Wednesday, September 30, 2009
1100 Pills of E? Check. 32 grams of coke? Check. Xanax, marijuana and crack? Check. Zero prison time because it.. http://bit.ly/13OmU4
Once, again, lucky mayor "wins" 50K jackpot at friend's electronic bingo hall [Unlikely] http://bit.ly/4exHgW
Father and son busted for stealing elevator parts. "OK. You got me. We were stealing elevator parts." [Strange] http://bit.ly/d5b81
Washington Redskins wage war against the Swine Flu and use a special spray to rid their training complex and of.. http://bit.ly/cPpSn
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Gone are the days of baby Michael, Justin, Jason and Jordan. Here are the days of baby Aiden, Jayden, Kaiden an.. http://bit.ly/rDrrx
Cheerleaders protest after they're told they can't hang banners with religious quotes at a high school football.. http://bit.ly/WLXRX
500-carat diamond found at S. African mine. Only 437 children died mining it [Stupid] http://bit.ly/2kwzdJ
Playboy model and talk radio host have their profiles reinstated on Facebook. "It was horrible, absolutely horr.. http://bit.ly/1FbFD2
For a more efficient service, please alight at the next stop where a team of heavily drugged sloths will drag y.. http://bit.ly/7FdyU
Bad: Sinkhole opens in middle of street and is blocked off. Worse: Someone removed the construction barrels and.. http://bit.ly/4RV0N
Monday, September 28, 2009
New "give heroin to heroin addicts" style of treatment is working in Britain. The only way it would work in the.. http://bit.ly/16Ahzd
Having never been to fark, the EPA had no idea aging caulk in schools was a problem [Obvious] http://bit.ly/4VLOG
The cutest picture of a frog glowing after swallowing a Christmas light bulb you will see...maybe ever [Strange] http://bit.ly/4YUJI
Tourists are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediter.. http://bit.ly/3sFEvE
Pastor decides to come out of the closet and tell everyone he wasn't always a man, baby [Interesting] http://bit.ly/3I8cq
G20 world leader to Obama: "We don't understand it. You're trying to make sure everybody has health care and th.. http://bit.ly/pmTKB
Sunday, September 27, 2009
President Bush denied JK Rowling Medal of Freedom because her books promoted witchcraft; reading books right si.. http://bit.ly/Aekm1
109-year-old woman...damn straight she drinks...tries soccer for the first time, puts the ball in the back of t.. http://bit.ly/RfVAc
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Best of BlogHer: Great American Apparel Diet, Hunger Challenge, Green Fashion Week http://bit.ly/RmiNG
More and more employers are investigating why their employees are out of shape, and they've come to the conclusi.. http://bit.ly/1b9y4Q
More couples are choosing IVF. Not to have multiple births, but to insure the perfect child. This is not a repea.. http://bit.ly/pATfN
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
More proof God is dead: snake with a foot growing out of it found clinging to a bedroom wall [Scary] http://bit.ly/ZWere
Census worker found hung, with the word "fed" scrawled into his chest. Hey, at least we know he ate before he di.. http://bit.ly/16x8Wz
The most exciting thing to happen in Iowa since...well, ever: a pig manages to escape a truck and roam I-80 (w/s.. http://bit.ly/h58av
'Fingerprints' identify cheetahs. Impalas hoping to reduce violent crime by 2015 [Cool] http://bit.ly/Re4Ve
America under attack. Gun battle rages on the U.S.-Mexico border as President Obama prepares to send the U.S. Ca.. http://bit.ly/1ltJf
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Funny how you never hear about a phone number advertised for a phone sex line actually going to a resource to he.. http://bit.ly/AyLTh
French authorities want photo-altered models to come with warning labels as well as penalties if you rip the tag.. http://bit.ly/3rCPTS
Census says there are 150,000 gay married couples, estimated to be about twice the number of happy hetero marrie.. http://bit.ly/PYO3l
