sponsored Link) [Interesting] http://fk.cm/4812000

"Russia has fallen behind the United States in the race to arm sea mammals" [Strange] http://fk.cm/4811422

Man watching football on TV is surprised when a deer bursts into his home for a rousing game of "pursue and sack" [Am.. http://fk.cm/4811342

Dancing queen attending the "World's Largest Disco" Saturday night spills his beer on a man. Tries to hustle away but.. http://fk.cm/4810873

North Korea sharply revalues currency. With the new exchange rate, it will now take two wons to make a wight [Interes.. http://fk.cm/4810486

Italian police turn their £150,000 Lamborghini Gallardo into a jump ramp for mini cars. (pics) [Fail] http://fk.cm/4810549