Remember the racist guy with the 9/11 pickup truck who said he's not racist? Yeah, he's definitely racist. Here's his.. http://fk.cm/5256975

Abraham - How does thought become form? http://bit.ly/bddm2f

Tax Consulting Director - Real Estate - Immediate Hire - $1000 Reward (Downtown Boston) http://bit.ly/as01dd #accounting

65,000 Sq ft vault carved 700 feet into solid granite and protected against deterioration, natural disasters or man-m.. http://fk.cm/5256439

"Hello, this is God. Do push-ups." [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5256675

NYC drivers crossing the city's most dangerous intersections will soon be getting help from countdown clocks to deter.. http://fk.cm/5255599

Whatever, try, maybe I don't know. I'll get back to you. Yes, but if...I guess we'll see [Strange] http://fk.cm/5255362

Abraham - The law of attraction and marketing (Part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/ccIiHc

Apparently, Farkers have more in common with readers of The Economist than either thought [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5249485

Arizona's cops want the federal government to pay for them to be trained to enforce the state's new immigration law [.. http://fk.cm/5248408

Abraham-Hicks and Madonna's 'The power of goodbye' http://bit.ly/a0M7Vr

Can Rapid Rewriter Help You Make Money On The Internet? http://bit.ly/aoLd9j

A woman holding a baby fretted that potential clients with brain damage probably led lives of daring and danger [Asin.. http://fk.cm/5248505

"Sheen visible in Gulf." Must have followed the wrecked cars and lines of coke [Followup] http://fk.cm/5247636

Five ways the new "Obama Club" in Shanghai stacks up against the Obama administration. Forgot to mention #6: No matte.. http://fk.cm/5247965

"The plants were seedlings ranging in size from three inches to one foot tall and were worth $80,000, according to th.. http://fk.cm/5247521

Michigan man duct-tapes 9,000 Ecstasy tablets to his legs and tries to get into Ontario. Hilarity ensues [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5247196

Photoshop this larval tube-anemone [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5238502

Government sources say there are aliens who have assumed human form and are living in the US, including one that was .. http://fk.cm/5246906

Abraham Hicks with cute Doll face.wmv http://bit.ly/9EGmIB

An autopsy has failed to conclusively determine the cause of death of a man shot by the police. Here's a clue for you.. http://fk.cm/5246635

Helper monkey not that good of a helper monkey [Florida] http://fk.cm/5246632

Abraham Hicks - The Gathering of Teachers (NEW) http://bit.ly/dbR365

Greece decides the best way to increase tourism is by not allowing visitors to leave [Scary] http://fk.cm/5245861

Man sues convenience store for refusing to sell him a winning lotto ticket. I smell class action [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5245704

Abraham - His girlfriend wants more (Part 1 of 2) http://bit.ly/d5OCPi

Can You Make Money On The Web With Hard Cash Hijack? http://bit.ly/cjVmav

Everybody loves this pet store diaper-wearing monkey, except for one woman. That leads to a criminal probe [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5245472

Tax Director, Commercial Practice in Boston Wanted for Immediate Hire. $1000 Reward! http://bit.ly/aWlaYN

In today's "almost like the Holocaust" sample of human suffering, American travelers stranded in Europe by volcano ar.. http://fk.cm/5244257

Nanny State takes grandmother to court for... *spins the Wheel of Disproportionate Justice* ... putting cardboard box.. http://fk.cm/5244179

Abraham - Abraham, where are you headed? (Part 1 of 2) http://bit.ly/bx0PG6

A pill to prevent premature ejaculation will be coming soon [Ironic] http://fk.cm/5244047

Photoshop this fish-eye view [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5234837

Can't get a taxi when trying to leave a nightclub? Obviously this is an emergency, so call 911 to get a ride. Over an.. http://fk.cm/5243513

Abraham - Abraham, where are you headed? (Part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/cMszAz

"The British government has apologized to Pope Benedict for a government memo suggesting that he could launch Benedic.. http://fk.cm/5243883

Abraham - His girlfriend wants more (Part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/c1Gu6w

Photoshop this fashion model [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5232198

Not News: Two towns argue over boundary. Fark: Towns used old maps, not GPS to solve the issue [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5243171

Not news: A teacher gets her stolen car back. Fark: It was a hell of a lot better than when it was stolen [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5243040

For over 17,544 hours, Dragonfly Forest has offered a traditional 7200 minute summer camp experience for autistic chi.. http://fk.cm/5242912

Good news everyone. New regulations kicking in Thursday mean that airlines will no longer be able to hold you hostage.. http://fk.cm/5241886

Our brains have been hardwired to immediately crave food when we see the McDonald's logo. Well, I think that's just p.. http://fk.cm/5242112

One in five Britons believes the elusive wild haggis still roams free in Scotland. Mmm... haggis [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5241915

A cuddle is better than sex, according to a survey of men who wanted to get the survey taker in the sack [Unlikely] http://fk.cm/5241395

Gallant shows respect for the dead and adheres to cemetery rules. Goofus steals brass vases from headstones and gets .. http://fk.cm/5241679

Joey Chestnut downs 8 pounds, 7 ounces of asparagus in under 12 minutes, peels wallpaper in bathroom after contest [S.. http://fk.cm/5241171

Photoshop these lamp designers with their creations [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5225741

Woman loses eye in bathroom from another woman's stiletto. Now that's what I call a wide stance [Scary] http://fk.cm/5241193

Abraham - Problem solving and past relationships http://bit.ly/cDzVjx

Australia's homeless community receives $3 million worth of pineapple. For those of you playing along at home, that's.. http://fk.cm/5241039