You know that it just isn't your day when you're mugged for your pants, you comply, and then after being told to.. http://bit.ly/mu0Cq
New Jersey high school senior girls publish a "slut list" every year as part of a freshman hazing ritual [Stupid] http://bit.ly/M2zEj
Woman reports own son to police for rolling a joint with a page from a bible. Holy Smokes [Stupid] http://bit.ly/PWmVI
Monday, September 21, 2009
Letter firing Orly Taitz from further representation probably a forgery, says Orly Taitz. This headline has not .. http://bit.ly/ljPPG
The couple's 18-year-old daughter found her mother dead on the kitchen floor while her father, wearing women's c.. http://bit.ly/WuWmj
Where items confiscated by the TSA go... Or, what happened to your Tide Stain Pen when it was taken from you in .. http://bit.ly/U4xlK
Great Jay Z/Andrew Marr in-depth interview of BBC. I've never seen this type of coverage in the States...http://bit.ly/2g4dO #musicmonday
Swa, will the djs play this in Munchen @Oktoberfest like DJ Benji B at WMC? http://bit.ly/25ai2W Billy Ocean? ;) #musicmonday
"Public drunkenness makes every British city horrible after 11pm. Really, really horrible. So horrible tourists .. http://bit.ly/k6gCN
♫ Bananana in Taaaanzania. ♪ Bananana. Rwanda too. ♪ Bananana. in Taaaanzania Uganda Rwanda good old Kenya too.♫.. http://bit.ly/XsB4a
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Seriously people, stop impersonating officers when pulled over for a traffic stop. It doesn't work [Dumbass] http://bit.ly/B7F3C
Man shoots hunting partner because he thought he was a squirrel. That's nuts [Fail] http://bit.ly/19QOFO
Although a convenient location to get to, a highway median is a very supsicious place to grow marijuana [PSA] http://bit.ly/16DNGP
In Australia you can name your child Metallica or God Bless, but not Jesus Christ or Ned Kelly [Strange] http://bit.ly/1fIulf
Eating contest features "4-ounce burritos... each weighing about a quarter of a pound" [Hero] http://bit.ly/2UjjPZ
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Woman in her 80's hits the gas instead of the brake and crashes through bakery. Dough [Fail] http://bit.ly/FYQWh
50-minute commute turns into two-day ordeal. Surprisingly, this story has nothing to do with Amtrak [Interesting] http://bit.ly/4WvXF
This Satarrrday is "Talk Like a Pirate Day." Here's how it all began ye scurvy dog [Amusing] http://bit.ly/wbLEd
Forbes' list of America's most entertaining cities. Citizens of Hazelton, Pennsylvania knock over new playground.. http://bit.ly/CScdR
Chef Jamie Oliver travels to Huntington, West Virginia - "the fattest town on Earth" - in hopes that his cooking.. http://bit.ly/NkUvF
"We're guessing that a majority of these correct submissions came as a result of master sleuthing on Fark.com (t.. http://bit.ly/47IZc
Friday, September 18, 2009
What do the Mediterranean Monk Seal, the Sumatran Water Shrew, and the Western Whiny Atheist have in common? [In.. http://bit.ly/1v5LA6
Long-lost "Flintstones" house finally uncovered in Portugal. Woolly mammoth vacuum cleaner and pelican washing m.. http://bit.ly/4mhZdr
Abraham Hicks - Su Vórtice continúa yendo a lugares mejores - SubtÃtulos en Español http://bit.ly/G3Xyu
"I'm a gulper, I gulp stuff, I always have," says man with chunk of plastic stuck in his lung [Strange] http://bit.ly/18YpKy
Moob Jobs more popular than ever with British men, while dieting, keeping dental appointments still considered ".. http://bit.ly/mDeok
Half the garbage collected from Britain's highest mountain found to be banana peels discarded by mountaineers ta.. http://bit.ly/lBNnK
Don't think of them as homeless people, think of them as an enormous, dirty incubator for swine flu [Scary] http://bit.ly/KNIvK
Headline: "5 Sweet New Rides For Under $12K". Reality: "Nope, nope, nope, nope, and nope" [Obvious] http://bit.ly/8fLo4
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Did people not learnanything from Doctor Who in the Green Death? Fake meat grown from fungus is a BAD idea [Sick] http://bit.ly/2AXJ9