Workers at a Massachusetts shellfish plant were surprised to discover their haul contained wooden crates of undetonat.. http://fk.cm/5240937

Hu Jintao's personal limo is part Rolls Royce, part Cadillac, part retro-futurism and whole lot of crazy [Cool] http://fk.cm/5240241

Federal Tax Consulting Director Immediate Hire - $1000 Reward - http://bit.ly/bpj8IB #accounting #job search

Close to 950,000 Facebook users have "liked" a page hoping for President Obama to join Michael Jackson and a host of .. http://fk.cm/5240295

Not news: Woman fired from department store. Still not news: she only worked 8 hours a week. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE: she .. http://fk.cm/5240032

Los Angeles inserts 0.6 second red light between yellow and green to boost revenue from drivers who blink [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5239757

Swim coach pleads guilty to having sex with underage swimmer. With reasonably hittable pic ... wait, that's a MAN. [i.. http://fk.cm/5239704

Photoshop this ringside reach [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5223332

Shake and bake mobile meth labs--when you absolutely, positively, have to get there high [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5239230

It's been 25 years since Coca-Cola inflicted an unspeakable atrocity upon the American population [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5239288

If you're a teacher, it's understandable that your hands may get covered in chalk dust. However, offering extra credi.. http://fk.cm/5239204

You are called to your son's school because his classmate cut off his Steven Seagal ponytail in art class. Do you (C).. http://fk.cm/5238601

Saskatchewan bank robber turns out to be a worse ninja than Chris Farley [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5238987

Abraham - Angels, the name Abraham, and croaking (Part 1 of 2) http://bit.ly/awqHcX

Nails guns are powerful. People are stupid. X-rays reveal what happens when these two fundamental truths come togethe.. http://fk.cm/5238065

Nabisco responds to Revolution Muslim leader's attack on Triscuits after "South Park" fans hacked his web site [Follo.. http://fk.cm/5238284

Arizona Governor signs immigration law, more Mexicans to celebrate Cinco de Mayo at home this year [News] http://fk.cm/5238324

Abraham Hicks - On God (NEW) http://bit.ly/cMFxh8

Healthcare Sr. Audit Manager/Partner Immediate Hire - $1000 Reward - http://bit.ly/cq8V2z

Your facebook account is for sale [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5237333

Abraham - Angels, the name Abraham, and croaking (Part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/bTrjvw

And now for your viewing pleasure, a compilation of the staggering morons on infomercials who can't perform simple ta.. http://fk.cm/5237499

"In a 2009 lab study researchers soaked one cigarette butt in less than a gallon of water for 24 hours, then added mi.. http://fk.cm/5236379

Causes of the 2008 financial crisis: CDOs, subprime mortgages, porn surfing at the SEC, housing bubble. Wait, what? [.. http://fk.cm/5236626

You may have a meth problem if cops find you hiding out in a vat of manure [Sick] http://fk.cm/5236185

Side effects may include dizzyness, dry mouth, constipation, and the desire to steal $400 worth of crosses, solar lig.. http://fk.cm/5235593

Note to North Korea: If you use Babelfish to translate your state-run news stories into English, the results could be.. http://fk.cm/5235754

Doctors in Spain perform world's first full face transplant. Patient expected to remain in hospital for two months, u.. http://fk.cm/5235572

A man sentenced to death for raping and strangling a 15-year-old girl will get a new trial after it was discovered th.. http://fk.cm/5235232

Man beats up girlfriend over soda. Hopefully you other pop drinkers will get the message [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5235298

Kids slow to read? New study says blame the teacher [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5234721

"Officer, I'm sorry I ran the lady over, but she was old. So, we're cool right?" [Fail] http://fk.cm/5234741

The New Orleans po' boy is a socialist sandwich [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5233821

FEC shuts down a brokerage firm accused of selling investors unregistered debt and the re-investing the money in high.. http://fk.cm/5233251

*Ring* "Hello?" "This is the Zambian Ambassador and I need to..." "Dude, shut up, I'm in class." "Sir, I really am th.. http://fk.cm/5233458

Airlines are demanding European governments pay for their losses caused by the Icelandic volcano eruption, because..b.. http://fk.cm/5233121

Abraham-Hicks: How to access your vibrational escrow http://bit.ly/cwTdgv

Man throws cheeseballs at woman and discovers a whole new meaning of lactose intolerant [Scary] http://fk.cm/5232546

Happy Earth Day, hippies. Now, would you please have a shower? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5232521

US General: The only way to keep Iran from getting the bomb is to invade and occupy the country [Scary] http://fk.cm/5231290

You may now blame your poor bedroom performance on your dad [Sad] http://fk.cm/5231264

Not news: Father won't allow ex-wife visitation rights with her three children. News: she's paralyzed with severe bra.. http://fk.cm/5231335

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Altercation leading to shooting." "Altercation leading to--" BLAM [Scary] http://fk.cm/5231278

Abraham Hicks - How much exercise do we need ? Part 1 http://bit.ly/aLq1VB

Food and Drug Administration says you shouldn't let pets chew on bones from your meals. Your dog wants less governmen.. http://fk.cm/5231168

Iran is increasing the number of paramilitary troops it sends to Venezuela in order to help that country defend itsel.. http://fk.cm/5229987

Ley de la Atraccion en Accion II Abraham-Hicks http://bit.ly/aLxSAv

It took 9 agencies to catch 8 people smoking dope at a 420 festival [Fail] http://fk.cm/5229998