The cow came back the very next day, the cow came back, they thought he was a goner [Silly] http://bit.ly/2meKym
The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission says EMPs are bad, so we should build a metal shield over our cities or.. http://bit.ly/37NYev
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Wisconsin bill would require kindergarten. Giving our kids an extra year to practice their graffiti skills [Inte.. http://bit.ly/6jqgm
Tonight, on the most boring episode of COPS ever, a speed camera van makes an unsignaled lane change on the way .. http://bit.ly/194nHt
The city of Waterville, Maine may allow residents to have a cock and pullet, but not if they're naked [Obvious] http://bit.ly/SgtAr
Woman sues debt collectors for giving her husband a heart attack. Bonus: Recordings of truly unbelievable calls .. http://bit.ly/sNOa8
Riot breaks out in the parking lot of the Sons of Norway Oslo Lodge Hall. Instigators last seen driving away in .. http://bit.ly/2RXmiI
Construction of the North Stewart Street Extension from East John Street to North Roop Street is continuing. Lon.. http://bit.ly/zL7uF
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
To complete another trifecta: The nicest picture from orbit of the super typhoon Choi-wan you'll see today [Inte.. http://bit.ly/IQH9q
Man suffering from appliance confusion starts fire while drying his jacket in a microwave [Stupid] http://bit.ly/3iAHhe
Here is your WTF headline for the day, "Naked man foils car theft, nabs suspect for Boulder police" [Spiffy] http://bit.ly/1oRdB
Adulterers in Indonesian province can now be stoned, unlike the United States, where adultery occasionally follo.. http://bit.ly/boCmj
President Obama calls Kanye West "jackass." Kanye responds by claiming Obama doesn't care about black people [Ob.. http://bit.ly/14qIdI
Monday, September 14, 2009
Nature adopts new synergy-based business model as flesh-eating sharks drive tourists back towards beaches with f.. http://bit.ly/GFdaN
Farker PattonX (Joe Peacock) got his funny book published. Drew wrote the foreword, so you know it's good. Lets .. http://bit.ly/2bMlw1
If there's one thing guaranteed to make Farkers sit up and take notice it's this: Climate change is ruining our .. http://bit.ly/YPSHA
Osama Bin Laden calls President Obama a liar from the floor of his cave. House Speaker expected to call for a vo.. http://bit.ly/21DSR5
When you're drunk and pulling into a gas station to refuel a stolen car, you probably don't want to draw attenti.. http://bit.ly/gT64r
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Pennsylvania game commission deadlocked on whether to allow hunters to use crossbows. The issue is causing all k.. http://bit.ly/2y4Ftq
"People are canceling their newspaper subscriptions every day. They want news." [Interesting] http://bit.ly/5hUPa
Nobel Prize winner and "World's Greatest Human" Norman Borlaug, who prevented over a billion deaths from hunger,.. http://bit.ly/z8Bi0
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Health board bawks on city ordinance. No ruffled feathers, just don't give a cluck. Hens, the headline [Misc] http://bit.ly/AK9Ou
Best crime ever with hot mugshot awesomesess. Why does this never happen to me [Amusing] http://bit.ly/XzUBZ
"Super-extreme" stilettos making a comback: "Some of our customers will go grocery shopping in four-plus inches .. http://bit.ly/14c4Cu
Shrinking Arctic ice has resulted in a shortcut between Asia and Europe. See, Global Warming can do something go.. http://bit.ly/18f56g
Friday, September 11, 2009
Segway inventor Dean Kamen's Slingshot turns raw sewage into clean water. For his next trick, he'll turn it into.. http://bit.ly/24cB7Q
Members of high school football team make inappropriate gesture in team picture. There's a shocker [Obvious] http://bit.ly/19Skgh
Jealous husband who killed his wife after she changed her facebook status is sentenced to a lifetime of being po.. http://bit.ly/RWZeU
BOOM goes the dynamite. Homemade speaker puts some bass in the face of the local bomb squad [Weird] http://bit.ly/oacaY