Abraham Hicks - How much exercise do we need ? Part 2 http://bit.ly/b6MhtF

Nepal is the land of Mount Everest, the birth place of Lord Buddha, and soon-to-be top destination for gay honeymoon .. http://fk.cm/5229200

We have red light cameras, speed cameras, and stop sign cameras, so why not green light cameras? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5228894

Can Rapid Rewriter Help You Make Money On The Internet? http://bit.ly/aoLd9j

Don't bring a gun to a steam iron fight [Fail] http://fk.cm/5228746

Caption Vice President Biden at George Washington University [Caption] http://fk.cm/5228274

If you're drunk and stealing sand from the beach, make sure that you can actually drive it away. In related news: Ste.. http://fk.cm/5227986

Abraham Hicks - Choices http://bit.ly/bla2Dm

Worst. Parking. Job. Ever. And even the media agrees. (with video) [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5227926

Top ten paying jobs for women. Stripper surprisingly absent from the list [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5227984

If you are going to ground your sixteen year-old daughter and revoke her cell phone priviliges, make sure you take aw.. http://fk.cm/5227463

Abraham Hicks - Your job as a mentor - Part 2 http://bit.ly/bC0DEi

Queen urged to remove demented swan [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5226825

Jerry had a strong desire. How did it turn out? http://bit.ly/dq4FSs

It's one thing to sweep your landlord's death under the sofa to keep from getting evicted. It's something else altoge.. http://fk.cm/5226797

Abraham - Let us speak about your worthiness http://bit.ly/biNyuV

The news Adwords format is giving me a headache... Can't we leave simple enough alone?

Angry because the woman on Craigslist who wanted to have videotaped sex in a bear suit backed out and stopped respond.. http://fk.cm/5225524

Abraham Hicks - Your job as a mentor - Part 1 http://bit.ly/bauwwd

Desperate for lost sales tax revenue, North Carolina demands Amazon.com turn over all consumer records. Amazon.com de.. http://fk.cm/5225180

Fark's favorite state to start using crime prevention software to predict crimes before they happen. What can possibl.. http://fk.cm/5224883

Abraham Hicks - Teach children to trust their own Guidance System - Part 2 http://bit.ly/bOT40j

R.I.P. To Guru From Gangstarr! Thanks for the memories! http://ping.fm/AcEqn

Queensland police are not amused by Facebook page showing all their unmarked cars [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5224848

Man arrested after following woman around a Target store, exposing his buttocks and 'shaking it'. In other news, Wal-.. http://fk.cm/5224198

Man banned from driving after getting behind the wheel of a toy Barbie car while drunk [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5224096

New ash cloud appears headed toward Britain, threatens to improve weather [Followup] http://fk.cm/5223264

Abraham - Was he really in alignment with his business partner? http://bit.ly/a18y7n

Photoshop this aluminum area [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5213792

Migraine leaves woman with Chinese accent [Strange] http://fk.cm/5223234

Abraham Hicks - Changing the Past http://bit.ly/boQcMt

Seagal can avoid any testimony about his allegedly "unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal" by settling the .. http://fk.cm/5222476

Three things are certain in life: death, taxes and over due book fines, even for a dead president [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5222461

Man getting testicular cyst removed accidentally gets the volume discount [Scary] http://fk.cm/5221700

Some things you should never ask your parents to do for you. 1) Ask mom to call your work and tell them you're sick. .. http://fk.cm/5220918

Photoshop this rear gunner [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5212152

Theo Simms - Vibrational Beings (Ambient Alignment Mix) http://bit.ly/beiOsE

How much does a passenger-laden 767 with seized engines at 35,000 feet cost? Apparently not as much as the European e.. http://fk.cm/5220684

I'm stuck to my flying fox. I'm so very scared. Help [Scary] http://fk.cm/5220291

UN reports India has more cellular phones than toilets. Somehow priorities really went to pot there [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5220103

Authorities fighting spread of new drug "Sparkle" hampered by fact that they don't know what it is [Strange] http://fk.cm/5220107

Despite a $900,000 federal grant, state fails to capture its most wanted sex offender. Online journalist, using Googl.. http://fk.cm/5219617

Youngest person to row across Atlantic ate 300 candy bars, listened to 100 books on tape and is smokin' hot [Hero] http://fk.cm/5219670

Blog Talkradio: Qué es el "Vortex"? 4/18/10 Part 2 http://bit.ly/bTHDqq

If you see a bunch of armed men in a national park within sight of the Capitol building tomorrow, don't be alarmed. T.. http://fk.cm/5219203

You've been up all night drinking with your friends. Do you (a) make a fool of yourself in front of the opposite sex .. http://fk.cm/5218950

Here's a questionnaire to let you know what sort of unpowered superhero you are [Silly] http://fk.cm/5218536

Now that the feds may indict him, Sheriff Arpaio might run for governor of Arizona. "These left-wing groups and their.. http://fk.cm/5218462

Photoshop these subterranean test takers [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5211712

Colbert: "this is the warped creation of a syphilitic brain." (w/video) [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5218266

Eggs like you've never seen them. You'll have to bring your own bacon [Cool] http://fk.cm/5218054

Mayor compares himself to Jesus after getting caught peeing on a tree. "Yes two blokes got crucified this week ...and.. http://fk.cm/5217585

One meerkat's quest for love = SERIOUS BUSINESS [Weird] http://fk.cm/5217499

Oooh La La http://bit.ly/9Pz2pI

Tuxedo rental: $125. Limosine rental: $200/hr. Having to call your mom for a ride home because your rented limo was r.. http://fk.cm/5217002

Abraham Hicks - The Paradigm Shift (NEW) http://bit.ly/bKq8Jx

Boy brings rabid bat to elementary school for show-and-tell, orders round of shots for all his friends [Florida] http://fk.cm/5217312

There's a right way and a wrong way to clean your bong. This is the wrong way [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5217148

Photoshop these parachutes [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5209800

President Obama cancels trip to Poland over concerns with plowing his presidential plane through miles of hot Iceland.. http://fk.cm/5216580

Okay, got the pasta done. What's next in the recipe..."add salt and freshly ground black people." WHAT? [Fail] http://fk.cm/5216360

China quake death toll rises to 1339, frustrating submitters everywhere at missed chance for geeky pun [Followup] http://fk.cm/5216152

Photoshop this teacher in a tunnel [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5208076

Tire-shop man, Tire-shop man, Tire-shop man hates Barbershop man. They have a fight. Tire-shop wins. Tire-shop man [M.. http://fk.cm/5215694

TSA says there are no children under 12 on No Fly list. Except, of course, for those on the list [Fail] http://fk.cm/5215798

Not News: Dog plays doting dad to four kittens rejected by their mother. News: Dog was shot in the head three times a.. http://fk.cm/5211573

Jesus saves... comic strips from being mediocre [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5214996

Catholic church goes too far, now blames porn for child abuse scandal [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5215134

Survivor: Treehouse [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5214907

Photoshop this control center [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5206641

Dieting increases your chances of getting heart disease and cancer. But you'll leave behind a great looking corpse [I.. http://fk.cm/5214682

Russian pilot gets lost and crashes before he could ask for directions from the driver of the tractor he hit [Weird] http://fk.cm/5214165

The truth is that fluoridation and the proclaimed benefit of fluoride as a way of preventing dental decay is perhaps .. http://fk.cm/5214095

Best Daily Show Clip EVAR, featuring the only guy out there that can make Jon Stewart beg for mercy [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5214130

10 traits that will come in handy during any apocalypse [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5213068

20-foot inflatable colon is the butt of many jokes [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5212416

Photoshop these lovely lanes [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5202122

Twenty-year-old woman becomes first person ever to be banned from every pub and club in Britain [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5211802

"I'm not going to lie. I was excited to get the pig fetus in the mail" [Weird] http://fk.cm/5211945

Abraham Hicks - Schizophrenia http://bit.ly/9dw6OX

Photoshop these clear containers [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5201713

Underoos were great when you were a kid. But now, Target will be carrying a large assortment of licensed underwear, w.. http://fk.cm/5211349

Abraham - To get what you want, line up the energy first, then take action http://bit.ly/aOuDge

When Jennifer Nicholas sees television shows or movies where characters "hook up" or have sex with "friends with bene.. http://fk.cm/5211111

Abraham Hicks - Are you a lover or a hater ? http://bit.ly/aRREEW

Dear Tenant, we just raised your rent as insurance in the event you die [Asinine] http://fk.cm/5210949

Topless woman wins fight with her landlord. Giggity [Cool] http://fk.cm/5210670

Abraham Hicks - Karma, sympathy and charity http://bit.ly/9lCYKq

An iPhone. An air conditioner. Dirty underpants. A sock-wearing mannequin. Thousands of cigarette butts. A pregnancy .. http://fk.cm/5210183

Hawks vs. Bucks playoff game Saturday (4/17) for Free if you are interested in becoming a Big Brother. PM me if you are interested....

Beards build trust, unless you're an underwear model [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5209666

Eliot Spitzer: a three-hooker-a-day kind of guy [Hero] http://fk.cm/5208909

Abraham Hicks - Instead of death penalty http://bit.ly/caJGji

Scientists create a bulletproof t-shirt by adding a 4th wolf [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5208264

It goes without saying not to use a loaded gun as a sex toy during foreplay [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5208020

Good news: Somebody comes up with something original for Hollywood. Bad news: Building mansions around the Hollywood .. http://fk.cm/5208216

Homeowner gets upset when neighbors complain about his new deck, so he decides to really give them something to whine.. http://fk.cm/5208095

Theme of Farktography Contest No. 258: "One is the Loneliest Number". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week'.. http://fk.cm/5207804

Man arrested for exposing himself to young girls is also known to throw stones at passing cars. Clearly, this guy lik.. http://fk.cm/5207036

Icelandic authorities evacuated about sadkjnueriuanj people early Wednesday when a vanjfjfnfnekenfn erupted beneath t.. http://fk.cm/5207383

Photoshop this coach having a conniption [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5197585

Can The Rank Decoding Engine Software Guarantee Top Search Engine Placement? http://bit.ly/9n28oE #business #marketing

New York dating coach teaches nice guys how pick up chicks, score an 8.9 on Hot or Not, and have enough time to hit t.. http://fk.cm/5206226

Police bust 3rd grader for suspected heroin dealing. Next, on Thomas the Trainspotter [Weird] http://fk.cm/5205472

Old and busted: Wonder Bra. New and bottoms up: Wonder Pants. Fark: For men [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5205214

BBC implements Fark headline filters [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5205227

Abraham Hicks - Filters of energy http://bit.ly/9f7jYD

Copper piping stolen from hrch [Weird] http://fk.cm/5204706

"Health Reform is a BFD" wins the official T-shirt contest - and they actually admit it and put it on sale [Cool] http://fk.cm/5204352