Worst "Tweens forced at gunpoint to strip down to their underwear and perform jumping jacks" article you'll read.. http://bit.ly/FKvTu
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Cop fired for using pepper spray on 61-year-old woman...after he stopped her for having over-tinted windows [Dum.. http://bit.ly/1QmRtI
State seizes man's 500 turtles. Court orders them returned. State returns the turtles... well except for the 300.. http://bit.ly/2N8Bxu
Elderly woman who had a role in decapitating her husband wants 100 year sentence reduced. What's 100 years when .. http://bit.ly/2vvnk7
Youth minister prevents teen from having sex with his girlfriend by having sex with him herself [Dumbass] http://bit.ly/uOVs8
Police searching for robbers whose disguises include wearing child safety seats and beautician's sinks on their .. http://bit.ly/5fVxu
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
When up to your chest in flood water, it's a good idea to accept the rescue life vests from firefighters, not ta.. http://bit.ly/12Je4D
Apparently vegetarians have meatmares, and vegans have dairymares. Subby has vegmares about having to be around .. http://bit.ly/qpoFa
"His rough, farm-callused hands trembled as he removed her bonnet, apron, and black, shapeless dress, without th.. http://bit.ly/4yb8OV
We'll either padlock your bar or you can install city monitored cameras inside, your choice. Sincerely, Big Brot.. http://bit.ly/d9WNk
The woman you're conversing with on the internet is not a playboy model, is not being pursued by the mob and doe.. http://bit.ly/2tdmC4
16-year old schoolgirl attempting to sail around world hits cargo ship on first night. Just 237 nights left ... .. http://bit.ly/djqr0
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Worst police composite ever depicts strange, bespectacled turtle creature that has been caught sitting, watching.. http://bit.ly/JfyP1
Angry ex-lover leaves 236 potted, high-grade marijuana plants strewn about someone's property. "Someone wanted t.. http://bit.ly/SSwoz
Interim Iowa Superintendent: Illegal strip search of five female students is allowable, right? Riiiiiiiiight [St.. http://bit.ly/2PDvS
Kentucky high school coach takes the football team on a field trip to his church, gets half of them baptised. Su.. http://bit.ly/10QQHX
Monday, September 7, 2009
5 Calorie-Free Organic Chocolate Skincare Treats (You Won't Gain a Pound, We Promise!) http://bit.ly/34mGAu
If you're an older worker who suddenly is back on the job search again, you need to do something about that hair.. http://bit.ly/4uKQPl
Prepared remarks by the President to America's schoolchildren: "You can't drop out of school and just drop into .. http://bit.ly/agsdD
Man opens up a drive-through prayer stand on the side of the road. It's so popular people are calling 9-1-1 beca.. http://bit.ly/1A7zte
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Headmaster of MA prep school destroys library and its quaint "books," replaces it with $500K "learning center" f.. http://bit.ly/2cw2hT
While the state of California languishes in financial distress, it's good to know that state archaeologists are .. http://bit.ly/3J6DRY
Roofer puts his skill laying shingles to an artistic use by making mosaics. Fark: out of produce stickers [Spiffy] http://bit.ly/2kQEZU
Cougar beats off cougar to save five-year-old son in attack that was both terrifying and an unforgivable breach .. http://bit.ly/aIf7v
Feet are washing ashore at Cockey Creek in Maryland. And you don't want to know what's washing up at Footy Beach.. http://bit.ly/32Ek3G
Strangest tramp stamps. Mostly safe for work, but one or two of them are dicey [Weird] http://bit.ly/Q7deJ
Saturday, September 5, 2009
An underwater robot has been missing since Monday, we're picking up underwater earthquakes in the Reykjanes Ridg.. http://bit.ly/S34bw
Dispatcher: "911, what's your emergency?" Caller: "My house is on fire" Dispatcher: "I know, that's what you get.. http://bit.ly/61il9