Abraham Hicks - Who is doing the cleaning ? - Part 1 http://bit.ly/b2UYAs

Spirit Airlines' $45 carry-on fee meets some resistance. Crazy [Followup] http://fk.cm/5204179

Abraham: HOW SOURCE SEES NATURAL DISASTERS - Esther & Jerry Hicks http://bit.ly/9VApdx

Today: Parents hire "evil clown" to stalk, harass kids at birthday parties. Next week: Traumatized precious snowflake.. http://fk.cm/5204414

China scores a 6.9 in the tectonolympics [Scary] http://fk.cm/5204423

Abraham Hicks - Who is doing the cleaning ? - Part 2 http://bit.ly/agZKk7

Photoshop this bottle microphone [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5194790

Abraham Hicks - Molding the Energy http://bit.ly/cpHsPK

♫ This is what it sounds like, when frogs cry ♫ [Strange] http://fk.cm/5203241

Bettie Page, FBI Consultant. Offered expert guidance on whips, paddles, rawhide, ropes. Giggety [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5203200

NJ Gov Christie is demanding the teacher's union fire an official because he wrote a memo that referred to Christie a.. http://fk.cm/5202126

Abraham Hicks - Teach children to trust their own Guidance System - Part 1 http://bit.ly/aFZTbq

Ouch: Police shoot man with 50,000-volt Taser. Farkin Ouch: after he suffers epileptic seizure on the floor in a gym .. http://fk.cm/5202375

Iranian official: We'll be nuclear in a month. But we'll only use it for electricity and food irradiation. And maybe .. http://fk.cm/5201909

Abraham Hicks - Faith http://bit.ly/9VzpFn

What happens when a Christian morals-first pharmacy doesn't sell birth control, condoms, porn, tobacco or makeup? Wel.. http://fk.cm/5201478

Abraham Hicks -Which career is best ? http://bit.ly/9cO7sX

For perhaps the first time in history, police are clueless as to whether a spraypainted goat has been attacked by com.. http://fk.cm/5200632

Fugitives on the run try to pull the wool over the eyes of the cops by pulling the wool over their eyes and hiding in.. http://fk.cm/5200918

If you're gonna steal someone's ID in order to steal unemployment benefits, make sure that person isn't on trial for .. http://fk.cm/5200506

Pens to erect big screen outside arena for playoffs. Yeah, I read that wrong the first time too [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5199969

What my inner being most wants me to know http://bit.ly/doUu6R

Catholic bishop fingers the Jews for the child molestation scandal. With oddly literal graphic of what "fingering the.. http://fk.cm/5199710

Abraham - Assorted great questions and Abraham makes a joke (Part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/dCgYeK

Tips on how to fight an IRS audit. Attempted bribery (especially with pizza) notably absent [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5198838

Mom always said, "Just because you're preparing for the apocalyptic End Times war, doesn't mean you can't get a job.".. http://fk.cm/5198788

The Seven most horrifying things ever discovered in a human body [Scary] http://fk.cm/5198859

Abraham - Its not what you eat, its your alignment with what you are eating (Part 2 of 2) http://bit.ly/bNTw4m

Chinese scientists find cure for cancer. Of course, since it's China, it involves tainting your blood with toxic meta.. http://fk.cm/5197641

What Does Cell Phone GPS Tracking Have To Do With Mobile Phone Advertising With Ad Pods? http://bit.ly/bKboC3

Don't worry Virginia, if you want to recognize April as "Confederate History Month", you go ahead. Mississippi's got .. http://fk.cm/5197844

America's real religion: The belief that everything is someone else's fault [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5197677

Driver blames UFO for failure to pay parking fine [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5197230

Idi Amin's son charged with grievous bodily harm. Prosecutors will probably offer him a deal, but they aren't sure if.. http://fk.cm/5197337

Cow skips the step in the food chain called "Taco Bell", goes straight for the Sewer Pipe instead. Bonus: Beefy Pic g.. http://fk.cm/5197108

New York's latest annoying item is a) homeless beggars? b) lack of services? or c) tip jars? [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5196822

Photoshop this curved line [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5188816

There is cross-dressing, trash-eating homeless man in Berkeley who hates you [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5196221

Abraham Hicks - Spring Loaded http://bit.ly/a2ytG7

New York hipsters too busy growing neckbeards and listening to godawful indie music to fill out census form [Stupid] http://fk.cm/5196301

Since I'm a fellow lefty, I'm not too upset that Tiger did not win. Congrats to Senor Mickelson!

In a rare occurrence for Fark, a story about stalking and a big snake ends with the survival of kittens [Florida] http://fk.cm/5196041

In order to feel less stressed in the classroom, teachers are now using microphones to get kids' attention. "Hey, goo.. http://fk.cm/5195758

But ossifer, I'm the mife of the wayor [Florida] http://fk.cm/5195494

When trying to bring mowers across the border, one should clean the grass from them first [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5195150

Abraham Hicks - Fake it till you make it http://bit.ly/cqUDf2

The five most awesome jailbreaks you've never heard of (bonus: not a slideshow) [Cool] http://fk.cm/5194721

Man dies after SUV and bicycle collide. Fark: not the cyclist [Strange] http://fk.cm/5194898

Since no one else feels like doing it, Richard Dawkins to charge the leader of an international child prostitution ri.. http://fk.cm/5194687

Abraham Hicks - Spring Loaded http://bit.ly/aHijuE

Photoshop this castle [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5187436

Judge spares repeat drunk driver jail time in 1998. Eleven years later, same drunk driver veers into oncoming traffic.. http://fk.cm/5194022