Roadside fruit vendor was the inspiration for minister's "drive-thru prayer stand" [Obvious] http://bit.ly/1zpxST
Pub owner gives police details of terrifying, yet somehow comical robbery by gorilla and clown [Silly] http://bit.ly/2MqD1g
Music teacher supplies pistol to terminally ill father in hospital so he doesn't have to wait for death panel [I.. http://bit.ly/ECgRi
If you're going to steal change from a car it may be wise to avoid the vehicles parked at the police station [Fl.. http://bit.ly/tU3Bp
Friday, September 4, 2009
Philadelphia's naked bike ride held this Sunday at dusk, finally uniting testicle with crepuscle [Interesting] http://bit.ly/5L2ou
Baltimore police department is so stretched for money they can't afford batteries for their radios. So naturally.. http://bit.ly/5jZ2r
Okay, Canadian teenagers? Putting ping pong balls in your unconscious friend's anus is over the line. In case yo.. http://bit.ly/2MVd18
Coke plant explodes. Police seek man leaving the scene with empty case of Mentos [Scary] http://bit.ly/2SejAI
In retrospect, NATO forces aren't so sure that calling in airstrikes was the smartest way to stop two hijacked f.. http://bit.ly/1CIaTc
Women found to cheat more than men, and get away with it more often because they're better at lying about it [Ob.. http://bit.ly/OO5UW
Thursday, September 3, 2009
For two weeks all of the electronic garage doors and keyless car door openers mysteriously stopped working for o.. http://bit.ly/172LKO
Pandemic bill would allow health officials to enter homes without warrants. Health officials with body armor, cl.. http://bit.ly/ROkg3
Police in NJ can now charge you with DUI and careless driving even if you're not in a car, or not even moving [S.. http://bit.ly/UPuJ9
New study finds college students get more drunk when drinks are cheap. Really study? Really? [Obvious] http://bit.ly/atEOB
Drunk, bloody, spitting man tries to persuade cops that he can't be arrested while naked [Dumbass] http://bit.ly/1VMp1s
Having run out of money, two men fight for the affection of a topless dancer by bringing out their big guns [Stu.. http://bit.ly/G9VD3
Low-wage workers often ripped off by employers, according to Professor N. Shiat Sherlock [Obvious] http://bit.ly/3BrOm
Two tons of powdered sugar was stolen from a doughnut shop. Cops issue a "kill on sight" order [Weird] http://bit.ly/uzAlj
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Not News: Man leads police on a high-speed chase through three towns at speeds in excess of 90 mph. Fark: In a C.. http://bit.ly/dNmMv
Alcohol and coarse salt are; A: building blocks to a margarita B: great for cleaning a dirty bong C: a topical t.. http://bit.ly/vraMd
Good: Someone gives you a gift. Bad: They stole it from someone's basement. Fark: It's a water heater [Strange] http://bit.ly/AJiOX
We all have goals and aspirations, but would you actually commit to it on camera the way these people did? (Spon.. http://bit.ly/2U111a
Texas, in a constant battle for the title of fattest state in the nation and its own Fark tag, has lowered its P.. http://bit.ly/REwSi
If you were thinking about going to Sochi's Discovery world this week, we have good news and bad news. Bad: a fe.. http://bit.ly/t5Dy6
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Parents and school address problem of youth drinking by having full bar at best prom EVER [Cool] http://bit.ly/FU3qN
If you are going to go around town stealing wolf statues, don't ride around with them on top of your car [Weird] http://bit.ly/liWAW
'C' is for cookie dough contaminated with E. coli O157:H7. That's good enough for me [Scary] http://bit.ly/tfy5L
Old and busted: The Green River Killer. New hotness: The Georgetown Cuddler? [Strange] http://bit.ly/4aTJmU
There's a reason most airplane cockpits don't come equipped with a minibar [Dumbass] http://bit.ly/3JEMGn
Fifty-year old women, two-year old breasts, twenty five-year old dudes. Yeah, it's a Cougar Convention [Amusing] http://bit.ly/1wbIkk
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