Abraham Hicks - Unconventional Love http://bit.ly/aGEr2s

Jehovah's Witness knocked on the wrong door, gets a haymaker to the face from, wait for it, a Catholic priest [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5194298

Abraham Hicks - How to communicate with the Source http://bit.ly/95Mqkc

"Atheism is not a belief system any more than not liking chess is a hobby." Now if you'll excuse me, subby has to go .. http://fk.cm/5193619

Photoshop these birds of a feather [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5182947

Man escapes fiery crash, says "40,000 pounds of frozen chicken saved my life." Truckers say the darnedest things [Spi.. http://fk.cm/5193417

Federal stimulus includes $2 million to set Massachusetts on fire [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5193197

Co-founder of the American Restroom Association says airline's decision to use coin-operated toilets in airplanes may.. http://fk.cm/5193169

Abraham Hicks - Dealing with creative block - Part 1 http://bit.ly/amNjAO

If you're going to let your kids play outside in nothing but their diapers, you probably shouldn't be wearing a t-shi.. http://fk.cm/5192187

Four missing West Virginia miners found dead, final death toll at 29 [Followup] http://fk.cm/5192761

Abraham Hicks - Dealing with creative block - Part 3 http://bit.ly/9sorAD

Navy bans smoking on submarines. Wait, you can smoke on a submarine? [Weird] http://fk.cm/5192343

It takes one to tango http://bit.ly/917Ee0

Photoshop this wascally wabbit [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5178381

Sir Edmund Hillary's ashes won't Everest on world's highest mountain [Sad] http://fk.cm/5192621

Abraham Hicks - Dealing with creative block - Part 2 http://bit.ly/alk7Ze

The brave man's solution to baldness - with a photo that will probably cause underpants to be drenched from uncontrol.. http://fk.cm/5192145

ABRAHAM AND ME: Writing Lists To Manifest Your Stuff http://bit.ly/9mX7tl

The house next door is on fire. Do you: a) Call 911, b) alert other neighbors, or c) get the gorilla suit on? [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5192070

If you're a vegan, it's okay to eat oysters [PSA] http://fk.cm/5190948

Can You Improve Targeted Web Site Traffic With Sacred Email Marketing Secrets? http://bit.ly/aaxlnW

Soliciting sex from someone you think is a 13-year old girl is a very bad idea, just ask this former assistant police.. http://fk.cm/5191118

"It's 106 miles to the Chicago Fark Party AWpocalypse, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dar.. http://fk.cm/5190925

Photoshop this whale watch [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5177015

When trying to win back your ex, it's probably not a good idea to have a friend "mug" her so that you can save the da.. http://fk.cm/5189624

ABRAHAM AND ME: Did They Really Attract It http://bit.ly/dqFouL

Not news: Drunk driver veers off the road. News: Onto a practice driving track. Fark: That was currently in use by co.. http://fk.cm/5189206

Abraham-Hicks - Rampage of Invecibility http://bit.ly/bU4PmP

Sixth grader gives some of his mom's jewelry to a girl in his class. Mom finds out and says, "Awww." Just kidding,... http://fk.cm/5188681

Author recounts the last days of Hitler's favorite little girl. And, no, she did Nazi it coming [Sad] http://fk.cm/5188950

Man falls 30' saving suicidal woman, cushions her impact with his body, huge brass balls [Hero] http://fk.cm/5188674

California approves "Reagan Day", a holiday where we'll max out our credit cards, give guns to the local mosque, fark.. http://fk.cm/5188211

"Obama Eyes Interns." First he repeats all of Bush's mistakes; now he's imitating Clinton [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5188308

Abraham-Hicks: His Desire Has Not Manifested Fast Enough http://bit.ly/bteABG

Photoshop this log lug [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5175306

"Keep Pot Illegal." Who has that bumper sticker: (a) Republicans, (b) your dad, or (c) Northern California pot grower.. http://fk.cm/5187431

Abraham - Achieving success is your natural birthright http://bit.ly/9SmkSX

World's dumbest man calls police after finding crop of marijuana growing in his own backyard [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/5187017

If you can tell the difference between human bones and a piece of wood, then you're already overqualified for the Swe.. http://fk.cm/5185837

China tells GTFO to get the fark out [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5186959

Abraham - Is Abraham like Buddha? http://bit.ly/c0StDn

So the Qatari diplomatic isn't a suicide bomber; he's just an asshat who thinks his diplomatic credentials allow him .. http://fk.cm/5185339

Women spend two years and 10 months of their lives shopping, according to a study conducted by Sinbad [Scary] http://fk.cm/5185203

The lane in Spain is mainly this dame's bane [Sad] http://fk.cm/5185009

Abraham-Hicks: She's Not Sure Where Her Resistance Is http://bit.ly/9L7OOt

Today's media fearmongering story: sleepwalkers can kill you [Scary] http://fk.cm/5185175

What's the point of assigning your security force submachine guns and then altering them to be semi-automatic only? B.. http://fk.cm/5184816

Rare blue diamond sells for 6.4 million dollars. Would you like that in paper or plastic, Mrs. Woods? [Cool] http://fk.cm/5184013

Phuket landlord electrocuted. If only there was an exclamation for him to express his dismay [Sad] http://fk.cm/5184026

41 years ago, the Supreme Court struck down laws banning private possession of obscenity, paving the way for the inte.. http://fk.cm/5182790

With nothing else left on their agenda, local city council bans feeding of ducks in parks. I feel safer already [Asin.. http://fk.cm/5183081

Abraham Hicks - Guardian angels or the call of Source ? http://bit.ly/ccFvuI

Photoshop this busy clockface [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5170670

County commissioners openly invite Hollywood to blow up the old Tampa Bay bridge [Florida] http://fk.cm/5182011

Appeals court reinstates murder charges against drive-in bookstore trucker saying he should have read warning signs t.. http://fk.cm/5182051

Caribbean Cruise 2010 http://bit.ly/drfJNd

Armless woman sews with feet. You gotta hand it to her [Cool] http://fk.cm/5181527

Old and busted: earthquakes caused by government satellites. New hotness: earthquakes caused by Deepak Chopra [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5181594

Abraham Hicks-Collective Inner Being - Part 1 http://bit.ly/dcoASH

Man convicted of $1 million Medicaid fraud involving adult diapers. Will he do hard time or be pampered? Depends [Dum.. http://fk.cm/5181216

Latest research shows that eating fruits and veggies does NOT prevent cancer. Fark it, I'm going back to my bacon and.. http://fk.cm/5180743

Veterans Affairs to Veteran: You have PTSD. Veteran: Can I haz my benefits then? Veterans Affairs: Prove you have PTS.. http://fk.cm/5180368

♫ It's time to put on makeup ♫ It's time to dress up right ♫ I said, it's time to dress up right ♫ DAMMIT, DRESS UP R.. http://fk.cm/5180826

Mine operator had 57 safety violations last month & refused a legally required ventilation system upgrade that would .. http://fk.cm/5180212

Abraham Hicks - How to communicate best with others ? http://bit.ly/b5Dz3O

Farker's friend is battling liver cancer; please Photoshop her dog (DIT) [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5170187

Abraham Hicks Inspired My goal is to feel good - Medium.m4v http://bit.ly/aSu78z

"Pro-life" activist arrested after threatening to use deadly force to close abortion clinic [Ironic] http://fk.cm/5178896

Bank manager never even noticed that the bank was being robbed and all of her employees were locked in the vault [Dum.. http://fk.cm/5178723

Abraham Hicks-Collective Inner Being - Part 2 http://bit.ly/a9FwkK

A bad father leaves his kids unattended in the car for two hours. But it takes a Father of the Year candidate to leav.. http://fk.cm/5178276

Photoshop this watering of the girls [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5169693

You know, the thing about a wombat... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, do.. http://fk.cm/5177724

Esther Hicks-Abraham Ley de atracción en acción 4 (español) http://bit.ly/axXfCE

Don't smoke weed, go for a drive with your 5-month-old baby, run through multiple "road closed" signs, launch your ca.. http://fk.cm/5177692

A politician wants to build a giant religious statue on top of a remote mountain to lure pilgrims to the Australian b.. http://fk.cm/5177748

The Butler didn't do it [NewsFlash] http://fk.cm/5177807

Duke vs. Butler 2010 NCAA Championship = Classic!

Duke is the first team to pass 60 points in a game against Butler. Does it matter? We shall see....

It's raining Threeeez!

Ear nearly cut off in machete attack. I SAID, "EAR NEARLY CUT OFF IN MACHETE ATTACK." [Scary] http://fk.cm/5177117

RT @erier2003: Fmr. Pres. Logan's back w/Russian contacts, Jack & Renee get intimate, Hassan's widow does something dangerous. #24 keeps on.

Excellent staging....Renee will get shot....#24 (hopefully not)

Butler ahead? It's hectic on both channels! #24 #duke

the prez won't break down/neither did schuyer! #24 #duke

RT @j_bauer: Cole: "Can I have my ring back? " #24

I must admit Dana is a lot better than the mole from last year.... #24

Now it's time to switch b/t 24 & the Dookies....Go ACC! #24

RT @jimstroud RT @ekivemark: #24 Now the President is working for Jack Bauer. <-- As it should be.

eye h8 2 say it, but Weiss did help save NYC...#24

RT @MrVegasNYC: (via @jimstroud) A sign of TRUE friendship is taking someone's call during #24 - im only a friend during commercials lol

7 seconds before the blast? Will Butler also win with 7 seconds left on the clock tonight?? #24

Process 21 "Reclaiming ones Natural State of Health" (Part 2) http://bit.ly/cS4Lhg

Feds to test come-and-go-as-you-please work environment. Joe Biden looking forward to mid-morning nap time [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/5176717

OMG! 2 hrs of 24 and the NCAA Championship?? Tonight will be Awesome! #24

Not News: Celebrity stalker sets his sights on Ivanka Trump. News: And he's just been released on bail. Fark.com: So,.. http://fk.cm/5176886

You'll be pleased to know that federal prosecutors have determind that while AIG did damn nearly collapse the US econ.. http://fk.cm/5175871

Our Lady of the Blessed Tax Exemption [Silly] http://fk.cm/5176303

Historic newspapers found in basement. It's not news, it's -- oh [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5175674

6 - "La Legge dell'Attrazione" - L'onnipresente "Sistema di Guida Emotivo" http://bit.ly/baceO0

Last week: San Francisco's crime lab rocked by allegations of internal drug-skimming. This week: San Francisco's crim.. http://fk.cm/5174993

McNabb strong-arms his way to D.C. http://bit.ly/9bHfgZ

6 - "La Legge dell'Attrazione" - L'onnipresente "Sistema di Guida Emotivo" http://bit.ly/b8OsnY

Journalism 101, make your lead sentence interesting: "A Thai police force has begun taking a monkey dressed in office.. http://fk.cm/5174243

Clooney strikes again [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5174648

Photoshop this theater doll [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5163888

Photoshop this very important dinner party [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5159883

Wharrgarbl alert: "OMG this is the FIFTH straight year Google hasn't done an Easter theme on its homepage EVERYBODY B.. http://fk.cm/5173719

Abraham - Rascal Friends http://bit.ly/buK9nR

The rhubarb famine of 2010. Never forget [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5173648

Millionaire finds hooker online and gives her £60k to start new life, shocked when she takes the money and runs [Dumb.. http://fk.cm/5173452

What the top U.S. companies pay in taxes. Yes, you pay more [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5172809

For the first time in more than a century, the Ritz Hotel has loosened its dress code and will allow men to dine in i.. http://fk.cm/5172758

What may possibly be the greatest fast food sandwich in the history of grease goes nationwide April 12 [Hero] http://fk.cm/5172546

12-year-old girl scribbles on school desk with erasable marker. School calls cops who decided it was an arrestable of.. http://fk.cm/5172400

Lord bless this doughnut as symbol for Easter. Well at least it's holy [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5172454

Burger King 'crazy' ad offends crazy people [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5172027

Two dozen naked women march in Portland, Maine. Organizer "enraged" that a thousand ogling men showed up to ogle and .. http://fk.cm/5172029

Esther Hicks-Abraham Actor rechazado en una audición (español) http://bit.ly/9mHifb

Photoshop this helping hand [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5156524

Butler?? Really? Who really had them going to the championship?

Abraham Hicks - What if your the mentor? http://bit.ly/aVonxd

Clark Kellogg didn't throw the game of POTUS against President Obama. He lost fair and square!

Obama declare entire state of Rhode Island a disaster area. Anyone that has ever been to Rhode Island knows this is n.. http://fk.cm/5171330

Photoshop this guy with all the latest tech [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5155788

~Abraham-Hicks~ ❤ It is GOOD to feel GOOD ❤ http://bit.ly/ayRRgx

Elton John, who has apparently never seen a single episode of Scooby Do, announces he's going ahead with his concert .. http://fk.cm/5171045

Your favorite book SUCKS: one-star Amazon reviews of the classics. "It is because of this horrid book that I eat saus.. http://fk.cm/5170683

A little girl is NOT in shock and awe upon meeting Pres. Obama. For some reason this is big time news. Get ready to h.. http://fk.cm/5170783

Man calls police for help getting out of the closed karaoke bar he passed out in the night before [Amusing] http://fk.cm/5169247

What's worse then driving drunk with a 5 months old baby and crashing into a tree? Leaving the scence and coaching yo.. http://fk.cm/5169505

Abraham Hicks Esther .- Realidad vs Realidad vibratoria (español) http://bit.ly/bA5eft

The latest food item that can be contaminated with salmonella is ... bird feeders. EVERYBIRDY PANIC [Weird] http://fk.cm/5170064

A country that used to covertly send weapons to Afghanistan is concerned that a new country is covertly sending weapo.. http://fk.cm/5170172

"Mumps-related testicle problems rampant." Aw, nuts [Scary] http://fk.cm/5169383

Abraham Hicks http://bit.ly/bqjbZY

Photoshop this secure stay [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5152556

Body piercing may be a sign of anti-social behavior, mental illness, smoking and drinking, and generally not being a .. http://fk.cm/5168558

Just to be sure every ounce of fight is drained from your body, women are now setting up their husbands on dates with.. http://fk.cm/5168264

Because who DOESN'T want to watch a live camera feed of puppies on a Friday? [Sappy] http://fk.cm/5168510

Found: 300 year old version of Penthouse forum [Cool] http://fk.cm/5167753

Abraham Hicks sobre comida natural.flv http://bit.ly/bOzBX6

Please help get my kids' Pepsi Refresh Project approved with your votes--you can vote once per day--help me Farkers--.. http://fk.cm/5166704

Here's an Indian Eagle Owl chick that was born recentAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF IS THAT THING, NUKE IT FROM ORBIT BE.. http://fk.cm/5167259

Bogus breast business booms, boastful Brits brag. Belligerent bankruptcies bother boisterous bosom buyers? Balderdash.. http://fk.cm/5167109

Anti-capitalist Nanny State allows one of the UK's largest home improvement chains to open on Easter even though it's.. http://fk.cm/5167177

Photoshop Theme: April Fool [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5150741

Sherpa to drag Sir Edmund Hillary's ass up Mt. Everest one last time [Sad] http://fk.cm/5165993

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella http://bit.ly/du4kNs

Unemployment numbers will remain "terribly high for a very long time." You better Hope this Changes [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5166383

Photoshop these block-like balconies [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/5150615

Five pirates onboard a skiff target the USS Nicholas. Something tells me they didn't think their cunning plan through.. http://fk.cm/5165320

In 10 DAYS, the Greatest Fark Party of all time will take place in Chicago, IL on April 10th at Casey Moran's 8pm. Wi.. http://fk.cm/5163458

Obese men at higher risk in crashes, unlike the people who happen to be sitting behind them [Obvious] http://fk.cm/5164623

Abraham-Hicks: Is there a hangover in party goers Vortex? http://bit.ly/bFx0xv

Mississippi ACLU rejects $20,000 donation for alternative lesbian high school prom because the money has icky atheist.. http://fk.cm/5164224

US television networks have no problem with graphic violence, salacious housewives and fake-breasted women eating ... http://fk.cm/5163915

Meterologist loses ear on the job when attacked by machete wielding Samoan. Federal charges forecast [Interesting] http://fk.cm/5163997